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9 posts
Location: Bunbury, Western Australia
Confusious say, man who has his hand down other mans pants, isnt feeling himself today.
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
confucious say, man who walk into airport tumanial sideways is going to bangcok
Quid Pro Quo
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Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Confuscious say: Let's keep this PG so the mods don't have to react
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Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA
man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Spinning makes my world go round
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
"He who farts in church, must sit in his own pew..."
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Prometheus!!! You're a sight for sore eyes! [/offtopic] HoP Posting Guidelines
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newbie
9 posts
Location: Bunbury, Western Australia
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted
Christian Death Metal Anyone?
313 posts
Location: Ipswich, Queensland, Australia
Man who cooks beans and pee's in the same pot is dirty.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Why take the steps to enlightenment? The lift is so much quicker.
Time is a great healer, but plastic surgery is much faster.
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Confusious say, man who wants pretty young nurse must be patient.
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Confusious say, war doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
member
37 posts
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
Confuscious say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Anger Is A Gift
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
Confuscious say, american baseball weird sport, never seen man with 4 balls walk
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
Christian Death Metal Anyone?
313 posts
Location: Ipswich, Queensland, Australia
Confuscious say, man who goes to bed with icthy bum, wake up with smelly fingers.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Confucious say, one death is a tragedy, 1 million deaths is a statistic
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
27 posts
Location: Mexico
Confucious say, if you are in the dark watching tv and it starts to move, you have to say: STOP THERE NEGA¡¡¡¡¡¡
THE BEAM WILL BE WITH YOU... ALWAYS
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
This is a real quote, but I always liked it:
"Everything has it's beauty, but not everyone sees it."
P.S. Thanks Flashfire
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia
Can we keep the racial jokes out of this please...
ARRRR!
529 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
Confucius say, woman who sink in mans arms, soon have arms in mans sink.
"My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars." -Davey Havok
newbie
9 posts
Location: Bunbury, Western Australia
Well said Medusa.
Confucious say, man who eat with one chopstick never have problem with obesity.
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Confucious say, he who slings mud, loses ground.
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa
confucios say man who fishes in another mans well often catches crabs
please to smack me flash it was ment to be funny i am sorry
SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Written by: PyroWill
Confucious say, one death is a tragedy, 1 million deaths is a statistic
Beg to differ. Stalin say one death is a tragedy, one million deaths is a statistic.
Written by: Domino
Confusious say, war doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left
nup, sorry. Bertrand Russel said that.
I play too many war games
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Confucius say, if hanging from branch don't scratch bum with both hands
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
newbie
9 posts
Location: Bunbury, Western Australia
Man who have hole in pocket feel cocky all day
105 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Man who bounce on bedsprings this spring,
Have offspring next spring
YARR! Thats replaced the whale in my nightmares!
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Confucious say, man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Written by: Medusa
Can we keep the racial jokes out of this please...
Was the racial joke deleted, or am I going insane? I can't see any racial jokes in this thread.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
12 posts
Location: Canberra, ACT
confucious say: Stupid man give wife piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Bboy, juggler, tumbler staff spinner and general all round awesomness.
(modest too)
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Confucious say: He Who Laughs Last.....thinks slowest
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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