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Glåss
PLATINUM Member since Nov 2001

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:What I would like from you please is just one piece of advice.
It can be on any subject you choose,
serious or fun.
Poi, staff and juggling or life, love and happiness.

Here is my request from everyone on HOP, especially every single one of you lovely HOPpers that I've ever met.

I know that this is very difficult as I've been scratching my head trying to answer it for a week,so.

Big Thankyou

Drew

Whats with today....today.


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Spiral


Spiral

Oolering Man
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 729
Posted:Just one? Hmm.... this is going to be difficult.....

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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:well, in some ways i'm stealing someone else's advice... it's advice they gave to me just recently... but i really really like it...

"just remember, there is no spoon."

and i have one piece of advice straight from my own heart, (sorry if i'm over the limit glass, they are just both so useful..)

"whatever else you do, learn not to hate. you don't have to love everyone, just don't hate."

no matter what they've done to you, or someone you love, or even if you think they are responsible for all the evil in the world, it's not worth the time energy or poison it will cause you to hate.

my $0.02

Kyrian


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Nov 2001

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted:never give advice.

N


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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Tricky


member
Location: Right behind you........

Total posts: 33
Posted:Try everythin twice!

TrickySmile at a stranger!

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:"Tomorrow is a new day"

I love that saying because it suggests letting go of the things troubling you, for a brief respite of sleep and awakening to new hopes and new opportunities.


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Buy in bulk, then you have more to play with.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:"It’s Just A Ride"

quote:Originally said by Bill Hicks:
The world is like a ride at an amusement park and when you choose to go on it you think it's real 'cuz that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud. And it's fun, for awhile. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question "is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered and they come back to us and they say "hey, don't worry, don't be afraid - ever -because this is just a ride. And we... kill those people (laughs). (in a different voice) Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real. (normal voice) It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that. D'ya ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter.... because, it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no jobs, no savings of money.... a choice right now between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world right now... to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defense each year and instead spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded and we can explore space.... together.... both inner and outer.... forever, in peace.


Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:"Never pass up an opportunity to pee."

(This from a man who just finished driving across the USA)


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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arsn


arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...

Total posts: 1903
Posted:Don't try to climb into the freezer to find the seal which lives there, he doesn't want your company or friendship, and that goes double for the monkey in the oven...

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I mock you with my monkey pants.


I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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Sepa


member
Location: London

Total posts: 184
Posted:OK, I don't know if this can be classified as advice, but this is my favourite quote (from Star Trk V, I think)!

"Just because we can do something, does not mean that we must".

I think that's very true on a lot of different levels from the global to the personal.


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:" no matter how nervous you are when you meet him/her, Make sure your fly is done up first! "

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Salinger


member
Location: Southampton

Total posts: 382
Posted:Errr, can I give a few for different things?

Life:

Ferris Bueller's day off:
"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it"

New Relationaships:

"A kiss is a wordless articulation of desire who's object lies somewhat to the south and somewhat to the future"

Time:

"The past is all gone and the future is a mystery. Right now is a gift, that's why we call it the present..."


A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words...

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TheBovrilMonkey
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England

Total posts: 2629
Posted:'Everyone deserves a good eye-poking once in a while'

Not incredably useful, but wise words when you consider that someone who dishes out regular eye-pokings is eventually going to deserve one themselves.


But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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smiley_dup1


member
Location: Essex

Total posts: 108
Posted:Not quite on topic and someone else said this, I don't know who

"If the human brain was simple enough to understand, we would be incapable of understanding it"


I don't like living below the tropic of Capricorn..... and now I seem to be in England...... how did I get here???

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BamBam


BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:"Never say never"

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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Trippie Hippie
BRONZE Member since May 2002

Trippie Hippie

old hand
Location: Bewildered state of nothingnes...

Total posts: 733
Posted:How about

"Never piss into the wind" and
"Never eat yellow snow"



Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child

Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.

"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".

Because dressing up is fun.

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:Before you can really believe in anyone, you have to believe in yourself.
If you take enough time, you can believe in anything, although it will take effort & committment.
If you take enough drugs you can believe in anything and it only takes half an hour...........although the pixies can never fully be trusted.


Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Organized Kaos


member
Location: Thornhill, Ontario Canada

Total posts: 238
Posted:If you never lie, you have less to remember...

Every morning I wake up and hit the ground yawning...

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:He who never lies, is good at sleeping upright.

I know, I know it was bad but I couldn't resist.


Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:"Don't breath fire in the wind" Kinda general sense actually.... "Spit don't swallow" Ok I will shut up w/ the firebreathing qoutes. My fav. though is the last 1

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Khamelean


member
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 42
Posted:"It is better to regret the things you have done, than to regret the things you never tried"

Can't remeber who i got that from, but it's good advice through and through...


Q:Whay do you keep hiting yourself in the head with that hammer?A:Cos, it just feels so good when i stop...

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Aurora (1/2 a firesister)
GOLD Member since Jan 2002

enthusiast
Location: Canada, Ontario, Toronto

Total posts: 249
Posted:Listen and Read lyrics of this song for summary of all advice needed for life

Artist: Baz Luhrmann
Album: Something For Everybody
Title: Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

"...If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists..."

Rest available here: http://display.lyrics.astraweb.com:2000/..._wear_sunscreen


Om Namah Sivaya

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arashi


arashi

Pooh-Bah
Location: austin,tx

Total posts: 2363
Posted:if you ever go on tour with a lot of girls, make sure to rig up a pee station with a funnel and a tube to direct it outside, or you will never make it to your gigs on time as girls have bladders the size of peanuts...

another, i know, but i couldn't resist..."my momma told me not to come, that ain't the way that it's done, son"


-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.

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Maximus


member
Location: Upland, CA., USA

Total posts: 250
Posted:Hahaha...rockstararashi: good luck getting them to use it.

Maximus


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Glåss
PLATINUM Member since Nov 2001

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:everyone:
thats kyrian, nix?, Tricky, Rozi (I remembered this one this morning as I cycled, but only, I hadn't gone to bed, (all night working) so today is what happened to yesterday, without a new day into college all very wierd), C@ntus, Arsn, Bovril, smiley, Trippy hippy, Mr offender (and bill hicks groovy), MikeGinny, Sepa, Flynt, pyrophile, Lisa ("Ne jamais a jamais"), Small Boy, Organised Kaos, Bram, Khamelean, sunspot(a good one) and rockstarashi

Big THANK YOU for your advice, both the sensible life stuff and the daft stuff about spoons and refridgeratorizers.

spiral how are you getting on with that one. I haven't managed to come up with a good un yet, so no hurry.

Everyone else (all 2000 of you) would still much appreciate advice from you.

Be cool
Glass

[ 08 June 2002, 12:09: Message edited by: glass ]


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Posted:Never put it in writing!

- Alienfox -

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Hook's bane


Will bite you (unless you tickle behind my ears)
Location: Neverneverland

Total posts: 188
Posted:No one, but no one, likes a finger in the face.

...tick tick tick....

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Jade Lynx


member
Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in De...

Total posts: 239
Posted:Well, my sig has a good bit... or how about:
Whether you are having sex or making love, PAY ATTENTION to the moment. Makes it better for everyone involved...


We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!

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fireboy


An angry young man with a passon for metal
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia

Total posts: 252
Posted:sex is love
love is sex
sex and love is a waste of bodily fuid


Fireboy

<<SINister miNISister>>
remeber kids jesus slaves

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:I thought of another one.

If you find that buttered toast consistantly lands butter side down, stop dropping toast. It's a waste of good toast.

Not good advice. But it's advice all the same.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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