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Posted: 24th Jul 2004
your right...that is very disturbing. How did you ever come across that? talk about a twaky chicken!

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004
ok..thats just disgusting and perverted....I LOVE IT!

try "puke"

Im not quite sure what it is but it came out of my nose.

Posted: 25th Jul 2004
That's been posted before, I remember seeing it, i think him doing the "Worm" Was quite good.

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004
yeah...it's a bit wierd...

it was emailed to me...

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



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Posted: 26th Jul 2004
I was told about this on another Message Board I am on, it's messed up and could only amuse me for 15-30 minutes, then it did the same things over, and over again, I would tell it to do one thing and it would do another, the Chicken isnt perfect. lol.

Posted: 26th Jul 2004
im sorry, but what exactly does this have to do with burger king?

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Posted: 26th Jul 2004
dude that was f'd up!! thank you
EDITED_BY: Fryed Fish (1090884457)

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

Posted: 27th Jul 2004
What does this have to do with Burger King? I have no idea, maybe someone got sick of the chicken and turned it into a Burger?

now for something random, hope u guys dont mind too much, Lyra, your from Cincinnati? I have a mate who lives there

Posted: 27th Jul 2004
am slightly scared of the chicken - i told it to be a ninja chicken, but i have no idea what it actually was doing.....

this may seem like a pathetically stupid question, but it's not in real time is it? *imagining chicken guy not doing anything else with his life* it seemed all too.... live.... for a while...

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Posted: 27th Jul 2004
that has to be the coolest chicken in the world...not that ive met many....he wouldnt show me his bum tho

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Posted: 27th Jul 2004
he wouldnt get naked either.

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in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

Posted: 27th Jul 2004
[Old link].

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Posted: 27th Jul 2004
Yeah - it's been posted before - By me in fact, in the other thread was the complete list of what he'll do - and it's VERY long

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Posted: 27th Jul 2004
Gosh, I am feeling helpful (or bored, depending on your point of view)...
Thanks to Rossco for this list

taco bell (dances with a girl)
dance like an egyptian
snap your garters
do the robot
You're kinda creepy (gets way close to screen)
sit down
relax
bang your head
Are you lookin at me?
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Cry
Show your chicken tenders (Moon)
smoke a cigarette
throw a tantrum
stand on the couch
clean the room
hit yourself
pillow fight
kiss the pillow
hit yourself with the pillow
fight
strip
spin
maybe
yes
hide behind couch
pee on couch
waddle
die
lie to me
fly
dance
jump
handstand
spin around
build a fort
turn off the light
watch tv
fart
moon me
go crazy
bows
hokey pokey
puke
lol
twist
moonwalk
play air guitar
riverdance
grab crotch
rap
sing
get some dignity (angers chicken)
hula
somersault
poop
make a chicken sandwich
lay an egg
macarena
clean up
choke your chicken
model
ninja
rock out
breakdance
shake it
running man
take a nap
read a book
smack your face
bunny hop
cartwheel
search
vomit
lick your chicken toe
no
jumping jacks
pat your head while rubbing your stomach
Electric Slide
Hump the chair
Bows when told he's great!
dance the ymca
do a pushup
do some karate
Roll over
peck
flex
hop on one foot
stand on the couch
get a book
show some skin
flap your wings
stare at the camera
shake your tailfeather
go away
strike a pose
poke eye
beg for mercy
pray
vogue
use blanket
kung fu
shadow puppets
scare
surf
play ball
shoot baskets
shake your booty
shake your moneymaker
yoga
fence
chicken sandwich
cabbage patch
moonwalk
kneel (probably same as "beg")
creep me out
mask
eat yourself
self flagellate
juggle
ballet
spit
golf
play baseball
play football (American)
play soccer
tango
make a picture
shadow box
disco dance
do the splits
bullfight
thumbs up
shrug
the worm
drink something
chicken strip (different than strip)
gay (does not like gays it seems)
swim
go fish
do it doggy style
headstand
duck (walks around like a duck)
mcdonalds
rock and roll
kiss off
head bang
line dance
get lost
be happy
take a hostage
show your teeth
look behind you
show your garder (2 different)
Bogusky (advertising firm that came up with this
Crispin (same as before - Crispin, Porter + Bogusky)
make love
fire!
do the monkey
act scared

Will do, sort of

stand on the ceiling
rearrange the room
flip me off
masturbate
get naked
get funky
tear the place up
call home
tear off chicken feathers
take off pants
take off mask
squaredance same as electric slide
compute

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Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

Posted: 27th Jul 2004
at least as helpful/bored as i durbs my man -
we need more interesting jobs

talking of jobs - do you reckon the guy in the chicken suit will get bored and be needing a replacement soon?

looking at his job description, i think i can cover the lot...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Posted: 28th Jul 2004
non - you are not alone there. i was thinking that too...it's a lot more than a little wierd...

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!

Posted: 28th Jul 2004
I once saw an advert for a job as 'pigeon man', if anyone's interested? I was going to apply but you had to be male, over 35 and willing to jump out and scare people. £75,000!!

the same company were also collecting peoples poo... I wouldn't be surprised if chicken man was employed by them

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