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Login/Join to ParticipateHOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
So during the summer, I dated this guy named Jeff. Jeff is a beautiful, beautiful man. He looks like he should be in a boy band...or on the cover of a clothing catalog.
He's also an emotional freak.
But I ran into him the other day and...
DARNIT! Why does the man have to be so BEAUTIFUL??? (He was...um..."technically skilled," too).
*le sigh*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
lightnings dating again?? yay for mike!!!
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA
My ex went back to her eating disorder and got drunk then shagged around allot after we broke up and told me all about it.It kinda sucks,coz she was model quality while we dated,then a few months after we broke up she had to go to a mental hospital for:eating disorders,self mutaltion,depressoin and attempted suicide. Talk about emotional baggage.We would still talk and be friends but it just wont work.Luckily i caught a hot one again and she is very mentaly stable!
Spinning makes my world go round
558 posts
Location: wales
My bloke is funny looking, emotionally unstable, clinically insane.
But he brings me coffee in the mornings.
And he can fix the car.
That makes up for an awful lot.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Lillie, that's a coincidence! Because I'M funny looking, emotionally unstable, clinically insane during exam times (oh look! that's now! :rollsmilie:)
but my boy takes me out for lunch.
and lends me his uni text books.
We can be twins!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
558 posts
Location: wales
Yeah!
I always wanted a twin!
Have you got any nice clothes I can borrow?
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
I'm ultra stable and sane. And somehow I manage to get into all sorts of fun trouble anyway.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Written by: Lillie Frog
Yeah!
I always wanted a twin!
Have you got any nice clothes I can borrow?
Sure! i got heaps of cool clothes! And I just found a new vintage clothes shop so after exams i'm going to have MORE cool clothes!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
558 posts
Location: wales
Cool!
A twin in Australia, happy happy!
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
So I went to a party last night. And there he was. And he avoided me studiously except for when my best friend talked to him.
And, you know what? As beautiful as he is I can truly say that I'm totally over him.
I wish he could just get over me so that he can start acting like a human towards me.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Hey... you don't just GET OVER Lightning... It's a journey out of the darkness that takes many moons.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
its just the way things go. if your with someone, and you break up their always going to look hot coz you can no longer have them. or better you dont find them hot anymore but -they- find -you- hot. mwahuh you hold the power.
buts all ok coz on this journey to many noons youll find someone else hotter and itl work even better any youll be like the ex who?
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
So twin Lillie, can I please borrow your red shoes?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
558 posts
Location: wales
Of course you can. I could not deny my twin anything.
Would you like to call over here, or shall I bring them to you?
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
NYC, Charlotte from "Sex and the City" said that it takes about half as long as the length of the relationship to get over the relationship. Seeing as how we dated for approximately a week and a half... In early August...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Quoting Sex and the Cty?
Are you sure you're gay?
Meh
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
Did you kill the thread Mr Cantus. Naughty boy.
*slithers off to wallow by the pool*
...tick tick tick....
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Written by: Lillie Frog
Of course you can. I could not deny my twin anything.
Would you like to call over here, or shall I bring them to you?
might you be able to drop them over here Lillie dear - I'm so dreadfully tired at the moment and I dont think i could handle the travel!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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