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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ever thaught that, when everything in your day just doesn't go to plan, yet none of its your fault?
! bloody train delays always ther when you need to get somewhere!
! bloody websites telling you correct info yet being completly and utterly wrong, as there are infact two venues called the globe theatre but once is the one everyone knows on the southbank, but another exists within a place called the bedford in balham way down in south west london
grrrrrrrrrr !
!You leave your phone on silent, suddenly get told my foot is buzzing and find I have 6 missed calls a voice mail, and a message telling me yep you went to the wrong venue..........."why dont you go and see minute for minute at the globe it starts at 7.30" no dad we cant get in now, and we saw it the other night live on bbc 4
!you buy a white chocolate kit kat to share with a nice cup of tea to cheer you up, an you find out it is not just a white chocolat kit kat it is lemon and yoghurt flavour ug
!
!you feel like a child who hasnt got their sweeties and feel like you did when you were four or five and feel the need to have a tantrum!
Ever thaught that, when everything in your day just doesn't go to plan, yet none of its your fault?
! bloody train delays always ther when you need to get somewhere!
! bloody websites telling you correct info yet being completly and utterly wrong, as there are infact two venues called the globe theatre but once is the one everyone knows on the southbank, but another exists within a place called the bedford in balham way down in south west london
grrrrrrrrrr !!You leave your phone on silent, suddenly get told my foot is buzzing and find I have 6 missed calls a voice mail, and a message telling me yep you went to the wrong venue..........."why dont you go and see minute for minute at the globe it starts at 7.30" no dad we cant get in now, and we saw it the other night live on bbc 4
!you buy a white chocolate kit kat to share with a nice cup of tea to cheer you up, an you find out it is not just a white chocolat kit kat it is lemon and yoghurt flavour ug
!!you feel like a child who hasnt got their sweeties and feel like you did when you were four or five and feel the need to have a tantrum!
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
just have the tantrum if you feel like it. being 5 again is fun! yell and kick and scream and let the world know that right now its being very very mean and then send it to its room!
just have the tantrum if you feel like it. being 5 again is fun! yell and kick and scream and let the world know that right now its being very very mean and then send it to its room!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Aw Hugs to you!
Bad things happening is like a domino effect. I definitely blame the transport system for a lot of the grumpiness in London. Having to face the tubes first thing is not a good start to the day!
Been having a lot of stress of late, happily instead of letting it consume me, reminding myself about all the lovely things in life has kept me happy. Also switching off the news has helped - those images are poison!
I can most definitely sympathise with how choosing a lemon & yoghurt kit-kat instead of a lovely white chocolate one would feel like the last straw though!
Aw Hugs to you!
Bad things happening is like a domino effect. I definitely blame the transport system for a lot of the grumpiness in London. Having to face the tubes first thing is not a good start to the day!
Been having a lot of stress of late, happily instead of letting it consume me, reminding myself about all the lovely things in life has kept me happy. Also switching off the news has helped - those images are poison!
I can most definitely sympathise with how choosing a lemon & yoghurt kit-kat instead of a lovely white chocolate one would feel like the last straw though!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
yeah, i forgot to ask - there are lemon and yoghurt kit-kats????
yeah, i forgot to ask - there are lemon and yoghurt kit-kats????
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hee hee thanx kat
Yep got it from a corner shop near me must be imported or something
Hee hee thanx kat
Yep got it from a corner shop near me must be imported or something
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Dont worry. Things always seem better in the morning after.
Dont worry. Things always seem better in the morning after.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Unless you find out you are pregnant I supose....
Unless you find out you are pregnant I supose....
Pooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London
1,810 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Jooooooooooooon
Jem honey 
Me
x
Jooooooooooooon
Jem honey
Me
x
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
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Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Jon, now why would you say a random thing like that..
Unless....
Jon - are you pregnant??? You can tell us, we're very discreet on here you know!
Em..anyone know the contact number of the National Enquirer?
Jon, now why would you say a random thing like that..
Unless....
Jon - are you pregnant??? You can tell us, we're very discreet on here you know!
Em..anyone know the contact number of the National Enquirer?
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
fanx
i think i have been cursed or the sun is not in a good alignment i nearly knocked my mum out at lunch time
!kids never put pretty lickle, glass ornaments on window sills that nice people regularly sit below regularly and decide to rearrange them !
thankfully she was saved by a loverly parasol
*wipes off sweat and begins to recover from shock*
fanx
i think i have been cursed or the sun is not in a good alignment i nearly knocked my mum out at lunch time
!kids never put pretty lickle, glass ornaments on window sills that nice people regularly sit below regularly and decide to rearrange them !
thankfully she was saved by a loverly parasol
*wipes off sweat and begins to recover from shock*
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feminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england
505 posts
Location: cambs england
Posted:
crappy days just get your goat, then sell it for magic beans that do nothing except intice giants from far away lands to rampage your village. then you have to get a big axe cos the bean stalk's all big and thick, but you can't be bothered cos your goats been sold...
so you just break your bike, walk home from town, miss out in seeing all your friends at their new college, loaf infront of the tv for the rest of the afternoon, and realise 1) your diet is as crappy as the the day and 2) you're blatently not going to this fire meet Again tonight cos your friends won't be bothered, and your bike doesn't work..
funny how things come in pairs...
hugs to the stressed.
crappy days just get your goat, then sell it for magic beans that do nothing except intice giants from far away lands to rampage your village. then you have to get a big axe cos the bean stalk's all big and thick, but you can't be bothered cos your goats been sold...
so you just break your bike, walk home from town, miss out in seeing all your friends at their new college, loaf infront of the tv for the rest of the afternoon, and realise 1) your diet is as crappy as the the day and 2) you're blatently not going to this fire meet Again tonight cos your friends won't be bothered, and your bike doesn't work..
funny how things come in pairs...
hugs to the stressed.
in state of metamorphosis
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
aww thanks lightening
Grr my planets are still wonkey or somthing, today i poked my finger with a needle twice while attempting to tidy things
Both my parents had to deal with people just being plane annoying............aaarg
rant over
*takes a deep breath*
*puts the kettle on*
aww thanks lightening
Grr my planets are still wonkey or somthing, today i poked my finger with a needle twice while attempting to tidy things
Both my parents had to deal with people just being plane annoying............aaarg
rant over
*takes a deep breath*
*puts the kettle on*
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
*takes over making tea for jem*
i must remember your last post as an excuse for being messy - if you never tidy up, you can't get randomly poked with needles
cole. x
*takes over making tea for jem*
i must remember your last post as an excuse for being messy - if you never tidy up, you can't get randomly poked with needles
cole. x
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i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
I am slowly learning to be a tidy artist, really I am lol.
half a sugar plese cole
and some posotive karma
throw all the hugs in too and make a good brew
I am slowly learning to be a tidy artist, really I am lol.
half a sugar plese cole
and some posotive karma
throw all the hugs in too and make a good brew
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Sweet talented nutter
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Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Posted:
Just a dropbear hug to you on this depressing day .
Just a dropbear hug to you on this depressing day .
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
No no today is a good day, but I'll accept dropbear hugs any day
No no today is a good day, but I'll accept dropbear hugs any day
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feminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england
505 posts
Location: cambs england
Posted:
may i have a cup of tea too please? my nose hurts and i think my tonsils are swollen
may i have a cup of tea too please? my nose hurts and i think my tonsils are swollen
in state of metamorphosis
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
*hands a nice big mug of traditional tea to griffin*
*hands a nice big mug of traditional tea to griffin*
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
There's tea? One sugar in mine thanks.
There's tea? One sugar in mine thanks.
Meh
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Sorry to slip off topic but I have to ask this....... C@ntus what exactly is a doof. I might have some spare but because I don't know what they are I can't lend them to you...........did that make any sense at all? It did in my head......in text it looks odd........oh well!
Sorry to slip off topic but I have to ask this....... C@ntus what exactly is a doof. I might have some spare but because I don't know what they are I can't lend them to you...........did that make any sense at all? It did in my head......in text it looks odd........oh well!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Shoryuken!
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England
Posted:
/hugs to all
I've got a really annoying tickly throat at the moment; I thought I was over it, but then yesterday it came back worse than before. Coughs make me angry more than other illnesses, because coughing doesnt help! Yes, I know there is something wrong with my throat. I KNOW that rasping air over it WILL NOT HELP, infact it inflames it more, but nooooo I can't tell my body that, it just goes on disobeying me. It does it on purpose because I don't pay it enough attention. Thismorning I coughed so much I puked
Mind you I think I puke a lot easier than I used too, a couple of months ago I laughed so hard at my mates poor rendition of "Tainted Love" that I puked.
Does herbal tea actually count as tea? Cos theres no tea in it really, is there? I don't know.
/hugs to all
I've got a really annoying tickly throat at the moment; I thought I was over it, but then yesterday it came back worse than before. Coughs make me angry more than other illnesses, because coughing doesnt help! Yes, I know there is something wrong with my throat. I KNOW that rasping air over it WILL NOT HELP, infact it inflames it more, but nooooo I can't tell my body that, it just goes on disobeying me. It does it on purpose because I don't pay it enough attention. Thismorning I coughed so much I puked
Mind you I think I puke a lot easier than I used too, a couple of months ago I laughed so hard at my mates poor rendition of "Tainted Love" that I puked.
Does herbal tea actually count as tea? Cos theres no tea in it really, is there? I don't know.
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
they should call it herbal brew its not tea at all, what a con lol
*hands nilid69 some anasthetic throat spray*
try not to laugh so hard ! stop having too much fun !
they should call it herbal brew its not tea at all, what a con lol
*hands nilid69 some anasthetic throat spray*
try not to laugh so hard ! stop having too much fun !
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Shoryuken!
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England
Posted:
Haha I have some of that, and if I'm honest I reckon my puking wasn't just coughing, but a mixture of a cough and my gag reaction when the spray hit the back of my throat. You can get nicer stuff than mine though, theres a lush green one that works dead well, so I'll presume you were offering that
Meh I'm having no fun at the moment, I'm stuck at home bored/upset/distressed. In little bursts.
I want to go outside and play, as its lovely and sunny, but its also really windy so I feel like a prick hitting myself over and over again, I keep going out but coming in again after about 2 minutes.
Hey, I like this whinging malarky though, its vaguely theraputic.
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*hands nilid69 some anasthetic throat spray*
Haha I have some of that, and if I'm honest I reckon my puking wasn't just coughing, but a mixture of a cough and my gag reaction when the spray hit the back of my throat. You can get nicer stuff than mine though, theres a lush green one that works dead well, so I'll presume you were offering that
Meh I'm having no fun at the moment, I'm stuck at home bored/upset/distressed. In little bursts.
I want to go outside and play, as its lovely and sunny, but its also really windy so I feel like a prick hitting myself over and over again, I keep going out but coming in again after about 2 minutes.
Hey, I like this whinging malarky though, its vaguely theraputic.
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