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PyroWill
PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:most likely a load of rubbish but made me laugh my head off,
supposedly 80% of a rhino is bulletproof ha ha ha


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:I think that all cows should have a pilot light attatched to thier tails in that case.

smile

Hence, no more global warming.

*as much*


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:snot just cows releasing all that methane Rice paddy fields are the main culprits of methane release, which blnakets are atmosphere.

Who would of thought that what I learnt in a biology lesson wud be relevant on HoP?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Supafly
TNT
Location: Charlotte, NC
Member Since: 27th Apr 2001
Total posts: 173
Posted:Seems we are talking about two completely different insects then. Here is what they look like in the U.S.

http://www.uky.edu/Agriculture/CritterFiles/casefile/relatives/daddy/daddy.htm
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It tells about the whole poisonous myth story at the bottom. Never seen a crane fly in the U.S. though. Poor critters getting their wings pulled off and all...


Fear the evil monkey!

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Domino
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 757
Posted:My brother worked as warden in a game reserve in Mozambique. Buffalo are very nearly bullet proof. He mentioned someone that got killed while hunting buffalo with an AK47! Apparently if a buffalo is charging you, you need to aim for the nostrils. When buffalo charge they put their head up (unlike bulls) so their nostrils (which are relatively fleshy) are in line with their brain. And its really important not to miss.

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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PyroWill
PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:lol i should hope so! oh and i just learnt that supposedly lightening strikes up and the forks are coming together rather than splitting, ooo aint that weird but supposedly true, and also one of the biggest mysteries in the world is how a bumble bee flies, scientists are baffled by it something to do with relationship from body to wings etc is all wrong

oh and for a laugh check out this site its hilarious, the matrix reloaded scene with the 100 agents smiths only with mario and luigi, check it out NOW!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/157388
when it loads click play this movie


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Domino
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 757
Posted:Just looked at those links about what you over in the US call a daddy-long-legs. What an ugly munter.

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:its uglier than me! and thats hard to be! ubbloco

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Mags The Jedi
Mags The Jedi

Fool
Location: Cornwall, UK
Member Since: 30th May 2004
Total posts: 2020
Posted:That's not a daddy-long-legs! That's some wierd yank bug.

A daddy-long-legs is the same as a crane fly innit?

Such as this one.

"The male genitalia include a pair of claspers which grip the female genital valves but in order to do so the males abdomen has to be twisted through 180."

One word: Ow.

devil


"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:for me, a daddy long legs is a kinda lanky looking spider-like insect. (mostly) harmless, like the rest of earth.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Nate
Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
Member Since: 5th Aug 2004
Total posts: 1530
Posted:lol i've been reading the micheal moore book recently and apparently 65% of ppl aged between 18 and 25 cant locate the united kingdom on the world map, how bloody funny is that

maybe the whole eating 8 spiders in your life time was taken from watching one person sleeping over a year or something, and they ate a couple of spiders then they took an average of some sort, god knows....


I like Languages.

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JakBJC
JakBJC

member
Location: Norwich, UK
Member Since: 19th Jul 2004
Total posts: 117
Posted:I'm the same age as Sonic the Hedgehog.

lolsign


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