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DurbsBRONZE Member
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

The phrase has been around for ages and I keep seeing it more and more often...

Does anyone know what if comes from?

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gitaSILVER Member
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Location: brizvegas, Australia

i know this was mentioned - but noone did it!!! eek

so here goes....

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM!!


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~fairygirl~BRONZE Member
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Location: Essex-Suffolk borders, UK

Beautiful song Gita smile

Just in case anyone's interested Eddie Izzard is doing some workshop gigs at 11pm every night at the Soho Theatre in London. The gigs are all SOLD OUT but I have two spare tickets for friday 10th, Saturday 11, Friday 18, Friday 24 September if you wanna go. Tickets are 20 each. There's only 140 seats in the house and he's hysterical live.

I went myself last Friday and laughed so much it hurt.

If you're interested email me at fairygirl@hippychick.co.uk

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Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom

*shoots Gita*

I hate that site.

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3,149 posts
Location: London

i saw a badger last night.

but i didn't poke it with a spoon, as that would have been mistreatment of the badger, and punishable under UK law.

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minimaniacThe Ladiees Man
360 posts
Location: near swindon/ oxford

go to badgerbadgerbadger.com

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if not i will just become a MI5 agent !!!

musashiistarring Skippy the green llama
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA

Written by: spazmothing

I've noticed that there have been too many badgers in chat recently.... but I aint seen many in the wild... been loads of foxes.... I suppose its nice that our wild life is looking interesting again and that their are avid badger pokers with many different spoons

Ah, you evidently hear about the war against the badgers of grassy knoll 112, or was that 113. The death toll was horrendous, or so the reports from the front lines were saying.

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


(there is a stunning lack of badgers in Australia for some unexplained reason)

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Location: OZ

i saw a documentary on badgers yesterday, they are scarey things.

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