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AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
I cant firedance... FACT. I tried and nearly killed myself. Does this mean that

a) im not welcome
b) im a failure at life in general
c) you dont like me

please tell because i tried... i really did! But the bruising became too much + my boyf is so good at it i fealt a total twat in trying anymore.

Im not a bad person right?

I can draw and read tarot cards though...
Y.T.SILVER Member
hopeless addict
121 posts
Location: nodnoL, United Kingdom

Posted:
i just think it means you haven't practiced enough...

and it doesn't make you a bad person if it did 99.9999999% of the world would be bad people. I think it's closer to about 25%.

the tarot card think does give you extra points though...

(s)luke

Ninjas NEVER give up!

simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London

Posted:
well obviously you're still welcome.

fire is overrated.

if you can't firedance, can you dance?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
i can dance..... oh yes..... mwah ha ha ha
simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London

Posted:
i don't beleive you tongue
prove it!
i demand you dance for us.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
done

watch me move in highly secutive mannerisms

*bump and grind*
*pole dancing*
*strip tease*

nah... it'll make britney spears jealous, ill stop now.

WINK WINK

i only lapdance for my boyfriend but he gets embarrassed by it so he wont let me. oh well
andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk

Posted:
he's a mentalist....if it was me i'd be saying....put the kettle on honey and make a cuppa chai babe....and when ya come back out the kitchen, bring the bloody pole with ya biggrin

It's smashing to be back x

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
who needs a pole when you have a bf?
EDITED_BY: Fire+Cat=Woof (1096327405)
andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk

Posted:
lol...first time for everything i spose!

It's smashing to be back x

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
i wouldnt know. im very innocent + pure. BAH- who am i kidding?
andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk

Posted:
lol..this morning i might have believed that...after tonight..ha ha ha ha

It's smashing to be back x

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
i need someone to teach me how to firedance properly.
andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk

Posted:
hmm i WONDER where ya could meet someone who's really good at it and likes you so much they might consider teaching you a few moves...

thinks...





still thinking...




it REALLY is a shame, i dunno...that your BOYFRIEND cant spin eh! lol...lunatic...aint you asked him?

It's smashing to be back x

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
he doesnt like doing things with me
PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Posted:
oh come on lianne, u know i'd be happy to teach u

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
well i dont want you to teach me
andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk

Posted:
andy nods a heartfelt apology to both of ya and ...erm....backs away talking about stocks and shares before he causes bad vibes n a fight frown

It's smashing to be back x

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
its nothing to do with you. your innocent
Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia

Posted:
what exactly is fire dancing?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Farting around with sticks or chains that are on fire trying to be graceful.
Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia

Posted:
yaaayyy that means i can do it....only after alot of practise though...damned ballet school and their strict rules...tell me i'm too chunky....

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Im going to bed now. I have to walk through woods.... on my own. If i die- know this. I didnt do it.
...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA

Posted:
i heard , that all you have to do is get a bit drunk/tipsy , and the you can fire dance!!!

"i do not participate nor do i practice this outrageious idea"

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !

PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Posted:
walk safe smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
is that that thing where you get covered in brandy, set fire to yourself and dance to Love Shack?
AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
stop telling me to walk safe!
...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA

Posted:
hey , have you seen that guy from R.E.M dance ? if that is all that dancing is , then im sure that you can firedance!!!

"mike stipe has nothing on you"

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !

Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Posted:
They guy from R.E.M is great hahaha. He makes me cry with laughter cause of his complete lack of rhythm

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


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