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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
On the bus today was a man that from behind looked like your average kind of bus passenger. He had a short black hair and a blue rain coat on. "So what!" I hear you cry. Well he turned round half way through the journey to ask the woman sitting behind him something and it was then I saw it. It was HUGE!!! and BLACK!!!! and not unlike a very hairy caterpiller!!!! MONO BROW MAN! AAAAaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I had this terrible urge come over me. An itching burning desire. I wanted to pin him to the floor of the bus and tweezer the center of his mono brow away! Thankfully I had no tweezers on me or I might be in the police station right now explaining why I had attacked a middle aged man that was minding his own business on a bus.
I'm just as bad if I sit behind someone thats freshly shaved his head. Not shaved so close that there is nothing left. A No.1 stubble. I LOVE the feeling of rubbing my palm over it. It takes all my will power not to do it. Once on a long bus journey I had to move for fear of giving in to the desire and getting a slap from the guy.
Maybe I should pay a shrink to find out why I have these strange desires........ Nah! I'll just get you lot to analyse me for free
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Now what would you say it it was actually a woman?
MONO BROW WOMAN!!!!!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
yes...... but I'm pretty sure he was a man
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
People always ask me can they rub my head....
always short, always stuble... i love getting my head rubbed even more than apple crumble.
oh and....
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and it was then I saw it. It was HUGE!!! and BLACK!!!!
With me its perfume, I literally go weak at the knees when someone walks past with a nice smell
Love is the law.
At this point in time, I would like to publicly apologise to any and all female members with Mono, Uni, or No Brows. Please, please no more angry PMs!
POWER TO THE BROW!!!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Nice try Stripey back....
Patricks head would be at perfect rubbing stage I imagine
Must tuck in peoples tags on clothes.
Pimples need squeezing too.
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Is it Fair to all concerned?
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Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Gnor. I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels the need to do these kinds of things...... I'm NOT ever going to want to squeeze other peoples Zits though..... ewwwww! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA
Written by: Gnor
Pimples need squeezing too.
so do nice looking bums
i like breaking the Law 
, of Gravity !
Written by: ...{SAFE}...Written by: Gnor
Pimples need squeezing too.
so do nice looking bums
Are you trying to pop them too?
YUCK! 633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA
not to pop , just to feel ...
*hmmm ... buns......*
i like breaking the Law , of Gravity !
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
mmmmm
strokey heads
*mind wanders far far away. about 3000 miles I think*
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
What about my unibrow?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
i have a fetish for pimples
i get exsquizet pleasure from poping them
specilay if there on some oen else
an ex clocked me a good one cause i poped this big black head on her back
she hated them bing poped but that just made them get bigger to the point where i just couldnt stand looking at them any more so i had to pop them
the first tiem i did it the pure joy of watching that bad boy pop on out was amazing
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
member
136 posts
Location: USA
pimple popping!!!
once I sqooozed my friend's zit and it squirted in my eye!! didn't cure me though, but now I stick to the less juicy ones or pop from an angle. The happiest day was when I invested in a cosmetic blackhead remover. I couldn't wait to use it on someone! It works like a charm and I don't even hafta get my fingers dirty.
I AM working.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Get your own thread you spot squeezing weirdos!!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: Cyprus
Lol sport squeazing, pretty nasty in my honest opoinion but what ever floats your boat! i always wanna ask people what they are talking about if i hear them speaking in a foriegn launguage...
Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...
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Hope all is well : )
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
what a weirdly amusing end to my day this thread is
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England
Mr. Badger has a... carrot fetish
*shudders*
anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
i can't list the amount of things i think abut doing to people on the bus.
there's too many and they're much too rude
i think i really do need help
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
tsk tsk Anthrax.... you are only meant to confess your own desires here! If we were to confess all Patricks desires it would take all day to type and the size of the post might crash the HoP server!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
264 posts
Location: Newcastle, Australia
OKay.... So, my friend and I have had BIG disagreements over her 'strange desire'....
She has this thing for ahem...Large bellied men...Something about a fetish for big love handles I imagine...hehe
HOWEVER, her strange desire is also my greatest fear....
I have a MASSIVE GINORMOUS fear of jiggley man boobies.... *shudder*
We all take different paths in life, but no matter which path we take, we take a little of each other everywhere...
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
i'm with gnor on the tags on clothes things!!
though, i have taken up just telling people now. too many people freaked...
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
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Location: Kamloops BC, Canada
Written by: Skulduggery
I'm just as bad if I sit behind someone thats freshly shaved his head. Not shaved so close that there is nothing left. A No.1 stubble. I LOVE the feeling of rubbing my palm over it. It takes all my will power not to do it. Once on a long bus journey I had to move for fear of giving in to the desire and getting a slap from the guy.
funny part about this is that i love when people rub my freshly shaved head. next time you should just give it a shot.
"Not all who wander are lost. "
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Originally posted by Skulduggerii
and it was then I saw it. It was HUGE!!!
At this point I began to think... PG 13... PG13...
Written by:
Originally posted by Skulduggerii
I LOVE the feeling of rubbing my palm over it. It takes all my will power not to do it. Once on a long bus journey I had to move for fear of giving in to the desire and getting a slap from the guy.
I agree with Yex... just give in... it'll be a great conversation starter... or ender...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
veteran
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Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia
I love rubbing bald peoples heads, feel the need to tie up loose shoe laces and tuck in tags...oh and also picking lint of people....
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I also keep wanting to put beanies on people with long hair doing fire stuff.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
I had an overwhelming desire to shout at a man on the bus this morning.... "Get yer arse off my shoulder mate!"
The bus was crowded, and I was sitting next to this guy who had a massive leg spread and was taking up 50% more than his fair share of the seat, so half of me was sorta in the aisle. That was a little annoying in itself, but what really got me was this guy in the aisle, seemingly unbeknownst to him, kept rubbing his arse on my shoulder. I can only imagine what the person sitting on the other side of the aisle had to content with rubbing on his/her shoulder.
There should be strict rules about public transport - if you're standing in the aisle,. face the front. Only take up 50% of the seat unless you're morbidly obese, and don't fall asleep on stranger's shoulders.
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veteran
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gnor...half the fun is trying not to burn off your hair though....
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Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Lol, i have this thing about people flicking their hands and making a clicking sound when their bones snap togsther.
*KILL KILL KILL* I HOPE YOUR FINGERS FALL OFF.
Sorry to all snappy hands people but you'll get arthritus
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Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
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Actually the getting athritis from cracking your knuckles isn't proven...it's just an old wives tale.
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Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
skul- i have that as well, i dont trust myself standing next to a cliff cause i think i could just jump down, just for the hell of it. i know its weird. and im not suicidal, but i really enjoy jumping of cliffs.
my mates girlfriend was interviewed in some tv show, and my mate went with her to the recordings, and he caught himself going over to the "emergency power cut" button, this big red thing, and touching it a couple of times. he wasnt thinking about it. it was completely subconcious.
so your strange desires are not strange at all.....
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
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