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Innuendo Officer Extraordinaire
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Total posts: 105
Posted:Yes! Ladies and Gentlehops, you too can now take part in this magnificent competition. an AMAZING* eek prize will be awarded to the winner, who will be chosen at random at some point, maybe, if I can be bothered....

(and bonus points for correctly identifying the location, HOPpers and activity being undertaken....)**


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* May not be 100% Fact ubbloco

** If you were there, or already know the story, don't say, because you won't win anything, other than the smug satisfaction of becoming part of a soon-to-be HOP legend wink


YARR! Thats replaced the whale in my nightmares!

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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas, USA

Total posts: 3899
Posted:"after many attempts, John resorted to guttersurfing as a way to teach Anita to swim"

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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stripes
SILVER Member since Jun 2004

stranger
Location: england

Total posts: 41
Posted:because it said in her "ultimate dating handbook" that pretending to drown was often rewarded with the kiss of life... and Anita(?) was never one to miss an opportunity

remember; they can't break you if you don't have a spine

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duballstar
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

duballstar

slack rating - 9.5
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Ki...

Total posts: 2216
Posted:"laura was feeling so lazy that day she did the entire 'singing in the rain' routine without the use of her legs" smile

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:"Scottish girl first to participate in radical new boob allignment program."

Love is the law.

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The Real Fryed Fish


God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion

Total posts: 1489
Posted:<the new and improved assisted slip and slide, all you need is a street and this "random guy" to start playing>



{random guy and batters not included}


You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

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_od


newbie
Location: Austin, TX

Total posts: 22
Posted:gaaah
proxy server blocking whatever that pic is =(


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Twisted Clown
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Twisted Clown

member
Location: Croydon,Surrey,UK

Total posts: 102
Posted:"When you said we was going surfing for our holiday i didnt think you meant this....??? eek

There may be one for everyone but what if there is two for three would that mean none for someone or did they start off without one....

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:"and then this girl tried to pull me in with her"

wink


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Rixatrix
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rixatrix

paranoid of gov't conspiracies
Location: USA

Total posts: 217
Posted:"In earlier news a local girl slipped on the road during a torrential downpour and she fell into the gutter as the rushing water threatened to carry her away. Luckily a man ran to her aid and grabbing her he pulled her to safety as bystanders were amazed."

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:"Wet T-Shirt competition - Edinburgh style"

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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KaelGotRice
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

KaelGotRice

Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
Location: Angel's Landing, USA

Total posts: 1584
Posted:Girl: Comon, I threw myself at the ground and would have missed but you distracted me!
Man: You can't fly in downtown Edinburgh, only Arthur Dent could pull that off.


To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:"The damp badger parade caused major problems for the second year running."

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:'Melanie was going to give those new jeans the 'stone washed' look no matter what it took'

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yannicus
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

yannicus

member
Location: Paris, France, the armpit of e...

Total posts: 169
Posted:"and after that fateful day, she never ever got to breast feed..."

-Believing that all has been said and done is like mistaking the horizon for the limits of the world. Voltaire.
-Plus je connais hommes, plus j'aime mon chien. Pascal.

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas, Australia

Total posts: 3776
Posted:"are you sure this is the easiest way to get a washboard stomach??"

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York, USA

Total posts: 3354
Posted:"are you sure you can help me superman-slide uphill?"

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:world finals "paralyzed partner ballroom dancimg" competition held despite torrential downpour

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Match


Innuendo Officer Extraordinaire
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Total posts: 105
Posted:"He quickly rushed to rescue the passer-by after the incontinent elephant rampaged out of control..."

YARR! Thats replaced the whale in my nightmares!

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:*monty python-esque voice over* 'and now for something completely different...'

After winning the official female HoP auction, John had to resort to dragging the (somewhat) unwilling anita off into a life of eternal servitude.

were those two even in the auctions?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Twisted Clown
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Twisted Clown

member
Location: Croydon,Surrey,UK

Total posts: 102
Posted:lol like that one roflmfao.......

There may be one for everyone but what if there is two for three would that mean none for someone or did they start off without one....

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Fleance


journeyman
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Total posts: 99
Posted:Three year old with Gigantism throws temper tantrum after "Not being allowed" to play in puddles.

In news today a three year old with a debilitating growth disorder almost drowned after being told that she was "Too big" to play in puddles." The three year old who shall remain nameless, then lay down in an overflowing street gutter and promised to hold her breath until she was allowed to play. When paramedics arrived her face had turned blue, normal breathing did not return until she was offered a "Lollypop" that is believed to have been watermelon flavoured.


I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.

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