EzzaBRONZE Member
newbie
9 posts
Location: Bunbury, Western Australia


Posted:
Confusious say, man who has his hand down other mans pants, isnt feeling himself today.

ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
confucious say, man who walk into airport tumanial sideways is going to bangcok wink

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Confuscious say: Let's keep this PG so the mods don't have to react

HoP Posting Guidelines
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
If you can answer YES to these 4 questions then you may post a reply.


AlfredSILVER Member
Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA


Posted:
man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Spinning makes my world go round


PrometheusDiamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia


Posted:
"He who farts in church, must sit in his own pew..."

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
offtopic Prometheus!!! You're a sight for sore eyes! [/offtopic]

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EzzaBRONZE Member
newbie
9 posts
Location: Bunbury, Western Australia


Posted:
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted

DFZBRONZE Member
Christian Death Metal Anyone?
313 posts
Location: Ipswich, Queensland, Australia


Posted:
Man who cooks beans and pee's in the same pot is dirty.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Why take the steps to enlightenment? The lift is so much quicker.

Time is a great healer, but plastic surgery is much faster.

DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
Confusious say, man who wants pretty young nurse must be patient.

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
Confusious say, war doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


FoeHammerBRONZE Member
member
37 posts
Location: Cape Town, South Africa


Posted:
Confuscious say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Anger Is A Gift


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
Confuscious say, american baseball weird sport, never seen man with 4 balls walk

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


DFZBRONZE Member
Christian Death Metal Anyone?
313 posts
Location: Ipswich, Queensland, Australia


Posted:
Confuscious say, man who goes to bed with icthy bum, wake up with smelly fingers.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Confucious say, one death is a tragedy, 1 million deaths is a statistic

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Polifeciomember
27 posts
Location: Mexico


Posted:
Confucious say, if you are in the dark watching tv and it starts to move, you have to say: STOP THERE NEGA

THE BEAM WILL BE WITH YOU... ALWAYS


PrometheusDiamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia


Posted:
This is a real quote, but I always liked it:

"Everything has it's beauty, but not everyone sees it."


P.S. Thanks Flashfire biggrin

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.


MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
Can we keep the racial jokes out of this please...

mtbeerGOLD Member
ARRRR!
529 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA


Posted:
Confucius say, woman who sink in mans arms, soon have arms in mans sink.

"My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars." -Davey Havok


EzzaBRONZE Member
newbie
9 posts
Location: Bunbury, Western Australia


Posted:
Well said Medusa.

Confucious say, man who eat with one chopstick never have problem with obesity.

PrometheusDiamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia


Posted:
Confucious say, he who slings mud, loses ground.

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
confucios say man who fishes in another mans well often catches crabs ubblol

please to smack me flash it was ment to be funny i am sorry frown

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Written by: PyroWill


Confucious say, one death is a tragedy, 1 million deaths is a statistic



Beg to differ. Stalin say one death is a tragedy, one million deaths is a statistic.
Written by: Domino


Confusious say, war doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left



nup, sorry. Bertrand Russel said that.

I play too many war games

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Confucius say, if hanging from branch don't scratch bum with both hands

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


EzzaBRONZE Member
newbie
9 posts
Location: Bunbury, Western Australia


Posted:
Man who have hole in pocket feel cocky all day

MatchInnuendo Officer Extraordinaire
105 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland


Posted:
Man who bounce on bedsprings this spring,
Have offspring next spring

YARR! Thats replaced the whale in my nightmares!


DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
Confucious say, man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


Mags The JediGOLD Member
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK


Posted:
Written by: Medusa


Can we keep the racial jokes out of this please...




Was the racial joke deleted, or am I going insane? I can't see any racial jokes in this thread.

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988


Carninewbie
12 posts
Location: Canberra, ACT


Posted:
confucious say: Stupid man give wife piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Bboy, juggler, tumbler staff spinner and general all round awesomness.

(modest too)


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
Confucious say: He Who Laughs Last.....thinks slowest

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


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