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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:OK, I'm at work now so I'm blocked from searching for the word Penis.

I need instructions on how to make one out of a balloon.

I would post this under 'help' or 'other toys' but that would prevent the entire popluation of HoP from making fun of me and I don't want to take away that opportunity.

If, in the midst of teasing, someone could post the link to a site that contains instructions (there HAS to be one!) OR could explain in words, I'd be your best freind. hug

Let the teasing begin. biggrin


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:In your case...

Take small balloon
Don't inflate
Done...

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:SOOO many smart-arse comments I could make...

So little time... ubbangel


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Dom
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

Dom

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bristol, UK

Total posts: 3009
Posted:cut or uncut?

A simple way: inflate a balloon about 18 inches, depending upon how big you want it. If you inflate all of it you can make a hat out of it. Tie the knot a bit further down then you usually would so the end is a bit longer and floppier than usual. This is the tip. Make 2 ball bubble ear twists at the base (obviously). Now the fun bit - you can rip a tear in the excess where you've tied off (but don't tear it all off) and pull the end of this bit back over the balloon.

I really don't believe I just wrote that! Every other word in that is a pun! I'm off to giggle uncontrallanbly like a school girl...


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rbmnyc
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

rbmnyc

lurker
Location: Brooklyn, NY

Total posts: 194
Posted:According to Balloonhedz (http://gallery7606.fotopic.net/show_collection.php?id=20756) all it takes is one flesh colored balloon and about five minutes work.

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rbmnyc
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

rbmnyc

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Location: Brooklyn, NY

Total posts: 194
Posted:that was supposed to be a link to his online gallery ....

also - you know this guy - he wants to come to TSP tonight, so you could probably email him yourself.


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