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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
I want to come and lay on a blanket in the park with you....We sat out in the garden on Sunday and did a jigswa. Neal now looks like a lobster with his sunburn!
I want to come and lay on a blanket in the park with you....We sat out in the garden on Sunday and did a jigswa. Neal now looks like a lobster with his sunburn! Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
YAY! One of Jonny's Birthday presents have arrived from America. Yippeeeeeee! I flippin' hope you like it Mr 'CoF.
YAY! One of Jonny's Birthday presents have arrived from America. Yippeeeeeee! I flippin' hope you like it Mr 'CoF.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
He got big claws?
People at work are laughing at me because I answer the phone in a very camp way
He got big claws?
People at work are laughing at me because I answer the phone in a very camp way
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Tell them to stop or I'll come and
them all with a smelly kipper!
Nasty mean people picking on my babe! 
Take no notice sweetie. I think your camp way of answering the phone is cute
No he hasn't got big claws but he has got a big.....
.... TV
Tell them to stop or I'll come and
them all with a smelly kipper! Nasty mean people picking on my babe! Take no notice sweetie. I think your camp way of answering the phone is cute No he hasn't got big claws but he has got a big.....
.... TV
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Lynne you sneaky thing.. winning the HoP draw like that..
Lynne you sneaky thing.. winning the HoP draw like that..
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Why does everyone keep saying that?? I don't think I have won. No one has emailed me or anything....... Are you people sure about this?
Why does everyone keep saying that?? I don't think I have won. No one has emailed me or anything....... Are you people sure about this?
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Written by: God
Thank you for entering our competition at "Home of Poi".
Winner for May 2006 was Skully aka Skulduggery.
Please try again.
Kindest regards
Malcolm
PS: COL 2006 closing soon with competition section 1st prize is USD$2000 Cash! and USD$1000 credit to your HOP shop account
see https://www.homeofpoi.com/articles/video_compilation.php
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ooooooooooooo Flippin' 'eck! Wow!
Ooooooooooooo Flippin' 'eck! Wow!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
what you gonna buy?
some fire fans for your bestest, bestest touge waggling friend by any chance?
what you gonna buy?
some fire fans for your bestest, bestest touge waggling friend by any chance?
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Wick to make a fire hoop...... umm and ummm.... and....... stuff
Thats if I have won, because no one from the HoP team has informed me I have.
Wick to make a fire hoop...... umm and ummm.... and....... stuff
Thats if I have won, because no one from the HoP team has informed me I have.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
I was emailed pretty quickly..are your details correct?...
will PM you the email addy if you want?
I was emailed pretty quickly..are your details correct?...
will PM you the email addy if you want?
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Does that mean that Skully can not enter the contest for the rest of the year and give the rest of us a chance to win?
Does that mean that Skully can not enter the contest for the rest of the year and give the rest of us a chance to win?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Well it turns out you are all right. Chris PM-ed me this morning to confirm I had won. Yippeeeeee!
I'm going to get some Kevlar to make a fire hoop and maybe some swinging torches..... it's so hard to choose.There are so many great things in the shop. I think this is the first time I've ever won a prize draw.
Well it turns out you are all right. Chris PM-ed me this morning to confirm I had won. Yippeeeeee!
I'm going to get some Kevlar to make a fire hoop and maybe some swinging torches..... it's so hard to choose.There are so many great things in the shop. I think this is the first time I've ever won a prize draw.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well done! you lucky thing, even though the world might seem on a bit of a downer at the moment, remember HoP still loves you. xxx
Well done! you lucky thing, even though the world might seem on a bit of a downer at the moment, remember HoP still loves you. xxx Gayle.....!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
I had this uncontrollable urge to find out how you are doing. No matter how it's going you always need some of these 
I'm not going to even mention what page that I found this on.
I had this uncontrollable urge to find out how you are doing. No matter how it's going you always need some of these
I'm not going to even mention what page that I found this on.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello babe,
I'm doing ok on balance. There are some rubbish things going on in my life but they are more than balanced out by the fabulous things, so I guess I'm a lucky lady :d
Is it true you have moved home again? If so you better update me on the address if you want a Christmas card this year.
I imagine this was found at least on page 50. It's been ages since I posted in here. I'm a bit slack...oops!
Hello babe,
I'm doing ok on balance. There are some rubbish things going on in my life but they are more than balanced out by the fabulous things, so I guess I'm a lucky lady :d
Is it true you have moved home again? If so you better update me on the address if you want a Christmas card this year.
I imagine this was found at least on page 50. It's been ages since I posted in here. I'm a bit slack...oops!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
*giggle* not on page 50, not even half that. Try the lucky number 13!
So true about the home moving. Been here for a month and I'm absolutely loving it! But then how can you not love a place that has a patio and two balconies?
I'm going to be staying in this one for a while.
*giggle* not on page 50, not even half that. Try the lucky number 13!
So true about the home moving. Been here for a month and I'm absolutely loving it! But then how can you not love a place that has a patio and two balconies?
I'm going to be staying in this one for a while.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm glad you've found somewhere you like. Having to move all the time is tiring and unsettling, although it does make sure you don't collect too much clutter.
I've been in this house for ages and the thought of packing it all up and moving is daunting. I think I will have to give away so much stuff. Going from a 2 bed house to a 2 bed boat is going to take a lot of downsizing It will be worth it though.
I'm glad you've found somewhere you like. Having to move all the time is tiring and unsettling, although it does make sure you don't collect too much clutter.
I've been in this house for ages and the thought of packing it all up and moving is daunting. I think I will have to give away so much stuff. Going from a 2 bed house to a 2 bed boat is going to take a lot of downsizing
It will be worth it though. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
indeed it shall be worth it!
indeed it shall be worth it!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Oooooooo look! It's a sexy buff boy in my intro! YAY!
*drools*
Oooooooo look! It's a sexy buff boy in my intro! YAY!
*drools*
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
*Enters*
Ha Har! Now you have two...
*Enters*
Ha Har! Now you have two...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
A very crude though came to my head when I read that Dave.... but I'll be good and keep it to myself
Written by: Dave the slutty one
*Enters*
A very crude though came to my head when I read that Dave.... but I'll be good and keep it to myself
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Perv!
Skully darling, i you lots and lots and lots....
Perv! Skully darling, i
you lots and lots and lots.... Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Are you calling me a perv!!!! Pfffft Well I never .... Well I.... Well.... um.... well yes... ok... fair point
I you loads too Missy Gayle. Now you have Bench written across your butt does that mean we can sit on you?
Are you calling me a perv!!!! Pfffft Well I never .... Well I.... Well.... um.... well yes... ok... fair point
I
you loads too Missy Gayle. Now you have Bench written across your butt does that mean we can sit on you? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Nope, but you can watch me wiggle in them
Nope, but you can watch me wiggle in them
Gayle.....!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
*sits on gayles bum*
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
That'll do me! Deal!
That'll do me! Deal!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
*wiggle*
How's that?
Not good enough? hmmm, thought so.
*wiggle* *shimmy* *fondle* *wink* *wiggle*
Any better? Excellent...
*wiggle*
How's that?
Not good enough? hmmm, thought so.
*wiggle* *shimmy* *fondle* *wink* *wiggle*
Any better? Excellent...
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Oooooooo where is Drew when you need him
Oooooooo where is Drew when you need him
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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