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Login/Join to ParticipateHoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
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most likely a load of rubbish but made me laugh my head off,
supposedly 80% of a rhino is bulletproof ha ha ha
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I think that all cows should have a pilot light attatched to thier tails in that case.
Hence, no more global warming.
*as much*
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snot just cows releasing all that methane Rice paddy fields are the main culprits of methane release, which blnakets are atmosphere.
Who would of thought that what I learnt in a biology lesson wud be relevant on HoP?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
TNT
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Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
Seems we are talking about two completely different insects then. Here is what they look like in the U.S.
https://www.uky.edu/Agriculture/CritterFiles/casefile/relatives/daddy/daddy.htm
It tells about the whole poisonous myth story at the bottom. Never seen a crane fly in the U.S. though. Poor critters getting their wings pulled off and all...
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My brother worked as warden in a game reserve in Mozambique. Buffalo are very nearly bullet proof. He mentioned someone that got killed while hunting buffalo with an AK47! Apparently if a buffalo is charging you, you need to aim for the nostrils. When buffalo charge they put their head up (unlike bulls) so their nostrils (which are relatively fleshy) are in line with their brain. And it’s really important not to miss.
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
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Location: Staines, United Kingdom
lol i should hope so! oh and i just learnt that supposedly lightening strikes up and the forks are coming together rather than splitting, ooo aint that weird but supposedly true, and also one of the biggest mysteries in the world is how a bumble bee flies, scientists are baffled by it something to do with relationship from body to wings etc is all wrong
oh and for a laugh check out this site its hilarious, the matrix reloaded scene with the 100 agents smiths only with mario and luigi, check it out NOW!!!
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/157388
when it loads click play this movie
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Just looked at those links about what you over in the US call a daddy-long-legs. What an ugly munter.
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
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its uglier than me! and thats hard to be!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Fool
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Location: Cornwall, UK
That's not a daddy-long-legs! That's some wierd yank bug.
A daddy-long-legs is the same as a crane fly innit?
Such as this one.
"The male genitalia include a pair of claspers which grip the female genital valves but in order to do so the males abdomen has to be twisted through 180°."
One word: Ow.
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for me, a daddy long legs is a kinda lanky looking spider-like insect. (mostly) harmless, like the rest of earth.
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Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
lol i've been reading the micheal moore book recently and apparently 65% of ppl aged between 18 and 25 cant locate the united kingdom on the world map, how bloody funny is that
maybe the whole eating 8 spiders in your life time was taken from watching one person sleeping over a year or something, and they ate a couple of spiders then they took an average of some sort, god knows....
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