Twisted ClownBRONZE Member
member
102 posts
Location: Croydon,Surrey,UK


Posted:
Help Please.. help

I came home from work today and she was gone.....ubbcrying

My Pet that is. Shes about 4 meters tall and has brown hair, blue eyes and a big nose.. umm She has a sorta purplish tint to her complextion and loves to roll in the mud.... She ocassionly will eat peanuts and has a deadly fear of mice...

Please if you see anything that matches this discription please e-mail me at,
purpleelephantrelief@trunk.peanut

Any response will be greatly appreciated and i will owe you forever..

Cheers

There may be one for everyone but what if there is two for three would that mean none for someone or did they start off without one....


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
get a job, hippy.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


Twisted ClownBRONZE Member
member
102 posts
Location: Croydon,Surrey,UK


Posted:
got one thnx well paid too...

There may be one for everyone but what if there is two for three would that mean none for someone or did they start off without one....


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
In that case, I believe I saw her down the street. She was hiding behind a VW Bug.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
No Gidg, that was custom bug.....

*hides before bug reads this and decides to slap her*

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
get a better job, hippy.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


Twisted ClownBRONZE Member
member
102 posts
Location: Croydon,Surrey,UK


Posted:
grasshoppah your not worth it ubbloco
EDITED_BY: whirlingdervish (1095515909)

There may be one for everyone but what if there is two for three would that mean none for someone or did they start off without one....


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
dont worry about grasshpppah, he sux......alot............and i saw your girl, she was being chased by a pack of wild lawn gnomes

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey i think i've found her...

hold on i'll just fetch her in so you can have a look.

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
ok is this her?


Non-Https Image Link

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hmm I'll just email him. He must be worried by now...

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: whirling dervish


Please if you see anything that matches this discription please e-mail me at,
purpleelephantrelief@trunk.peanut

Any response will be greatly appreciated and i will owe you forever..

Cheers




Hold on... that's not even a real email address. I wrote to it and got this in reply:


Written by:

From :
Sent : 18 September 2004 15:31:04
To : notasdaftasilook@youmustbekidding.com
Subject : Delivery Status Notification (Failure)

| | | Inbox


This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification.

Delivery to the following recipients failed.

purpleelephantrelief@trunk.peanut






From: C@ntus .
To: purpleelephantrelief@trunk.peanut
Subject: elephant
Sent: 18 September 2004 15:31:01


If i was to happen to have found a medium-sized mauve elefriend, how could you prove to me that she is in fact yours?

You could just be some pervert that's hoping to get some free elephant love and I'm just not going to help you do that me-laddo...


awaitng proof
Cantus J Fraggle





I'm starting to think that this is some kind of wind up....

Meh


Twisted ClownBRONZE Member
member
102 posts
Location: Croydon,Surrey,UK


Posted:
lol im sorry to tell you cantus but that is my elephant and i cancelled the email address cause she was found dredged up in the thames early thurs morning.... ubbcrying

There may be one for everyone but what if there is two for three would that mean none for someone or did they start off without one....


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
a sad tale indeed....ubbcrying

so, ubbidea you gonna get her stuffed?

Meh


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
By the looks of her she is all ready stuffed.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


Twisted ClownBRONZE Member
member
102 posts
Location: Croydon,Surrey,UK


Posted:
lol i may but i am unsure if she will fit on my fireplace.... eek

There may be one for everyone but what if there is two for three would that mean none for someone or did they start off without one....



Similar Topics

Using the keywords [heellllpppppppp] we found the following existing topics.

  1. Forums > HEELLLLPPPPPPPP>> [15 replies]

      Show more..

HOP Newsletter

Sign up to get the latest on sales, new releases and more...