A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words...
A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words...
wherever you go, there you are.
Az abouve, So below...
Q:Whay do you keep hiting yourself in the head with that hammer?A:Cos, it just feels so good when i stop...
Q:Whay do you keep hiting yourself in the head with that hammer?A:Cos, it just feels so good when i stop...
Q:Whay do you keep hiting yourself in the head with that hammer?A:Cos, it just feels so good when i stop...
Q:Whay do you keep hiting yourself in the head with that hammer?A:Cos, it just feels so good when i stop...
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Q:Whay do you keep hiting yourself in the head with that hammer?A:Cos, it just feels so good when i stop...
Q:Whay do you keep hiting yourself in the head with that hammer?A:Cos, it just feels so good when i stop...
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Q:Whay do you keep hiting yourself in the head with that hammer?A:Cos, it just feels so good when i stop...
I've had people ask me if I were shipwrecked on a deserted island, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
I've had people ask me if I were shipwrecked on a deserted island, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place
Q:Whay do you keep hiting yourself in the head with that hammer?A:Cos, it just feels so good when i stop...
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place
quote:They didn't pay $9 for their meal, they paid $10 before their bill was adjusted. Had their bill been $25 to bigin with they each would have paid $8.33 and then get into a fight over who puts in the last penny (as they are obviously stingy tippers, I mean come on, $2 on a $25 bill? If I was the waiter I would spit in their food next time they came in), but since their bill was adjusted they all owed $1.67 less than they would have, so they all kept a dollar and pitched in a measely $.67 for a tip $.67 x 3 = $2.01, so one of the tight wads is only out a penny and there is no missing dollar.
heres an odd one: 3 men go for a meal in a resterant, once they finish they call for the bill which comes to 30 pounds (dollars etc which ever you want). they decided to split the cost evenly and give in £10 each. just as they were leaving the waiter approches them stating there has been a mistake and the bill was only 25 pounds, and hands the men their £5 change. the men decide to take £1 back each and give the remaining £2 to the waiter as tip. once they had left the resterant one man suddenly realises something and said " we originally spent 30 pounds right? but, we each paid 9 pounds for our meal, thats 3X9= 27, plus the £2 we gave to the waiter, thats = 29, what happened to the other pound???"
Jesus helps me trick people.
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Fire... A bushmans telly
Jesus helps me trick people.
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