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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:What random things have you said, instead of what you were meant to say... one of the funniest one's I have heard was today:

"Take the blackcurrent fridge out the freezer"
But was meant to be
"Take the blackcurrent Jam out the fridge"


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Location: middle of Troon
Member Since: 22nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 1269
Posted:i get my mucking furds urdled wup
its annoying!

random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh


HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:i cant remember but i do say a lot of crap all the time,
and silly words like you've confuddled me and your really getting on my breasticles

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Location: South East UK
Member Since: 29th Aug 2004
Total posts: 57
Posted:i was talking about leavers day and shirt signing with my friends at school and in stead of saying shirt signing i said shite surning! that was fun hehe biggrin ubbrollsmile

~* so, my love, your laughter is finally turning to tears, and you're begging for more, though the end is getting near *~


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:the other day i said to my mum 'what misty's name?' meaning to say 'is the cats name misty?' i didn't realise my mistake and cuddent for the life of me understand what she was laughing at ubbangel


Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Member Since: 11th Apr 2003
Total posts: 8506
Posted:That can't be as bad as calling a dogwood tree a woof woof tree. Had my mom in tears over that one.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.



Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:calling your boss 'mum' is an embarassing experience

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Keeper of the Spitfire
Location: Calgary Canada
Member Since: 24th Oct 2003
Total posts: 2317
Posted:Whilst kayaking at work, we would chat about what 'cunning stunts' we could all do.
Why are you always in front of the kids when you get the 'c' and the 'st' the wrong way round? ubblol

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.


Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:you might like to check out this guy

He's very clever.

Definitely the king of gobbledegook

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:My favourite one of these has got to be when my folks were driving me to the airport before I was going to spend 2 weeks in Queensland with my boyfriend. They were being paranoid and over-protective as you can imagine and I said
ubblol ubblol ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:"hey guys, is it cool to pump car while my gas is on?"

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

Wyrd Sister
Wyrd Sister

Location: Wellington, NZ
Member Since: 19th Sep 2004
Total posts: 53
Posted:"Hang on, I've just got to put some more fire on my wood." just last night...

What we play is life. -- Louis Armstrong
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. -- Frank Zappa

Lillie Frog
Lillie Frog

not a stranger
Location: wales
Member Since: 31st May 2004
Total posts: 558
Posted:Written by: Noddy

calling your boss 'mum' is an embarassing experience

that is embarassing, but rather sweet.

Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road


lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Member Since: 16th Oct 2003
Total posts: 785
Posted:i rememer THE classic.

a ceratin bright and shiny sunbeam:

"F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, the bus"


"F*ck walking lets take the bus"

actually now that i read it its not that funny, but i nearly wet myself when i heard it.

just ignore this post


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

Wild Child
Wild Child

Star Trekker
Location: Cheshire
Member Since: 2nd Sep 2004
Total posts: 1733
Posted:"How many eigths are there in an ounze?" fortunately I was the one being asked the question

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


Location: southampton
Member Since: 26th Nov 2002
Total posts: 44
Posted:We've got a diary on our coffee table for just this eventuality, although most of the entries dont make sense due to the state we we're in at the time of writing, but here's a couple anyway.

Talking about Toad in the hole:
George-"So which is the bubble and which is the squeak?"

Watching Countdown and trying to guess which letter is gonna come up next (yes our lives are that interesting):
Contestant-"Vowel please."
Jon- "C! Bugger."

Normal everyday conversation:
Lois -"I've parted my hair on the wrong side."
Mark- "You'd be lucky to get a talking dog."
Jon- "Why did you say that in a Yorkshire accent?"
Mark- "I didnt."

Im not too sure what all this say's about us as people, but maybe we've got too much time on our hands, or we're just overly creative, mmmmmm.


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Member Since: 5th Nov 2001
Total posts: 3749
Posted:gobdey goog, how a bout a barreled spinder inversion double over the shoulder released to orbital airwrap? ubblol

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Member Since: 11th Apr 2003
Total posts: 8506
Posted:ubblol only if you can do it Nix.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.



manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:zed poody = dead poodle confused

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!


.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:you know that ole classic "i haven't had anything to drink occifer!" ?? yeah, did that one while trying to say it properly...oops!! biggrin

oh and my friend kellie and i invented a word back in uni. we used to email all the time and got sick of typing "how are you?" (yes, i was an arts student ubblol ), so we (i think it was me...i was the lazy drunk arts student after all...) shortened it to "hairy?" (if you do a silly irish drunk accent you can make hairy sound like how are ya...trust me!!) and we still use it now!! it's been 7 years, you'd think we'd get something new!!! haha! ubblol

bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

.:* Moon Pixie *:.
.:* Moon Pixie *:.

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Member Since: 7th Apr 2002
Total posts: 3492
Posted:I was reading a book about henna art on super stars... and it's talking about a certain music artist "aways in the pubic eye" ubblol hehehe I think they meant *public* eye...hehehe made me giggle ubblol

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
Member Since: 10th Jan 2004
Total posts: 3276
Posted:haha on saturday night i was out in a bar (after a few) and turned round to my mate and said "Tess do u want a sh*t?" - i meant to say "shot" xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2003
Total posts: 799
Posted:saying 'can i have some sweet cock porn' to a rather good looking man behind the counter instead of sweet pop corn was probably the worst...

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


Location: manchester, uk
Member Since: 4th Jun 2004
Total posts: 508
Posted:lo l@ cock porn! i'm in a net cafe and all the people around me think i'm even more of a freak than usual cos i laughed so loud! that's top banana stroo.

a few years ago my sis got ran over and she was in a bad way and in hosp for around six months. she's a single mum and i looked after my three year old neice while her mum was recovering. When all was well and my neice returned in one peice, I was travelling back home on a crowded train, looked out the window, and on seeing some cows and those odd looking round hay bails, said in a rather loud, excited voice" look, moo cows and dougal doggies".

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It's smashing to be back x


Location: OZ
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2004
Total posts: 53
Posted:mine was today why wasnt the neighbour at work
wich translates into why isnt the number working....
dont ask me, i have had lack of sleep.lol.

~*~peace and trust takes years to build, yet takes only seconds to shatter~*~

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