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Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia
CRAZY.................? don't mind if i do
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
god i really am tired if this is a useless post
DIB STAR you are the greatest
THANK YOU ALL IM GING TO SLEEP>
Fireboy
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yes, we all think it is good for you to go to sleep now...
::putting the blanky back on you because it had fallen to the ground and and tip toeing out of the room in silence::
shine on
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
cassandra
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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Location: Behind the couch...
quote:Wow... you really must be tidy...
Originally posted by fireboy
DIB STAR you are the greatest
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I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
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Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia
he he he i woke up and found this
*SMACK* as head hits the computer moitior.
god i need some CRAZY AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*falls asleep on room*
Fireboy
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
calling emergency right now ...
looks at fireboy all worried
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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Location: San Diego California
Sleep, I can go with out that for ohh about 24 hours hehe... now fire on the other hand that is an addiction that I must feed often, even though a gallon of white gas is all of $4 it gets expensive.
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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Location: carson city, nevada
FOUR BUCKS FOR A GALLON OF WHITE GAS!!!!!!! that is horrendous. if I dont find white for less then two bucks I dont buy it. of course its really generic white gas, but it still burns hehehe. but I dont even need to spent three for a gallon of coleman. guess thats yet another reason I dont want to live in california again.
you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.
still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
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Location: mesa, arizona
speaking of simpsons "haven't you been listening to that preachy guy at church, captain what's his name?!?" tee hee, keep on being silly...
-ivy. = ^ )
Ralph, jesus did not have wheels.--sunday school teacher, the simpsons
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Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia
*WAKE UP*
Moans : uhhhhhh where am i
did some one mentioned white gas ?????
thats my favorite drink (hic)
hey mum called the guys whith white coats hey what are you doing
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGG
* leaves room kicking and screaming*
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Location: Behind the couch...
quote:Now where was I... oh yeah, SAY OUT OF MY BEER!!!
Originally posted by chairmenmeow47
"haven't you been listening to that preachy guy at church, captain what's his name?!?"
I roll on the floor everytime that ep. comes on... love it...
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Location: mesa, arizona
[/QUOTE]Now where was I... oh yeah, SAY OUT OF MY BEER!!!
I roll on the floor everytime that ep. comes on... love it...
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i agree! i also love when homer gets a gun and he's all "i don't have to be careful, i've got a gun!" oh the simpsons, this is making me laugh in my chair at work... the students must find me looney!
-ivy. = ^ )
Ralph, jesus did not have wheels.--sunday school teacher, the simpsons
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Location: mesa, arizona
"but this isn't like a loan application or a will!"
-ivy. = ^ )
Ralph, jesus did not have wheels.--sunday school teacher, the simpsons
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Location: Behind the couch...
Homer "You signed my name."
Marge "But you sign my name all the time..."
Homer "Yeah, but this isn't anything like a loan or a will..."
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I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
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Location: Behind the couch...
Homer "Hello, My name is Mr Burns... I believe you have a letter for me."
Man behind desk "Ok Mr Burns, ah, What your first name."
Homer "... I don't know..."
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Location: mesa, arizona
tee hee
homer- "all we had to do was sign over the deed to our house and our life savings"
marge- "that's not possible!"
lawyers- "i'm afraid it is. this home is becoming a new welcome center for this district."
homer- "and it didn't cost us a dime."
-ivy. = ^ )
Ralph, jesus did not have wheels.--sunday school teacher, the simpsons
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Location: Behind the couch...
Marge "It's ok hunny, everyones afraid of something."
Homer " Not me..."
Marge "Oh yeah... sock puppets."
homer "Ahhh! where where! AHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Location: mesa, arizona
HOMER- "that's it, you people have stood in my way long enough! i'm going to clown college!"
BART- "i don't think any of us expected him to say that!"
-ivy. = ^ )
Ralph, jesus did not have wheels.--sunday school teacher, the simpsons
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Location: Behind the couch...
Marge : "Why don't you asak Mr Burns to sponsor you team?"
Homer : He wont do it, just last week I asked him for $15 000."
Marge : What on earth do you need with $15 000???"
Homer : I have to get the third degree from you aswell!"
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I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
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Location: mesa, arizona
(patti or selma, i can't remembered, has just returned with the kids from duff gardens. homer walks down the stairs with marge over his shoulder in a toga)
PATTI OR SELMA- "Homer, how do you do it?"
HOMER- "Well you take an ordinary bedsheet..."
tee hee, and
(in sunday school the teacher is looking at everyones drawings of jesus. the teacher stops at ralphs desk and looks at his drawing.)
TEACHER- "Ralph, jesus did not have wheels."
and,
(duff man is judging the best bartender competition.)
TITANIA- "but duff man, you said if i slept with you, i would win the contest!"
DUFFMAN- "duffman says a lot of things!"
oh my, i can't stop, and,
(barney is drunk at homers house and comes down the stairs dressed like marge)
BARNEY- (i can't remember exactly what he says) "homer i'm off to the market"
HOMER- (runs up trying to push barney back up the stairs) "Marge, you're embarrissing yourself... oh, it's just you barney!"
and "that's what we call 'professor barney'
ok, i'm done for the night, i swear!
[ 11 July 2002, 16:37: Message edited by: chairmenmeow47 ]
-ivy. = ^ )
Ralph, jesus did not have wheels.--sunday school teacher, the simpsons
still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
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Location: Behind the couch...
Time to bring out the big guns... tee hee...
Duffman : "Duffman is thrusting in the direction..."
Disco Stu : "Disco Stu need not advertise!" (looking at Homers jacket which meant to read stud.
Mr Burns : "Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin."
Marge : "No I will not pay you $500 for sex!"
Homer : But Marge, we both get something out of it, you get the sex, and I get a bowling team, it's a win win."
Ralph : "So the doctor says I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there."
Homer : "Wow Mr Burns, your really rich, way richer than Lenny."
Mr Burns : Ah yes, but I'd give it al for a little more."
Next... tee hee...
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still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
for all the people reading HomeofPoi from an office:
Homer: I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life:
Number one, 'cover for me.'
Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.'
Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'
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Location: mesa, arizona
woohoo!
(homer is about to get heart surgery from dr. nick. he has just been giving the sleepy stuff)
DR NICK- "What the hell is that?!?" (homer falls asleep)
HOMER- "but it's cute when i do it!"
(man walks out of closet putting on his tie, and the woman inside the closest speaks)
WOMAN- "will i ever see you again?"
MAN- "sure baby, next meltdown!"
(homer and marge are sitting at the table talking and bart walks by and has just been beat up)
MARGE- "i think there's something wrong with bart."
HOMER- "must be his new glasses."
MARGE- "no, i think it's something else..."
HOMER- "probably misses his old glasses..."
lol, thanks for making me laugh, i <3 the simpsons!!!!
-ivy. = ^ )
Ralph, jesus did not have wheels.--sunday school teacher, the simpsons
603 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland, Uk
quote:erm.....do you mean me?
Originally posted by fireboy:
DIB STAR you are the greatest
Why? what did I do? Can someone fill me in here??
Erm.....
Can miles truly separate us from friends? If we want to be with someone we love aren't we already there? If there is someone willing to show, and there is someone willing to see; magic happens. This is whem humans are alive. This is when the wingless fly.
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland, Uk
quote:is that a refernce to me being tidy, or fireboy? and what is 'tidy'??? erm....
Originally posted by Arsn:
[QB]quote:Wow... you really must be tidy...
Originally posted by fireboy
DIB STAR you are the greatest
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I'm confused.and I'm scared. Erm... Whats happening? Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Arsn, please heal my mind......
Can miles truly separate us from friends? If we want to be with someone we love aren't we already there? If there is someone willing to show, and there is someone willing to see; magic happens. This is whem humans are alive. This is when the wingless fly.
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Location: mesa, arizona
(marge is trying walking out with boxes of the kids and homers stuff without them noticing. they notice.)
MARGE- "what about the skiis from the olympics you never use. you're too spontaneous."
HOMER- "let's go skiing right now!"
tee hee, that one was not quoted very well, but TOO BAD!!!
HOMER- "bart do you want to see my new chain saw and hockey mask?!?!?!" (while running in with the chain saw and hockey mask.)
and
HOMER- "but i wanted to go to jamaica so i could pass the doochie on the left-side!"
[ 12 July 2002, 18:20: Message edited by: chairmenmeow47 ]
-ivy. = ^ )
Ralph, jesus did not have wheels.--sunday school teacher, the simpsons
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Location: Behind the couch...
Homer : "I think I speak for all of us when I say, when is the ice-cream coming?"
Homer : "Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids... eat them!"
Homer : "D'oh"
And who could forget the Comic store guys best ever t-shirt...
C:/dos
C:/dos.run
Run dos run
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Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia
Dib Star......... Sweety you r the greatest
in fact you helped me get over and get on when i broke up with my girlfried(who now is my ex)
HOMER: No beer and no tv makes homer something something.....
MARGE: CRAZY?
HOMER: DON"T MIND IF I DO !!!!!!
arrghhh weeeee fun
ahhh good old tv
Fireboy
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BART: sure we disurve an alowance.
LISA: Pay up mum
BART AND LISA: (wilst waving hands for the cash)
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
HOMER:(running out of the next room) the icecream truck, the icecream truck
hehehehe i just remebered that
just then
Fireboy
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Oh I see!!!!! I understand all now. The clouds have lifted. Glad everything is ok. I'll leave you to the simpsons now, but you know where I am if you should need me again......
Can miles truly separate us from friends? If we want to be with someone we love aren't we already there? If there is someone willing to show, and there is someone willing to see; magic happens. This is whem humans are alive. This is when the wingless fly.
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