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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:What random things have you said, instead of what you were meant to say... one of the funniest one's I have heard was today:

"Take the blackcurrent fridge out the freezer"
But was meant to be
"Take the blackcurrent Jam out the fridge"

ubblol


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Kit


veteran
Location: middle of Troon

Total posts: 1269
Posted:i get my mucking furds urdled wup
its annoying!


random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:i cant remember but i do say a lot of crap all the time,
and silly words like you've confuddled me and your really getting on my breasticles


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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ItsAllTears
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

ItsAllTears

Member
Location: South East UK

Total posts: 57
Posted:i was talking about leavers day and shirt signing with my friends at school and in stead of saying shirt signing i said shite surning! that was fun hehe biggrin ubbrollsmile

~* so, my love, your laughter is finally turning to tears, and you're begging for more, though the end is getting near *~

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:the other day i said to my mum 'what misty's name?' meaning to say 'is the cats name misty?' i didn't realise my mistake and cuddent for the life of me understand what she was laughing at ubbangel

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:That can't be as bad as calling a dogwood tree a woof woof tree. Had my mom in tears over that one.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:calling your boss 'mum' is an embarassing experience

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Mand
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

Mand

Keeper of the Spitfire
Location: Calgary Canada

Total posts: 2317
Posted:Whilst kayaking at work, we would chat about what 'cunning stunts' we could all do.
Why are you always in front of the kids when you get the 'c' and the 'st' the wrong way round? ubblol


Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:you might like to check out this guy

He's very clever.

Definitely the king of gobbledegook


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:My favourite one of these has got to be when my folks were driving me to the airport before I was going to spend 2 weeks in Queensland with my boyfriend. They were being paranoid and over-protective as you can imagine and I said
"MUM! I'm SEVEN not SEVENTEEN!!!!!
ubblol ubblol ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Zim
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA

Total posts: 284
Posted:"hey guys, is it cool to pump car while my gas is on?"

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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Wyrd Sister
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Wyrd Sister

member
Location: Wellington, NZ

Total posts: 53
Posted:"Hang on, I've just got to put some more fire on my wood." just last night...

What we play is life. -- Louis Armstrong
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. -- Frank Zappa

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Lillie Frog


Lillie Frog

not a stranger
Location: wales

Total posts: 558
Posted:Written by: Noddy

calling your boss 'mum' is an embarassing experience



that is embarassing, but rather sweet.
hug


Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:i rememer THE classic.



a ceratin bright and shiny sunbeam:



"F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, the bus"

meaning

"F*ck walking lets take the bus"



actually now that i read it its not that funny, but i nearly wet myself when i heard it.



just ignore this post

wink


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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Wild Child
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

Wild Child

Star Trekker
Location: Cheshire

Total posts: 1733
Posted:"How many eigths are there in an ounze?" fortunately I was the one being asked the question

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus

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hadez
BRONZE Member since Nov 2002

hadez

member
Location: southampton

Total posts: 44
Posted:We've got a diary on our coffee table for just this eventuality, although most of the entries dont make sense due to the state we we're in at the time of writing, but here's a couple anyway.

Talking about Toad in the hole:
George-"So which is the bubble and which is the squeak?"

Watching Countdown and trying to guess which letter is gonna come up next (yes our lives are that interesting):
Contestant-"Vowel please."
Jon- "C! Bugger."

Normal everyday conversation:
Lois -"I've parted my hair on the wrong side."
Mark- "You'd be lucky to get a talking dog."
Jon- "Why did you say that in a Yorkshire accent?"
Mark- "I didnt."

Im not too sure what all this say's about us as people, but maybe we've got too much time on our hands, or we're just overly creative, mmmmmm.


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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Nov 2001

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted:gobdey goog, how a bout a barreled spinder inversion double over the shoulder released to orbital airwrap? ubblol

T wave


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:ubblol only if you can do it Nix.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:zed poody = dead poodle confused

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas

Total posts: 3776
Posted:you know that ole classic "i haven't had anything to drink occifer!" ?? yeah, did that one while trying to say it properly...oops!! biggrin



oh and my friend kellie and i invented a word back in uni. we used to email all the time and got sick of typing "how are you?" (yes, i was an arts student ubblol ), so we (i think it was me...i was the lazy drunk arts student after all...) shortened it to "hairy?" (if you do a silly irish drunk accent you can make hairy sound like how are ya...trust me!!) and we still use it now!! it's been 7 years, you'd think we'd get something new!!! haha! ubblol





bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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.:* Moon Pixie *:.


.:* Moon Pixie *:.

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.

Total posts: 3492
Posted:I was reading a book about henna art on super stars... and it's talking about a certain music artist "aways in the pubic eye" ubblol hehehe I think they meant *public* eye...hehehe made me giggle ubblol

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire

Total posts: 3276
Posted:haha on saturday night i was out in a bar (after a few) and turned round to my mate and said "Tess do u want a sh*t?" - i meant to say "shot" xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:saying 'can i have some sweet cock porn' to a rather good looking man behind the counter instead of sweet pop corn was probably the worst...

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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andythepoi


andythepoi

addict
Location: manchester, uk

Total posts: 508
Posted:lo l@ cock porn! i'm in a net cafe and all the people around me think i'm even more of a freak than usual cos i laughed so loud! that's top banana stroo.



a few years ago my sis got ran over and she was in a bad way and in hosp for around six months. she's a single mum and i looked after my three year old neice while her mum was recovering. When all was well and my neice returned in one peice, I was travelling back home on a crowded train, looked out the window, and on seeing some cows and those odd looking round hay bails, said in a rather loud, excited voice" look, moo cows and dougal doggies".



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EDITED_BY: andythepoi (1098870833)


It's smashing to be back x

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twistedfirestarter


twistedfirestarter

member
Location: OZ

Total posts: 53
Posted:mine was today why wasnt the neighbour at work
wich translates into why isnt the number working....
dont ask me, i have had lack of sleep.lol.


~*~peace and trust takes years to build, yet takes only seconds to shatter~*~

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