arashiPooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx


Posted:
Why oh why must the bender be so awesome?
he's newcular powered.
it makes me and my deisel spinner envious.
i heard he even has anti-graviton powered boots.
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.
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IT"S THE VEGEMITE!!!!
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oh well, vegemite tastes like a$$.

...........hypothesis:
Vegemite fuels necular powered flips, nutella fuels slow flow. This runs contrary to the sugar levels of each.
Talk amongst yourselves.

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
light another one.

T

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


Zekenewbie
6 posts

Posted:
hmm you may be onto something...less practise and more vegemite - if only it didn't taste so bad...

watched the joy of staff the other day, then proceeded to find a nice big rock to crawl under.

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
i put on my wizard hat...

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Dragon7GOLD Member
addict
625 posts
Location: Aotearoa (NZ), New Zealand


Posted:
I'd light one, but i think adashi is correct :P Appart from the veg tasteing like ...

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Bender... do you actually do the dance of the balls and the ropes?

or is it only the tree trunk twirling in which you participate?

simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
i heard bender was like the way that bender is is because once when he was out dancin in the woods he saw a squirrel and he started doin like the way that the squirrel was doin an stuff but the squirrel was all crazy

anyway thats what i heard i didn't make it up bovrilmonkey said

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
i agree umm

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


PyrolificBRONZE Member
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia


Posted:
ubbloco

Vegemite is a strong flavour, stirring the passions, whereas the low GI of nutella provides for a consistent flow of energy.

thereya! sorted!

smile

Josh

PS Simian you crack me up ubblol

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CodySILVER Member
That guy from Reno
556 posts
Location: Reno, Nevada USA


Posted:
I betchya we could steel his power by eating his spleen ubbidea or maybe his pancreas.........sauteyed in vegimite biggrin (where'd I put that chisel?)

Cody Canon
Controlled Burn, Reno Nevada


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
yeah i miss bovril - where is that salty dog!?

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simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
i last saw the salty dog at the spittalfields workshop in London last tuesday.
He was doin a really nice juggly poi pattern which had throws and head-drapes in it.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."



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