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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:Can anyone give me a job?

please.....

Ive just been sacked for being rude apparently, the manager didnt like me anyway.

so if anyone wants to offer me a job, then go ahead...

Hop, ill move to the other side of the world, if u give me a hobbit hole and pay me in wick!! smile


passing through, this world still lives.

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:ive got a cupboard under the stairs with a round window in if that helps. biggrin

and if you accept a big bath towel as wick then the jobs yours! wink

but you must bring with you the finest weed in the southfarthing! wink biggrin

oh yeah, the job involves satisfying the weird guy that lives downstairs! ubbrollsmile


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:Lost your Job eh - i thought that was just a sideline anyhow wink

I thought you were the MD of that mahooosive spinning company wink

Speak to ya this eve biggrin

Oh & Rossco - can i come live in your cupboard? however in exchange for some southern fine weed - you can satisfy the man downstairs ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:He does it anyway, even without the weed ubblol You should sniff his fingers on a saturday morning....*shudder*

wink


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:*gags*

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:come to aus and go fruit picking with me over the summer biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:*sniffs fingers*

Not that bad at the minute, but then it is only friday morning. wink

what kind of fruit picking? can anyone join in? wink biggrin


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:k, where abouts? and what type of fruit?

passing through, this world still lives.

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Total posts: 3638
Posted:there's an apple place here that needs work - I'm sure you could dig a hole in the corner of an orchard wink

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:Spin some poi... and your your worries will magically dissapear!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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fireflyz


fireflyz

member
Location: standish,wigan

Total posts: 73
Posted:AAARRRGGGGHHH just had join this thread man me and helens jobs are crap wages are crap burton is crap everythings crap ,crap,crap,crap. think we are off round the world,sod it retting our house out and off on our travels. we need new jobs to sort us out b4 we go, save up some cash and we are off, may come down to cardiff for a few months rossco if you know of anything!!!! shipping out to the us to start off me thinks if anyone has any contacts!!!
frown frown frown frown frown


who ate all the poi's?

How much of a difference will YOU make to the world today?

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ber seal


The Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
Location: the world (London)

Total posts: 419
Posted:I need someone to run around collecting all my droped juggle balls.

but I dont have a jod, so it wont pay that well.

ubbloco


When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:I wish i would get fired. I hate my job. I work at red rooster, i'm, only fifteen though so dont go thinking i'm some kind of sad, old hag with no career. I hate working...those beak, cold, Australian mornings, getting up in the rain, putting on a yucky uniform anddragging yourself to a place where you have to stuff cold chickens all day. I counted how many i did the other day. 120, twelve crates of 10. Yeah it took alot of soap to get that smell off me. WIsh i had a good job, like coaching (taekwondo) get to go to comps and stuff *sigh*
All in favour of jobs being bad 99.99% of the time say "I" or not...


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Mele
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

Mele

A perth girl gone walkabout...
Location: Back home in Perth WA, Austral...

Total posts: 396
Posted:Hey, If anyone knows of a job going anywhere in the UK from mid-October onwards i'll be looking too... Doing travelling up till the 14th when my travel buddy is abandoning me all alone and probably broke in Edinburgh to go home to Oz ubbcrying



I smile because i have no idea whats going on!! biggrin

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pengwino
BRONZE Member since Oct 2003

pengwino

suitable for vegetarians
Location: Leeds, UK

Total posts: 300
Posted:ooh, so this is turning into a 'someone get me a job' thread? well i need one!!!!! ubblol in leeds preferrably, from the beginning of Sept.
Can't make tea or coffee but can stand on my head and balance things on my feet...


animals who are not penguins can only wish they were

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mrFlibble
SILVER Member since Mar 2003

Ghostbuster
Location: York, UK

Total posts: 455
Posted:pengwino put your name down on some agencies. pertemps is one that has a fair few employees in my place of work (at the edge of leeds on the A63/M1 junction) and there seems to always be new people starting

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tadpole
GOLD Member since Nov 2002

enthusiast
Location: Harare, Zimbabwe, United Kingd...

Total posts: 200
Posted:Jeez, I seem to have the reverse problem... I've got a job, but am packing it in just to see what happens next...

Believe good things will happen to you and they will. Without fail.


Don't worry, be happy...

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pengwino
BRONZE Member since Oct 2003

pengwino

suitable for vegetarians
Location: Leeds, UK

Total posts: 300
Posted:thanks mrFlibble. I did 1 day of work for Pertemps once and it was horrible and then they were bastards to me! i'm still registered with Taskmaster who are much nicer, and i know they will get me work... but beginning to think i can temp forever! so trying to find something interesting and 'me' to do long term(ish).... it's tricky!

animals who are not penguins can only wish they were

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mrFlibble
SILVER Member since Mar 2003

Ghostbuster
Location: York, UK

Total posts: 455
Posted:i know what you mean

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