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griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
silly poetry.
silly sad boring crap poetry.
from another pathetic teenager.
probably stoned...

just raging hormones
know if you're gay or not?
(Please not)
who do you fancy?
are you together?

keep up the good work.
stop messing around.
pressure.
don't stop
oi!

couple more weeks left.
then Bham!
you're free
(college in september
so not really)

good luck.
get in.
not sure now...
stop confusing me.

down with bush!
down with blair!
down with animal testing!
(body shop just pay loreal for it anyway)

who's innocent?
what did you do, huh?

tear it all down.
blow it all up.

does it matter?
yes, with the sunday papers
but i'm in my bed now.

shut up for once.
stop [censored] swearing at us all.
even the [censored] cats for christ's sake.

don't touch drink.
don't touch drugs.
don't touch each other.
(don't know what you could catch)

ok, i understand.
yes, no, only with protection.

etc. blah.
dont patronise me.
(but if you do
i'll surprise you)

6 A's, 4 B's predicted.
2nd best college in the country.
boyfriend-ish
(rich too)
ok now?

but don't worry.
i know.
i understand.

you did bring me up
sort of.

but you're not doing so well now huh?
who's got the crutches now, huh?
not me.
i'm dancing

in state of metamorphosis


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
smile

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
biggrin i like it!! did you write that griffin?



here's another one in the same sort of idea...language warning (even tho i did kinda censor it!!)



'the age old debate'



teenage angst

who the hell thought that one up?

'we don't know why they do what they do

let's call it teenage angst'



sure as censored wasn't a teenager

'it's called growing up you dumbf**k

get it through your head!'



apparently we all go through it

'what?! there's nothing wrong!

i'm just having a bad day!'



the parents get all shitty

'why don't you talk to me anymore?

we used to be so close!'



(used to be is the prominent phrase)

'well f**k off i don't want to talk'

what do you know?



it all comes down to that word again

'oh they must be going through

what is it? oh yeah - teenage angst'



but there's a protest from the gallery

'you bunch of old farts

teenage angst is a f**king middle age myth'



so it's not an actual condition

'oh they're having a very bad day

maybe it's best if we leave them alone'



finally the message gets through

'it took the old gits long enough

when will they f**king learn?'

never

that's the joy of parenthood!

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


wouacGOLD Member
Poi-tato
183 posts
Location: Iceberg 319, Canada


Posted:
well on a completely more simple unrelated topic


I was walking one day
Down by the bay
When I saw my budday
So I said HEY!
wanna make clay
down on this bay
you bring the hay
then we can play
that was my day
down at the bay

simplicity at its finestay

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potato's.


gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
ubblol that's beeeeooootiful wouac! biggrin

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
i made this up when i was 7, and i still remember it to this day

i found a rock down by the sea
it was smooth and shiney, and shaped like me

biggrin:D:D

(Sole)Sparkfixerupera of strangness maximus
147 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
lol the things we think of when we are young rolleyes
if only to be a child once more ubblol id have so much fun biggrin

yay up to 5 beat weave only 4 more to get to 9 :P


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
its weird cos the meaning can be so different to each person, and looking back on stuff you've written is strange too, cos now you're in a different place and its changed...

in state of metamorphosis


FabergGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
i loved this when i was about 12.....

i saw a horse

upon a hill

he's not there now

he must be gone

ubbloco

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


PrometheusDiamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia


Posted:
"I like eels,
Except as meals,
And the way they feels,
They make squeals."


I wish I could remember the original author... wink

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.


EeraBRONZE Member
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia


Posted:
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on my knife
-Spike Milligan.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
ooo, I like silly poems...

Billy in one of his nice new sashes,
fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes.
And now, although the room grows chilly,
I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy.
-Harry Graham

I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!
-Gelett Burgess

I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the bilboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all
-Ogden Nash

ubbrollsmile

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
"i saw a little fairy once,
down where the willows blow.
i asked him why he was so small
and why he didn't grow.

he stared at me, and with his eyes
he looked me through and through.
'i just as big for me!' said he,
'as you are big for you!'"

i can't remember the author, but i read that when i was younger and have remembered it every since.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


PrometheusDiamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia


Posted:
I wish I were a grapefruit
And here's the reason why:
When you went to eat me,
I would squirt you in the eye.

.

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.


MEERCATBRONZE Member
A Meerkat that eats chicken
194 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:

Heres one i wrote its not funny its just the most recent one i have written, it's a haiku gone wrong.


The lost young girl falls

Caught by the sweet smelling rose

Skin torn stained red
heart

majikenthusiast
231 posts
Location: Byron Bay Australia


Posted:
I wrote this poem when I was about 7 for the school magazine.
I thought it was a masterpiece at the time lolubblol

My name is Tess
My rooms a mess
my mum says clean it up
But I don't listen to her
I do what I prefer
My leg has a joint
But thats beside the point
And my room is still a mess!

smileand still..;)

Live, love, laugh and dance!


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
i like that, i made up a quick one the other day
froggy me
froggy you
froggy we
froggy two

in state of metamorphosis


gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
i like frogs biggrin

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


pass_the_pigjourneyman
60 posts

Posted:
anyone get that childrens book that rhymed. Dam that was good, then cat in the hat ripped it off, and made some freaky film that s propaly scary. Neway, name of book ne1? Possibility of having something to do with brown and or carrots?

I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again


majikenthusiast
231 posts
Location: Byron Bay Australia


Posted:
Dr Seuss is the man Cat in the Hat is not really scary it's just Mike Myers thats freaky. Anyhow Green Eggs and Ham was better. Don't know about that other book that rhymed, sorry.

Live, love, laugh and dance!


pass_the_pigjourneyman
60 posts

Posted:
Yer, I used to read that too, ne1 else got a long lost childhood book? They dnt make em like they used to.

I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
there was heard it in the playground, and another similar i loved, illustrated by, i Think, quentin blake-something similar?

in state of metamorphosis


{anthrax}BRONZE Member
Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England


Posted:
May I chip in? Here are two things i jotted down quickly a few nights back, the dots seperate the 2 poems:

.....
.....
.....

Summer time meadows,
A flower filled emporium of joy.
Absolute happiness, purity and good in each petal.

An army of bees humming their sonf in fields of daisy's
whilst dashing madly through the perfume scented air,
everything is perfect,
death goes unnoticed.

Mary lie
unmoving in the sun,
incapable of breathing the wondrous aroma,
life parted from her.
Her rosy cheeks now pale like white carnations,
flowers tainted red around her lifeless form.

Yet only one person knows,
silence following their invisible form,
A hand touches your shoulder.

.....
.....
.....

Creeping amongst shadows,
darkness has fallen,
he is here,
one moment in time,
a fraction of a second,
all my fears summed up in the drop of a pin.

Silence gliding along a blade,
the tightly gripped handle
the possesion of a killer,
a passion for death.

My flesh parts,
My life,
Gone.
No room for the dead amongst the living.
I am forgotten

.....
.....
.....

After re-reading these, I am now profoundly disturbed by them lol.

anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
I have always loved the Spike Milligan poem:-

My Sister Laura's bigger than me
She lifts me up quite easily
I can't lift her I've tried and tried
She must have something heavy inside

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


pass_the_pigjourneyman
60 posts

Posted:
I wish you let me read your poetry, its realy good, ud might even make my english teacher cry

I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
anyone could do that im sure...

in state of metamorphosis


{anthrax}BRONZE Member
Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England


Posted:
anyone want to hear any more of my stuff?

anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast


weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
Some of my favorites from a great book of kids poems called "The New Kid on the Block"

You need to have an iron rear
To sit upon a cactus
Or otherwise at least a year
Of very painful practice

---------

A cow's outside is mainly hide,
Undoubtedly this leather
Retains a cow's insides inside
And holds a cow together

--------

My baby brother is so small
He hasn't even learned to crawl.
He's only been around a week
And all he seems to do is bawl
and wiggle, sleep... and leak.

--------

I'm bold, I'm brave, I know no fear
I'm gallant as a buccaneer
Is that a hornet by my ear?
Gangway! I'm getting out of here!



Oh, that was a great book. I can't believe I still own it.

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


Zavienewbie
24 posts
Location: Paris, FRANCE


Posted:
Once there was a bee
As busy as BB can be
When affected by
Sunny laziness.....
As you may think,
It being not easy
The blue worlds bee
Beebadeloolaped and flee.
As you believe
Or bewildered become
She found a friend in a stinging
Bicolour-striped fringe
Flowing in the wind.


made that up one day
I don't know if it actually means anything to anyone but I kinda like it

DEATH WILL ALWAYS BE A CELEBRATION OF CONFORMITY.
-Neil Gevisser-


Zavienewbie
24 posts
Location: Paris, FRANCE


Posted:
I've got more!!!

DEATH WILL ALWAYS BE A CELEBRATION OF CONFORMITY.
-Neil Gevisser-


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey, check me out

airspaced.blogspot.com

I'd love to know what lovely poi people think of my stuff!

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


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