Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
What random things have you said, instead of what you were meant to say... one of the funniest one's I have heard was today:

"Take the blackcurrent fridge out the freezer"
But was meant to be
"Take the blackcurrent Jam out the fridge"

ubblol

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Kitveteran
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon


Posted:
i get my mucking furds urdled wup
its annoying!

random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
i cant remember but i do say a lot of crap all the time,
and silly words like you've confuddled me and your really getting on my breasticles

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


ItsAllTearsBRONZE Member
Member
57 posts
Location: South East UK


Posted:
i was talking about leavers day and shirt signing with my friends at school and in stead of saying shirt signing i said shite surning! that was fun hehe biggrin ubbrollsmile

~* so, my love, your laughter is finally turning to tears, and you're begging for more, though the end is getting near *~


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
the other day i said to my mum 'what misty's name?' meaning to say 'is the cats name misty?' i didn't realise my mistake and cuddent for the life of me understand what she was laughing at ubbangel

GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
That can't be as bad as calling a dogwood tree a woof woof tree. Had my mom in tears over that one.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
calling your boss 'mum' is an embarassing experience

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


MandSILVER Member
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada


Posted:
Whilst kayaking at work, we would chat about what 'cunning stunts' we could all do.
Why are you always in front of the kids when you get the 'c' and the 'st' the wrong way round? ubblol

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
you might like to check out this guy

He's very clever.

Definitely the king of gobbledegook

Meh


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
My favourite one of these has got to be when my folks were driving me to the airport before I was going to spend 2 weeks in Queensland with my boyfriend. They were being paranoid and over-protective as you can imagine and I said
"MUM! I'm SEVEN not SEVENTEEN!!!!!
ubblol ubblol ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


ZimBRONZE Member
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
"hey guys, is it cool to pump car while my gas is on?"

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


Wyrd SisterBRONZE Member
member
53 posts
Location: Wellington, NZ, New Zealand


Posted:
"Hang on, I've just got to put some more fire on my wood." just last night...

What we play is life. -- Louis Armstrong
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. -- Frank Zappa


Lillie Frognot a stranger
558 posts
Location: wales


Posted:
Written by: Noddy


calling your boss 'mum' is an embarassing experience




that is embarassing, but rather sweet.
hug

Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road


Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
i rememer THE classic.



a ceratin bright and shiny sunbeam:



"F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, the bus"

meaning

"F*ck walking lets take the bus"



actually now that i read it its not that funny, but i nearly wet myself when i heard it.



just ignore this post

wink

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
"How many eigths are there in an ounze?" fortunately I was the one being asked the question

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


hadezBRONZE Member
member
44 posts
Location: southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
We've got a diary on our coffee table for just this eventuality, although most of the entries dont make sense due to the state we we're in at the time of writing, but here's a couple anyway.

Talking about Toad in the hole:
George-"So which is the bubble and which is the squeak?"

Watching Countdown and trying to guess which letter is gonna come up next (yes our lives are that interesting):
Contestant-"Vowel please."
Jon- "C! Bugger."

Normal everyday conversation:
Lois -"I've parted my hair on the wrong side."
Mark- "You'd be lucky to get a talking dog."
Jon- "Why did you say that in a Yorkshire accent?"
Mark- "I didnt."

Im not too sure what all this say's about us as people, but maybe we've got too much time on our hands, or we're just overly creative, mmmmmm.

[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
gobdey goog, how a bout a barreled spinder inversion double over the shoulder released to orbital airwrap? ubblol

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
ubblol only if you can do it Nix.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
zed poody = dead poodle confused

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!


margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
you know that ole classic "i haven't had anything to drink occifer!" ?? yeah, did that one while trying to say it properly...oops!! biggrin



oh and my friend kellie and i invented a word back in uni. we used to email all the time and got sick of typing "how are you?" (yes, i was an arts student ubblol ), so we (i think it was me...i was the lazy drunk arts student after all...) shortened it to "hairy?" (if you do a silly irish drunk accent you can make hairy sound like how are ya...trust me!!) and we still use it now!! it's been 7 years, you'd think we'd get something new!!! haha! ubblol





bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


.:* Moon Pixie *:.Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.


Posted:
I was reading a book about henna art on super stars... and it's talking about a certain music artist "aways in the pubic eye" ubblol hehehe I think they meant *public* eye...hehehe made me giggle ubblol

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
haha on saturday night i was out in a bar (after a few) and turned round to my mate and said "Tess do u want a sh*t?" - i meant to say "shot" xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
saying 'can i have some sweet cock porn' to a rather good looking man behind the counter instead of sweet pop corn was probably the worst...

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
lo l@ cock porn! i'm in a net cafe and all the people around me think i'm even more of a freak than usual cos i laughed so loud! that's top banana stroo.



a few years ago my sis got ran over and she was in a bad way and in hosp for around six months. she's a single mum and i looked after my three year old neice while her mum was recovering. When all was well and my neice returned in one peice, I was travelling back home on a crowded train, looked out the window, and on seeing some cows and those odd looking round hay bails, said in a rather loud, excited voice" look, moo cows and dougal doggies".



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EDITED_BY: andythepoi (1098870833)

It's smashing to be back x


twistedfirestartermember
53 posts
Location: OZ


Posted:
mine was today why wasnt the neighbour at work
wich translates into why isnt the number working....
dont ask me, i have had lack of sleep.lol.

~*~peace and trust takes years to build, yet takes only seconds to shatter~*~



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