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Location: Portland, Oregon
omg! malcom is an old bald dude with a tie! i just saw the 30-day gurantee banner when i was looking at staff moves. scary.
not the old part, or the bald part (i feel that one too), but the tie!?
i mean... dosen't it get in the way when you swing poi? well i guess you could devil stick, but it'd still be tricky. man that just blew my mind. although i guess it's kinda a good thing to know my credit card info isn't going off to some 17yr old satan worshipers... i guess.
Lights dancing off my skin as chains wrap round it.
Pain is in a little box and I'm so glad I found it.
Wait, would it be better if its only a clip-on tie? Or he might be an older satan worshiper? Or what if he was an old bald woman? Wait, I just described Malcolm, Doh!
N.B. No offense to old bald Satan-worshipping women intended or implied!!!
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
oh my.
Malcolm is Malcolm,
and you cannot replace his part in our community,
sooner than you can replace the beating heart in your body.
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Well, you can but it requires high doses of immunosuppressants and generally causes nasty side-effects...
OMG, I am such a geek!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I think his tie is cute.....
***SUCK UP*** muahahhhah!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Malcolm's a cutie.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
spiny norman
314 posts
Location: Cincinnati,damn it, USA
if anything you should be comforted by the fact that he is bald as this shows he has nothing to hide
a note to all guys out there, bald is sexy, balding is not, wigs are not, and comb overs most definately are not , just thought id share
love to malcom
if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
i like his wedding pics, that must have been a coll wedding
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Warning shameless boasting post.
FNF and I stayed in Mr Malcolm's house a few months back
And we met Malcolm and Mrs Malcolm and little Seven (briefly - although we mostly just saw a flurry of black fur and a rapidly retreating tail).Plus one lucky day we left the actual official Home of Poi and went on a tour of the Warehouse of Poi - from where Mr Malcolm runs his mighty
business empire and despatches all hte lovely toys that you me and everyone else here orders from the HoP shop Fun fun fun for all the family.
oh and we played scrabble a few times too
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
He's not that old either. Only 35.
Am I allowed to mention that do you think?
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
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if anything you should be comforted by the fact that he is bald as this shows he has nothing to hide
a note to all guys out there, bald is sexy, balding is not, wigs are not, and comb overs most definately are not , just thought id share
love to malcom
I'm not bald. I don't know who told you iwas. But I'm not....
Lightning is thinning a little on top though....
Meh
spiny norman
314 posts
Location: Cincinnati,damn it, USA
i should add to that, you can be sexy when balding,but only if your not ashamed of it
the best bit about bald people i know is that you can rub their heads for good luck
if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Like you touch Ganesh before embarking on a new project....
Meh
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