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Location: cumbria ENGLANG
dose any one wake up and think holy crap i am a sheep??
the end is nigh and now comence the time of the retarded badger
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Written by: ado-p
The funny thing is that we are both in work (in different places) and both doing nothin....
Must get back to fighting crime and protecting the innocent.
*heads off to steal candy from small children*
im confused
And it was you who infected me with this HoP-y virus...
Leave the candy with the kids *spanksthesuperherowiththecorncob*
"I see," said the blind man.
505 posts
Location: cambs england
lol tee hee
theres a domestic disturbance on our hands
cobver everyone in melted chocolate, then run away!!
*covers everyone in melted chocolate*
yumm...
*stays and licks fingers*
now we have lots of candy.......
chhhooccooolatttee
in state of metamorphosis
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Mmmhh... I have chocolate-red-wine-fudge at home...
Only chocolate I have with me now are smarties
Aaww, I am pathetic... down on cloud 1.
"I see," said the blind man.
505 posts
Location: cambs england
noooo...smarties rule!! (altho nestle grr and arg)
be bouyant frau, float your way skywards..
up, up, up and away...!!
(not suggesting you should go away, btw, just be bouyant!)
in state of metamorphosis
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Up, up and away... Life is a cookie and I am a flower.... (according to "America's Sweethearts)
I point myself out: that's getting way
"I see," said the blind man.
Satisfying HOPs Lust For Fire
308 posts
Location: Salem, Oregon, USA
I personally think we're all a few quacks short of a full duck! Why else would we love threads like this?
Never settle for normal.
Average thinking brings average results.
journeyman
78 posts
Location: United Kingdom
-umm, TKOF, what did you actually mean..? were u lookin for
confesions of transpeciality,
-ORwere you pondering on whether you wake up thinking, oh shite, i dont do anything original and just follow everyone else
-OR on a larger scale, humanity as a whole just does what everyones else does?
YEY! i got the poi down form under the motorway bridge!
Satisfying HOPs Lust For Fire
308 posts
Location: Salem, Oregon, USA
wow! now this is getting philisophical. So on that note, is the whole thing just relating to you feeling like a black sheep? Like you're different from others? Do you even picture yourself as a specific type of sheep? Or ram?
Never settle for normal.
Average thinking brings average results.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
no, i just tend to wake up, wishing i hadn't
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
505 posts
Location: cambs england
awww
from what ive read, all you need pounce are a pair of fluffy handcuffs, and you'd be Happy
in state of metamorphosis
Written by: TKOF
dose any one wake up and think holy crap i am a sheep??
Having dreams about men is gumboots again?
505 posts
Location: cambs england
im laughing, but im cringing too!
in state of metamorphosis
Satisfying HOPs Lust For Fire
308 posts
Location: Salem, Oregon, USA
fluffy? from what I've read she's a little more hard core than that. Real handcuffs may be her style.
Never settle for normal.
Average thinking brings average results.
505 posts
Location: cambs england
i did read fluffy-fluffy and pink, but she can have whatever she wants-there seems to be enough people who wouldn't mind giving it to her...
in state of metamorphosis
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
lol. no real pervy posts in months and still maintain the rep. classic
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
505 posts
Location: cambs england
infamous...ahhh....
in state of metamorphosis
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
lol....i just realized....both of you joined WAY after the perviness subsided. how do i still get this rep??
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
505 posts
Location: cambs england
ive read other threads, that many a time invite me (and others) to your pervy intro thread.
well, with much soul-searching, i surcummed to peer pressure, and away went the shakles of my morals and family values!!
cheers
in state of metamorphosis
Satisfying HOPs Lust For Fire
308 posts
Location: Salem, Oregon, USA
Maybe it's your name, just the thought of someone POUNCING, or the pict of your tounge, or other posts I've read. Even if I missed some of your more flamboyant posts, you still have that underlying "something" about you that leads to these ideas I have.
Never settle for normal.
Average thinking brings average results.
505 posts
Location: cambs england
lol are they dirty ideas crmanier...
in state of metamorphosis
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
haha
well i'm glad i've....er....touched people in so many ways
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Too much information there, Pounce
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Satisfying HOPs Lust For Fire
308 posts
Location: Salem, Oregon, USA
You might not want to admitt to having had "touched" so many people. That just tends to give us more "ideas"
Just Kidding!
Never settle for normal.
Average thinking brings average results.
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA
i am currently a member of the species geekimus maximus, commonly known as a comp-sci student. i therefore count myself as not a sheep or duck, however, i have had badger-typical urges recently. i woke up yesterday snuffling softly at the bottom of a fresh hole and growling at passing joggers
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
505 posts
Location: cambs england
ive never been growled at by a badger!!
then again, i dont jog...
*note to self: jog-it might be fun...*
in state of metamorphosis
Satisfying HOPs Lust For Fire
308 posts
Location: Salem, Oregon, USA
Excercise? Why would anyone want to torture themselves like that?
Never settle for normal.
Average thinking brings average results.
505 posts
Location: cambs england
a cos its funfunfun! woo hooo!!!!
woo....*cough*ho..o...*seize up*
nevermind...
in state of metamorphosis
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: pounce
no, i just tend to wake up, wishing i hadn't
Why, sweetie? Is that because of who you wake up next to? *giggles and runs for dear life*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
more like who i don't wake up next to
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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