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Location: cumbria ENGLANG
dose any one wake up and think holy crap i am a sheep??
the end is nigh and now comence the time of the retarded badger
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford
only once... and that was because i was sleeping on the floor with a big fluffy white rug over me.
Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
nope but i did wake up once convinced i was preggers (because of my dream).. i was 12 and had just had sex ed at school ... then realised i had never slept wioth anyone so unless i was another virgin mary it wasnt very likely
when did it dawn upon you that you werent a sheep??
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
That happens ALL the time to me.
Glad to know I'm not the only one! 
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
505 posts
Location: cambs england
hey, can we start the B.S.A. (being sheep anonymos). this is a problem i feel we should address, especially in such a caring and kind community such as HoP.
i'll start first if need be
sometimes, mainly weekends, i like to dress up as a sheep. i am called Cuddles, and mainly spend my time roaming welsh hills and valleys in search for a compatable partner.
thankyou for being so understanding.
in state of metamorphosis
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Griffin, are you coming out to us as....
Transspecies?
Oh honey! I'm so glad you feel safe to share here!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Satisfying HOPs Lust For Fire
308 posts
Location: Salem, Oregon, USA
I thought I was an ape once, but once I shaved the feeling quickly dissapated. However if I could be something else I'd like to be a cat. I don't like them as pets, but boy they sure do have the life. Eating, lying around, etc.
Never settle for normal.
Average thinking brings average results.
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
I think this person is saying do we follow everything like a pack of sheep ?.
The answer is no.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
I'm a closet badger.
And know what? I'm proud...
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
505 posts
Location: cambs england
yes, eera!! its acceptable to also be another species, if you want to!! you should be proud! we should ALL be proud!!
does anyone else have any confessions?
now come on... i know there's a couple more of us out there somewhere..
and remember, we love, we accept, we hold hands if need be
we are all friends, together
in state of metamorphosis
505 posts
Location: cambs england
(and no flocking implied)
in state of metamorphosis
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
I guess I was a sheep in a former life... Cause recently I began to wander while asleep and wake up with this familiar grass taste in my mouth...
"I see," said the blind man.
137 posts
Location: Bristol
I've never had the courage to say this before, but I'm definately a penguin.
Quack!
see. I even speak like one
A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
and no-one has made a New Zealander joke yet...
*runs and hides*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Or an Irish joke... You know there are LOADS of sheep here.
Maybe it's not because of a former life that I started sleep-walking! Maybe it's the water over here that makes me transform into a sheep... 
"I see," said the blind man.
505 posts
Location: cambs england
the english make all the sheep jokes about the welsh, not particularly the irish. you're just stupid.
(btw, im more irish then anything else, so
) in state of metamorphosis
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
It's great that u guys feel comfortable to share that on here.... I, myself, er, have, er, nothing to, er... share....
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
I wasn't making a joke it was just a statement because there ARE a lot of sheep here. If I insulted someone: I am sorry
I may be stupid but I am definitely German so I didn't know about the English - Welsh - sheep - joke - thingy! 
"I see," said the blind man.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Written by: borismcnorris
I've never had the courage to say this before, but I'm definately a penguin.
Quack!
see. I even speak like one
In germany its the frogs that go Quack
in ireland its the ducks
I like ducks
Love is the law.
addict
625 posts
Location: Aotearoa (NZ), New Zealand
Written by:
and no-one has made a New Zealander joke yet...
Thats cause EVERYONE knows the Ozzies...
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
QUACK
I thought i was a car that someone filled with foam this morning?
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Written by: ado-p
In germany its the frogs that go Quack
in ireland its the ducks
I like ducks
And you are a knob!
"I see," said the blind man.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Just for refrence, Fraulein and I are flatmates so she has mistakenly led herself to believe she can call me a knob on HOP and get away with.
You must be still on cloud seven. (thats cloud nine for for those of us further west)
Love is the law.
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Cloud nine? Did I miss something? (I know you wanted to make fun of our different cloud system but still...)
"I see," said the blind man.
505 posts
Location: cambs england
its really weird now i just imagine some crazed pixie eating corn on the cob having an arguement in a flat with a scary super hero action figure...
wow, how HoP expands the mind...
in state of metamorphosis
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Scary super hero action figure.....
shucks
Love is the law.
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
crazed pixie eating corn on the cob...
"I see," said the blind man.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
The funny thing is that we are both in work (in different places) and both doing nothin....
Must get back to fighting crime and protecting the innocent.
*heads off to steal candy from small children*
im confused
Love is the law.
505 posts
Location: cambs england
sorry! you dont have to be a crazed pixie. i must be being judgemental. i apologise.
you can be whatever you want to be lovey!!
in state of metamorphosis
505 posts
Location: cambs england
you're both so closely linked scary scariness
runn awaayyyyy
in state of metamorphosis
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Ado-p would say I am a Monkey that makes quack and lives on cloud 7 (in Germany we are on a lower cloud level because we are so serious and can't be "crazy" in love...)
"I see," said the blind man.
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