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JonaBRONZE Member
journeyman
78 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
while merryly spining on the beach or in my garden, or where ever, im am often suddenly doubled up, rithing around on the floor clutching my balls.

this cant go on.

i am fairly worried about my fertilty now.

i know as i get beter it will happen less often, but i think im gonna get one oftheose cricketers box things to save my baby making machinery.
does anyone else experience this problem, and has anyone else solved it? ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile

YEY! i got the poi down form under the motorway bridge!


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: pinkboot


be pretty silly for me wearing groin protection being a girl and all!




lol thats why i said some...lol many of times i poi hit myself and glad i am not of the some too hug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


pinkbootSILVER Member
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269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
i know lol and men always say they would not want to be a girl well their loss is our gain! lol

And now they all wish they could take the statement back!

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


Flame BoyGOLD Member
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1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
I dont know why anyone would rather be a girl than a guy...apart from your multiple thrills, there isn't anything I would like to have that you have.

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
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3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Flame Boy


I dont know why anyone would rather be a girl than a guy...apart from your multiple thrills, there isn't anything I would like to have that you have.




ditto ubblol

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


Flame BoyGOLD Member
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Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
Bonza! Glad you agree. I mean, come on, we can pee standing up!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Flame Boy


Bonza! Glad you agree. I mean, come on, we can pee standing up!




so can we, it just goes every where unless you squat just right biggrin or so i have heard

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


Flame BoyGOLD Member
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1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
K...we can direct our pee then, aim and fire!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
i can pee into a sample bottle without spilling a drop

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


Flame BoyGOLD Member
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Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
And how big was the funnel you were using?

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
no funnel needed

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
now thats impressive! tongue

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Thank you hug biggrin

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
hey where is this link on bashin boobs i must look at that

well as u can tell i dont have your problem but when i spin i never hit myself in the groin anyway, they just dont go there, do u guys aim or somthin!?
and boobs DO hurt however i know its not as bad as for you

my boy managed to hit himself 4 times there in 1 night feel sorry for him!

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
If i bash my ''wee man'' more then once then its a sighn that i shouldnt spin that day...worst is when you jus clip it tho ubbloco **ahmet winces just thinking bout it**

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
ill tell ya what does hurt on us gals, an ear piercing that went wrong so was swolen and VERY painful, getting hit by fire chains and getting parafin in the piercing.
ooow!
also boob shots that just clip the nipple, or shots to the nose

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
ouchie, parifin in an open wound!
Us lads got noeses to darlin tongue

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
well yea, true, ah would you belive it im not blonde!

i should so be blonde!

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


pinkbootSILVER Member
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269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
I keep getting told i'm blonde! lol

Boobs do hurt as i said before and especially with metal attached and inserted! wink

Sorry am too honest some times!

peeing in a bottle without a funnel wow! i salute you! lol (secretly wishing i could!) least i'm truthful!

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: pinkboot


I keep getting told i'm blonde! lol

Boobs do hurt as i said before and especially with metal attached and inserted! wink

Sorry am too honest some times!

peeing in a bottle without a funnel wow! i salute you! lol (secretly wishing i could!) least i'm truthful!




you get the hang of it while being pregnant alone without all the other test i got through its like everything worth while in life... its down to how much you practice ubblol

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
ok,,,,,

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


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