Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
Written by: Lillie Frog
My bloke don't do poi, but a momment ago he just picked up my poi and started swinging them around.
Then they got tangled and swung up and hit him in the knackers.
I probably shouldn't laugh, but I am.
And I probably shouldn't be telling you all, but I am!
Laugh with me.
It's a shame really...
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
Written by: Lillie Frog
You'd rather have a baby than a wack in the knackers?
ha ha ha ha ha
No, you really have no idea.
Imagine this, in terms that any man can understand.
9 months constipation, followed by 16 hours of increasingly bad stomach cramps.
followed by squeezing out a 8 pound turd with elbows, knees and finger nails.
Then they stitch up your ass hole,
And all that is the easy bit cos then they wrap the turd in blankets and expect you to look after it for the rest of your life, during which it will demand expensive trainers and mobile phones. It will also blame you for everything that is wrong with it's life.
I aint got knackers, but give me a kick in them any day.
A couple of minutes pain and it's over. easy.
Blokes, don't know they're born!
It's smashing to be back x
Written by: PyroWill
you girls have NO IDEA!! what that feels like, and dont do this whole you dont get periods or childbirth, give me that any day ha ha
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
Written by: andythepoi
PAH! Having a baby? Like shelling peas mate, shelling peas. IT only takes nine months because it happens to be women that give birth! IF us stronger sex, the sex that really knows how to knuckle down and graft, if WE had babies, then it would be two weeks, pop, next! hehehehe
>>wanders off chuckling......
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
Written by: Lillie Frog
My bloke don't do poi, but a momment ago he just picked up my poi and started swinging them around.
Then they got tangled and swung up and hit him in the knackers.
I probably shouldn't laugh, but I am.
And I probably shouldn't be telling you all, but I am!
Laugh with me.
It's a shame really...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Written by:
But then he did the most curious thing:
He grabbed his crotch, and ran around in a circle three times before he collapsed into a fetal ball on the ground moaning in pain.
Written by: Domino
In no way am I claiming that taking a shot in the pills is worse than childbirth but in the interest of education I thought I'd try and explain how it feels.
Firstly, this explaination needs knowledge of the fairly self-explainatry phrase "meat and two veg"
Getting hit in the "meat" is not too bad, it's the same type pain as being hit in the arm. Getting hit in the "veg" is very different. Firstly there is the "normal" hit in the arm pain which goes quickly, then there is the special misjudged ballistic poi pain. This feels like a lobster trying to crawl from your bladder to your stomach and is accomanied by nausea. This lobster feeling lasts for (about) ten minutes.
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
Written by: Lillie Frog
That might very well be true, but thebabies would be pretty funny looking, wouldn't they?
All held together with nuts and bolts, everything on not quite straight, and the bloke stood there, dusting his hands off, saying 'that'll do for now...'
It might take us 9 months, but at least we do it propper.
It's smashing to be back x