TwirlyShoryuken!
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England


Posted:
Not sure if this is worth posting, but I had to get it written down. This week, loads of stuff has been happening in two's, and I am now vaugly weirded by it all. It's all stuff that would have been slightly coincidental on their own, but for five of them to happen in one week has to make you think.

1) Parents are away, so I've been cooking for myself, poorly. Look in fridge, oooh red peppers and eggs, they can go together in a fried-up sandwitch. You may have, but I'd never heard of this combination being eaten before. Only that night watching Family Guy, Lois asks Peter what he's frying, and its eggs and peppers! Only like 2 hours after I thought I'd invented it.

2) Another Family Guy one, the dog gets into adult film making, there's an award ceremony, one of the awards is for best porn movie music composers - cue 3 scenes of dirty old men making music on old keyboards. Later that night, my mate (who didnt watch the show) gets drunk, staggers around and goes "god, its like I'm dancing to a porn movie soundtrack." I only found that one weird cos its the second family guy incident within two days.

3) There's a cartoon on the web at the moment called Salad Fingers . This episode contains a character called Jeremy Fisher, and I saw it about 4 days ago. Jermey Fisher, quite a unique name no? Well, me and a mate (who hasn't seen the cartoon) were chucking a beanbag frog around the day after, when she goes "its just like Jermey Fisher." This freaked me out no end Turns out she was talking about a Beatrix Potter frog, who I'd never heard of. That didn't make me any less freaked out.

4) Last week I severly bruised my big right toe, so I could barely walk, by getting drunk and running into a wall. One week later, to the day, it is feeling better. I get drunk, run into another wall, and severly bruise my big left toe. And now I can't walk properly again. Its the exact same injury, but on the other foot. Meh. (No sympathies please, I needed to be taught a lesson.)

5) I'm a guy. This week I had my first mutliple orgasm.

Personally I just think its some massive coincidence/government conspiracy, but if you have any other theories, like an ill aligned chi, I'm happy to hear them smile

Davy

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Lol, you just wanted to tell us about the multiple orgasm!!!

ubblol

Or maybe it's just very well-aligned chi

hug Getting to the other side smile

Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
Yeah i like the way you threw in point number 5. like it was no big deal.

Oh yeah and by the way.....

The toe thing has got me worried though. The fact that you were drunk on both occasions is a BIG concern. Do you think it is possible that someone is delliberatly getting you drunk on a weekly basis in order for you to injure yourself. Because say for example your an olympic athelete involved in the "50 km Walk" a badly bruised toe could have serious drawbacks.
Ofcourse if you're not an olympic walker you can disregard this theory. I don't care who you vote for Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.

The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
good times on num 5 man, good times clap You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it. Some times you need the help of others more than anything else But you have to let them close enough to help...... People want to be needed, I found that out too

TwirlyShoryuken!
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England


Posted:
Ahh, you must have missed my "I had a multiple orgasm ner ner ner" thread.

Davy xxx

TwirlyShoryuken!
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England


Posted:
Written by:

Oh yeah and by the way.....

The toe thing has got me worried though. The fact that you were drunk on both occasions is a BIG concern. Do you think it is possible that someone is delliberatly getting you drunk on a weekly basis in order for you to injure yourself. Because say for example your an olympic athelete involved in the "50 km Walk" a badly bruised toe could have serious drawbacks.
Ofcourse if you're not an olympic walker you can disregard this theory.




I missed out in qualifying for that event unfortunatly, but it made me look dumb at work last night, hobbling round the bar like quazimodo.

I injure myself so much when drunk its barely amusing. My wrist is still wrong since I failed to jump over a very small wall months ago. My throat hurt up until about a week ago after someone bet me a 5 that I couldn't get half their foot in my mouth. Don't deepthroat a foot, even for a 5. The cut on my face from drunkenly hitting apples with nunchucks has just healed (but that one made me look hard so that was cool.)

I think I've quit though, so say hello to sober Davy.

gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
ubblol i want number 5!!

oh wait...i did! i'm drunk..i've already forgotten about tuesday!!!!!!!!!! ubblol

nice work on the toe thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*teehee* please ignore me...i've been drinking! do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
Mmmm, a mantra to live by.

Don't deepthroat *insert object here* for 5 pound

You seem to have a habit of hurting yourself whilst drunk.
Normally i would say this is not that great an idea.
But you seem to still be working it with the ladies well enough so hey
If it aint broke... I don't care who you vote for Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.

TwirlyShoryuken!
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England


Posted:
Who said I wasn't just jacking it to animal pr()n?

I wasn't, but it's nice to know that you automatically assumed I wasn't.

DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
Apparently you exeperience a "million-to-one-chance" event about once a week. So here's an idea, whats the most amazingly coincidental thing that has happened to any of you? Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

TwirlyShoryuken!
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England


Posted:
Every now and again I get totally overwhelmed by how coincidental it is that I'm alive, here, now. Well, not coincidental. Lucky; but more than that.

Chances of life developing on this planet X chances of me-sperm winning the race X chances of being born into one of the most comfortable societies in the world = small number divided by huge number.

DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
An interesting one that happened to me happened when I was sitting in lunch with a school mate. We were talking and somehow the subject got on to a complete slapper had know at my last school, I mentioned her name and his face when blank. He asked me to repeat her name and the expression came back to his face. Turns out he knew her too. I knew her from my last school, he knew her from his last school - but that school was in Hungry. Small world eh? Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
its all getting abit crazy-crazily drunk!!
i think getting drunk is silly and wrong, and should be carried out in the suporvision of parents/guardian....
anyone wonna watch me get drunk?? in state of metamorphosis

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
ahh drinking... one thing I'll try to keep away from. But you guys go ahead, I'll watch, as long as you dont abuse me for no reason.

But hmm.... weird coincidences that have happened to me lately? whenever I get hurt lately it is on me left side, hit in the eye with a pool noodle, being hit with a cricket ball, wacking my arm on the towel rack, and others (cant remember them at the moment though) they were all on the left side, lol... but things in twos... nice.

TwirlyShoryuken!
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England


Posted:
Please, for the love of god, what is a pool noodle, and how do I get one?

TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
Recently I found out that my best friend's mom went to high school (in Michigan) with a guy who took bassoon lessons from my grandfather (in Indiana). "I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot." "Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
What is a pool noodle? it is a piece of foam in the shape of a noodle, so it is a cylindar shape with a radius of abou 8cm and is just over a metre long, they are usually used for relaxing on in swimming pools. Hope that made sense, if not I will find a pic or something. And I dont know where you can get one... try a pool supplies store, not sure what Englad is like to buy stuff.

Thinking of me getting hurt on the left side, I fell down a drain thing walking home not sure exactly what they are, but I got my left foot stuck in it again and that really hurts... so once again it if my left side getting hurt.

TwirlyShoryuken!
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England


Posted:
Hey, look at it this way, perhaps you have a really lucky right hand side!

Man that noodle sounds cool. I imagine they make a nice fun weapon aswell, yes?

weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
Oh man, pool noodles can hurt like hell if you get hit right. So much enjoyment to be had with simple pieces of foam. Genius, pure genius. clap "Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
you do end up in curious looking positions though...riding around in water on long cylindrical foam toys...
FUN! yes. a turn on, well, thats for you to decide... in state of metamorphosis

gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
wavehello hmm...back to the coincidence thing again!! i've had a few of those recently!



1) went to a club i go to just about every week & twice now there have been people there who i hadn't seen in years! one i hadn't seen since 2000 & on the sunshine coast! the other i hadn't seen since 2002 & she lived in caboolture!!

and both times i had been thinking about those people in the few weeks beforehand!!



2) joined a professional body, was thinking about going to their agm when i reread the invitation and saw that the guest speaker was a woman i hadn't seen in 4 years!! so i went and it was fun!! biggrin



3) helped a friend do some filming for a uni assignment - we went to her sister's house to pick her up - turns out i went to school with her sister!!



4) found share-unit (it's not a house... wink ) on the net, check it out signed the lease, met the girl i'd be living with...went to school with her on the sunshine coast!!! AND i've known her best friend since the late 80s...AND i had a class with her brother!





*searches for cd with spooky music*



i love coincidences! the ones i've been having lately have been great!! and fun! and lead to lots of other things!! bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2







biggrin do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

TwirlyShoryuken!
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England


Posted:
Read this thread, left it open while going to get work boots, come upstairs, let them slip, both land on my left big toe (the one i most recently bust so it still hurts like a biatch.) Bugger.

TwirlyShoryuken!
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England


Posted:
Forgot to mention they have steel toe caps. Meh.