thor
thor

Flaming Lesbian
Location: Portland, Oregon
Member Since: 19th Feb 2004
Total posts: 181
Posted:omg! malcom is an old bald dude with a tie! i just saw the 30-day gurantee banner when i was looking at staff moves. scary.

not the old part, or the bald part (i feel that one too), but the tie!?

i mean... dosen't it get in the way when you swing poi? well i guess you could devil stick, but it'd still be tricky. man that just blew my mind. although i guess it's kinda a good thing to know my credit card info isn't going off to some 17yr old satan worshipers... i guess. ubbloco


Lights dancing off my skin as chains wrap round it.
Pain is in a little box and I'm so glad I found it.

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Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol Wait, would it be better if its only a clip-on tie? Or he might be an older satan worshiper? Or what if he was an old bald woman?

Wait, I just described Malcolm, Doh!



N.B. No offense to old bald Satan-worshipping women intended or implied!!!

EDITED_BY: Patrick King of the Badgers (1091676106)


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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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bender
still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
Total posts: 6979
Posted:oh my.
Malcolm is Malcolm,
and you cannot replace his part in our community,
sooner than you can replace the beating heart in your body.


Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Well, you can but it requires high doses of immunosuppressants and generally causes nasty side-effects...

OMG, I am such a geek! redface


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:I think his tie is cute.....


***SUCK UP*** muahahhhah!


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Malcolm's a cutie. biggrin

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Lyra
spiny norman
Location: Cincinnati,damn it
Member Since: 24th Feb 2004
Total posts: 314
Posted:if anything you should be comforted by the fact that he is bald as this shows he has nothing to hide

a note to all guys out there, bald is sexy, balding is not, wigs are not, and comb overs most definately are not , just thought id share

love to malcom hug


if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes

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The Real Fryed Fish
God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1489
Posted:i like his wedding pics, that must have been a coll wedding

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Warning shameless boasting post.





FNF and I stayed in Mr Malcolm's house a few months back biggrin And we met Malcolm and Mrs Malcolm and little Seven (briefly - although we mostly just saw a flurry of black fur and a rapidly retreating tail).



Plus one lucky day we left the actual official Home of Poi and went on a tour of the Warehouse of Poi - from where Mr Malcolm runs his mighty tongue business empire and despatches all hte lovely toys that you me and everyone else here orders from the HoP shop biggrin



Fun fun fun for all the family.



oh and we played scrabble a few times too bounce


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:He's not that old either. Only 35.

Am I allowed to mention that do you think?


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Written by: Lyra

if anything you should be comforted by the fact that he is bald as this shows he has nothing to hide

a note to all guys out there, bald is sexy, balding is not, wigs are not, and comb overs most definately are not , just thought id share

love to malcom hug



I'm not bald. I don't know who told you iwas. But I'm not....

Lightning is thinning a little on top though....


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Lyra
spiny norman
Location: Cincinnati,damn it
Member Since: 24th Feb 2004
Total posts: 314
Posted:i should add to that, you can be sexy when balding,but only if your not ashamed of it

the best bit about bald people i know is that you can rub their heads for good luck wink


if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Like you touch Ganesh before embarking on a new project....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Malcolm
Malcolm

HOP admin
Location: HOP
Member Since: 18th Nov 2003
Total posts: 996
Posted:Actually I shaved all my hair off a while ago. Has grown back now tongue
I actually "dress-up" now and then and can actual tie a real tie biggrin

Cantus, thanks for not mentioning the other bits wink


"May your balls always burn"

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