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NYC
NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Member Since: 26th Aug 2001
Total posts: 9232
Posted:OK, I'm at work now so I'm blocked from searching for the word Penis.

I need instructions on how to make one out of a balloon.

I would post this under 'help' or 'other toys' but that would prevent the entire popluation of HoP from making fun of me and I don't want to take away that opportunity.

If, in the midst of teasing, someone could post the link to a site that contains instructions (there HAS to be one!) OR could explain in words, I'd be your best freind. hug

Let the teasing begin. biggrin


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted:In your case...

Take small balloon
Don't inflate
Done...

wink


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:SOOO many smart-arse comments I could make...

So little time... ubbangel


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dom
Dom

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bristol, UK
Member Since: 19th Dec 2001
Total posts: 3009
Posted:cut or uncut?

A simple way: inflate a balloon about 18 inches, depending upon how big you want it. If you inflate all of it you can make a hat out of it. Tie the knot a bit further down then you usually would so the end is a bit longer and floppier than usual. This is the tip. Make 2 ball bubble ear twists at the base (obviously). Now the fun bit - you can rip a tear in the excess where you've tied off (but don't tear it all off) and pull the end of this bit back over the balloon.

I really don't believe I just wrote that! Every other word in that is a pun! I'm off to giggle uncontrallanbly like a school girl...


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rbmnyc
rbmnyc

lurker
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Member Since: 10th Jul 2003
Total posts: 194
Posted:According to Balloonhedz (http://gallery7606.fotopic.net/show_collection.php?id=20756) all it takes is one flesh colored balloon and about five minutes work.

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rbmnyc
rbmnyc

lurker
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Member Since: 10th Jul 2003
Total posts: 194
Posted:that was supposed to be a link to his online gallery ....

also - you know this guy - he wants to come to TSP tonight, so you could probably email him yourself.


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