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Dr.Redeye
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Location: Peterborough. uk
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Posted:I once heard if you feed a pigeon Alka Seltzer it'll explode! But I like animals so I'm not going to try it, but it's an interesting notion!

[ 11 July 2002, 06:21: Message edited by: Dr.Redeye ]


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arsn
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Member Since: 7th Mar 2002
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Posted:Not sure about that one... however... put sticky tape on a cats feet and watch it run around... or... cut of a bit of it's whiskers only on one side... and watch it fall over... fun for all the family...

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Salinger
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Location: Southampton
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Posted:Shamefully enough I know the answer to this Doc.

When I was 10 a friend and I crumbled loads of aspirin onto a slice of bread and waited for the results. A crow was to be the victim of the attack, and after eating the slice of bread it flew and perched on a rooftop. For about 10 minutes nothing happened and then suddenly the crow spasmed a little, like something had happened internally, and it rolled down the rooftop and fell to the ground.

I'll never forget that, I'm a great animal lover, and it was probably the most regrettable thing I've ever done. I was young and stupid, and nowadays I have a Buddhist approach to all animals; I haven't consciously killed even a fly over the past 5 years, and so I like to think that my cruel act towards the crow wasn't completely in vain.


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Spiral
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Oolering Man
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 12th Jan 2002
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Posted:Rice will do the job quite well, it has to be uncooked though.....

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Morgane
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Location: Austria
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Posted:OMG u are sick puppies *gg*

does anyone know the smirnov addy with the gargoyles and the pidgeon??

makes me crack up every time

Morgy


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Paddy
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Location: 4341'N 7938'W
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2002
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Posted:Here are the instructions for being a pigeon...

1. Walk around train platform, pecking at cigarette butts and other inappropriate objects.
2. Get frightened and take flight up to a girder.
3. Have a shit.
4. Repeat.


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Dr.Redeye
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Location: Peterborough. uk
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Total posts: 27
Posted:When I was at college I used to catch pigeons and throw them at my mates, I was interested in making them a bit more volatile thats all!

Infinty is a long time.......especially towards the end!

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arsn
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Posted:Put tabbasco sauce with your pets food... FUNNY!!!

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Cassandra
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Posted:Spin cats on fire, much fun

and just do the weave fast : a real crowd pleaser


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Kyrian
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Location: York, England
Member Since: 15th Mar 2002
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Posted:lol... i saw someone do teh weave really really fast teh otehr night (not on fire) i thought he was going to kill himself or my poi, wasn't sure which... hehe, it was cool tho.

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
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Posted:ROFL ohh my word I have never read anything so funny!!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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lightbug
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Location: arizona
Member Since: 24th May 2002
Total posts: 321
Posted:woo hoo!!! thats funny stuff.. my great grandpa used to catch pidgeons in a trap, and then he would have my great grandma sew little hats for them... then he would super glue the hats to the birds and set them free... hee hee .. so every once in while you would see these pidgeons cruisin around with little caps on them.. priceless... he would point at um.. there goeas one of my birds... so funny

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dromepixie
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Location: Florida
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Posted:Why would you want to make a pigeon explode?
Well ok I kinda think I know why...

But why harm animals?

Bad bad cass... I love cats and although I laughed my ass off, spinning cats seems quite cruel besided wouldnt they scratch you and fly into the audience which would in turn sue you?

I dunno I just hope no one goes home and experiments after reading the thread....

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redragonx
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Location: Bentley Alberta Canada
Member Since: 15th Nov 2001
Total posts: 73
Posted:the best way to make birds explode is with blasting caps... no comment on that one or if you cant get some of those, take a hotdog bun and dip one end in water, the other in vinegar. dip the water end in baking powder and feed to your friendly neighborhood bird. enjoi!

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Dr.Redeye
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Location: Peterborough. uk
Member Since: 7th Jul 2002
Total posts: 27
Posted:Hmmm it seems a little light humour goes along way here! I like it here!
Thank You All
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lightbug
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Location: arizona
Member Since: 24th May 2002
Total posts: 321
Posted:yes indeed it does.
lets talk about blowing up other kinds of animals!!! BLASTING CAPS!! good lord red are you at war with the pidgeons LMAO thats funny.
my brother blew his hand and leg up with one of those babies. lets talk about blowing up siblings!! i have always wondered whats the deal with red dragon in canada? is that a gang or somthin??

ps: i like your goku picture arsn!!


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lolli
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Posted:*spring is here, spring is here, life is skittles and life is dear. i think the loveliest time of the year is the spring i do, dont you? course you do!. . .

but theres one thing that makes spring complete for me, and makes every sunday a treat for me!. . .

ooooooh the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon, when we'r poisoning pigeons in the park. every sunday youll see, my sweetheart and me, as we poison the pigeons in the park.

when they see us coming, the birdies all try and hide, but they still go for peanuts when coated in cyanide. the suns shining bright, everything seems alright when we're poisoning pigeons in the park. . do do do. . .do do do

we've caused much anxiety with the autobound society with our games. they call it (something i cant remeber doh). . and lack of propiety and quite a variety of unpleasant names. but its not against any religion to want to dispose of. . . pigeons!!!!

so if some day your free why dont you come with me and we'll poison the pigeons in the park, and maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two as we poison the pegeons on the park, we'll murder them all with laughter and merriment, except for the few we take home to experiment. . .*

pants cant remeber the end grrrrrr any way hope you liked



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lightbug
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Location: arizona
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Total posts: 321
Posted:what a lovely song!!


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lightbug
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Location: arizona
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Total posts: 321
Posted:is that weird al???

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Insatiable fire-faerie (Angie)
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Posted:Ever tied playing football with a hamster in a plastic ball?

"Eeeek" said the hamster

he he


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Peregrine
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Location: Mystic, Ct. USA
Member Since: 12th Jan 2001
Total posts: 428
Posted:Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes every Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Every Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Everything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment,
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strych'nine
We feed to a pigeon.
(It just takes a smidgin!)
To poison a pigeon in the park.

Thank you!

-Tom Lehrer, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park


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arashi
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Location: austin,tx
Member Since: 21st Mar 2002
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Posted:no but i can make a monkey throw its poo poo.
*throws his poo at everybody*


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bender
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
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Posted:^^^ heheh it's all fun and games 'till a flying mass of poo takes someone's eye out..

PPiP = poisining pigeons in the park

every pigeon dies, but does every pigeon truly get blown up by blasting caps?!? who's thinking of the children!?!?

[ 11 July 2002, 16:48: Message edited by: Bender_the_Offender ]


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Paddy
back from the dead...sort of
Location: 4341'N 7938'W
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2002
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Posted:#1 way to make pigeon explode: get Randy Johnson a ball.

For anyone who doesn't know what I'm yapping about take a lookie over here.


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Location: Bristol, UK
Member Since: 19th Dec 2001
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Posted:I used to think lolli was a nice, sweet girl, but she's memorised that poem almost perfectly! Shocking behaviour!

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Location: London
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Posted:Baking soda, expands like a dream inside your guts........not suggesting anything........

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lightbug
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Location: arizona
Member Since: 24th May 2002
Total posts: 321
Posted:i would like a giant hampster ball for me!!
i would use it to get to work and i would park it in a parking space. i want an invinceble hampster ball that i could roll down a mountain in. yay!!


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Paddy
back from the dead...sort of
Location: 4341'N 7938'W
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2002
Total posts: 884
Posted:My cousin had a hamster, but really was too young too have it. When the hamster was in its ball he thought it would be fun to play soccer with it.

Needless to say the poor furball passed on quite quickly. When it happened my aunt was away for the weekend and my uncle had no idea what to do with it, so he put the hamster in a ziplock bag and stuffed it in the freezer. This would have been all well and good except that he forgot about the hamster and my aunt found it six months later while looking for porkchops or something.

I think they should do an episode of iron chef along these lines.

...and today's key ingredient is...(drum roll)...dead hamsters that have been frozen for six months!

Dinner anyone?


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lightbug
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Location: arizona
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Total posts: 321
Posted:yummy

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pozee
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Location: san diego
Member Since: 27th Jul 2001
Total posts: 886
Posted:yeah,
pigeons and seagulls and stuff cannot fart, thus they cannot let the gas out of their stomach when the alka seltzer fizzes up and releases gas. but they, AND their fellow birds can shit up a storm so watch out who you blow up. the pigeon mafia may come dive bombing you later while on that special date...


anyone got a light?

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Morgane
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Location: Austria
Member Since: 16th Apr 2002
Total posts: 102
Posted:had a hampster too when i was a kid...called him Sir Charles for some reason...amybe the ears...nevermind.
he was so fat he could open his cage when he stood on his wheel. one night he broke out and drowned in the bathtub....stupid critter

oh the water in the bathtub was actually for soaking hand-wash stuff in but me mum forgot....

RIP Sir Charles

Morgy


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