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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Way to funny to put into words. The first bit is absoulutley hilarious. There is also a script in cas u miss anything ubbrollsmile ubblol ubbloco

See it here

Shame it hap to be rainbow tho.... Legendry show


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MrConfused
BRONZE Member since Jan 2002

MrConfused

addict
Location: I wish I knew

Total posts: 529
Posted:Just found this again! eek
Who would have thought a kids show could be quite so obscene and still get broadcast??

J


If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.

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Beth


Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford

Total posts: 1262
Posted:I love that clip, it was the last ever show so they took a few liberties smile

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:ubblol

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Domino
SILVER Member since May 2004

UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK

Total posts: 757
Posted:I dont actually think it was broadcast. My brother said something about this was done at the end when they were all fed up with it and it was being canceled.

You can also find it here and here they are on something that probably was broadcast after it was canceled, it's an adult comedy programme or something


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Socks
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Socks

Arf! Can I have a biscut?
Location: North America, Mid West

Total posts: 288
Posted:You're gonna make me find it, aren't you?

**growls**

Here is the official background to it.

"Although often introduced as the unaired pilot, this episode was actually specially made by the team at Thames Television. Geoffrey Hayes told us, "The VT department of each ITV company, every Christmas had a competition to enter all the outtakes from their particular companies programme output, and see which ones were the funniest. But ours wasn't an outtake, we specially did it. It was specially scripted and we did it and I never saw it! We did it and Thames won it, but what they actually won, I don't know. But I never saw the video. I can't remember much about it except for Zippy with a banana." The script was written by the voice of Zippy and George; Roy Skelton."

You can find the interview here, buried quite a ways down.

I'm a geek, it's what I do. ubbloco

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I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

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Wild Child
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

Wild Child

Star Trekker
Location: Cheshire

Total posts: 1733
Posted:Geeks are cool - without you we'd all be labouring under a misapprehension cos we're way to lazy to bother checking it out hug

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
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Socks
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Socks

Arf! Can I have a biscut?
Location: North America, Mid West

Total posts: 288
Posted:"0111011101101111011011110110011000100001" sez "woof!"

we R geeks
& we R fine
3.14
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I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz

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_pOp_
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

Playing OldSchool Poi
Location: amsterdam

Total posts: 593
Posted:ubblol hahahahaha

ubbidea how good childrens' programs are to learn a foreign language...
man, I can't believe how many new words I learned today...

ubbloco


meditate eRic.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:It amazes me that the actors could hold straight faces through that. I wonder how many takes it took? I mean, how do you deliver a line like that without SOME smartass smirking and making you start giggling?

-Mike )'(
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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:as we say at Carnecie Institute of Technology, at CMU:


E to the X, dy dx, e to the y, dy,
tangent, secant, cosine, sine,
3.14159
square root, cube root, log of e
watercooled slipstick, CIT!


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Haha that clip is funny. Was it deliberate?

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Written by: ...Lightning...

It amazes me that the actors could hold straight faces through that. I wonder how many takes it took? I mean, how do you deliver a line like that without SOME smartass smirking and making you start giggling?




They spent everyday making the programme and keeping a straight face when it was purile drivel aimed solely at kids. Aiming it at grown ups would possibly be easier. Don'tcha think?


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:Written by:
"0111011101101111011011110110011000100001" sez "woof!"


no it doesn't! i don't have ascii memorized anymore, but i remember enough to know that's total BS. first of all, you dont have breaks. second of all, that's a load of crap. (is to dorky for his own good)


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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vim


strange/r/st/-ish
Location: upside down

Total posts: 142
Posted:erm...

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01110111
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w
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peace


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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:think of this as a challenge:

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Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Socks
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Socks

Arf! Can I have a biscut?
Location: North America, Mid West

Total posts: 288
Posted:Why, yes, I am very good at "Pattern Recognition" when I need to be.

Oh, binary breaks the frames too...

Socks


I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz

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vim


strange/r/st/-ish
Location: upside down

Total posts: 142
Posted:eh...
nope, too lazy.
...
damit, I have to know.
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someone want to tell me or am I going to have to write a script.confused2


offtopic
sorry Fine'.


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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:lol nice one

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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