MatchInnuendo Officer Extraordinaire
105 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland


Posted:
Yes! Ladies and Gentlehops, you too can now take part in this magnificent competition. an AMAZING* eek prize will be awarded to the winner, who will be chosen at random at some point, maybe, if I can be bothered....

(and bonus points for correctly identifying the location, HOPpers and activity being undertaken....)**


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* May not be 100% Fact ubbloco

** If you were there, or already know the story, don't say, because you won't win anything, other than the smug satisfaction of becoming part of a soon-to-be HOP legend wink

YARR! Thats replaced the whale in my nightmares!


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
"after many attempts, John resorted to guttersurfing as a way to teach Anita to swim"

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


stripesSILVER Member
stranger
41 posts
Location: england


Posted:
because it said in her "ultimate dating handbook" that pretending to drown was often rewarded with the kiss of life... and Anita(?) was never one to miss an opportunity

remember; they can't break you if you don't have a spine


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
"laura was feeling so lazy that day she did the entire 'singing in the rain' routine without the use of her legs" smile

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
"Scottish girl first to participate in radical new boob allignment program."

Love is the law.


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:




{random guy and batters not included}

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


_odnewbie
22 posts
Location: Austin, TX


Posted:
gaaah
proxy server blocking whatever that pic is =(

Twisted ClownBRONZE Member
member
102 posts
Location: Croydon,Surrey,UK


Posted:
"When you said we was going surfing for our holiday i didnt think you meant this....??? eek

There may be one for everyone but what if there is two for three would that mean none for someone or did they start off without one....


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
"and then this girl tried to pull me in with her"

wink

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


RixatrixBRONZE Member
paranoid of gov't conspiracies
217 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
"In earlier news a local girl slipped on the road during a torrential downpour and she fell into the gutter as the rushing water threatened to carry her away. Luckily a man ran to her aid and grabbing her he pulled her to safety as bystanders were amazed."

BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
"Wet T-Shirt competition - Edinburgh style"

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA


Posted:
Girl: Comon, I threw myself at the ground and would have missed but you distracted me!
Man: You can't fly in downtown Edinburgh, only Arthur Dent could pull that off.

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
"The damp badger parade caused major problems for the second year running."

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
'Melanie was going to give those new jeans the 'stone washed' look no matter what it took'

yannicusGOLD Member
member
169 posts
Location: Paris, France, the armpit of europe


Posted:
"and after that fateful day, she never ever got to breast feed..."

-Believing that all has been said and done is like mistaking the horizon for the limits of the world. Voltaire.
-Plus je connais hommes, plus j'aime mon chien. Pascal.


margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
"are you sure this is the easiest way to get a washboard stomach??"

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
"are you sure you can help me superman-slide uphill?"

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
world finals "paralyzed partner ballroom dancimg" competition held despite torrential downpour

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


MatchInnuendo Officer Extraordinaire
105 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland


Posted:
"He quickly rushed to rescue the passer-by after the incontinent elephant rampaged out of control..."

YARR! Thats replaced the whale in my nightmares!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
*monty python-esque voice over* 'and now for something completely different...'

After winning the official female HoP auction, John had to resort to dragging the (somewhat) unwilling anita off into a life of eternal servitude.

were those two even in the auctions?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Twisted ClownBRONZE Member
member
102 posts
Location: Croydon,Surrey,UK


Posted:
lol like that one roflmfao.......

There may be one for everyone but what if there is two for three would that mean none for someone or did they start off without one....


Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
Three year old with Gigantism throws temper tantrum after "Not being allowed" to play in puddles.

In news today a three year old with a debilitating growth disorder almost drowned after being told that she was "Too big" to play in puddles." The three year old who shall remain nameless, then lay down in an overflowing street gutter and promised to hold her breath until she was allowed to play. When paramedics arrived her face had turned blue, normal breathing did not return until she was offered a "Lollypop" that is believed to have been watermelon flavoured.

I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.



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