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protozoaGOLD Member
member
148 posts
Location: Baltimore, MD USA


Posted:
To be played while reading the Home of Poi discussion group boards. Have handy the alcoholic beverage of choice and a computer with a net connection. A spill-proof keyboard helps but is not required.

Take one drink:

- Whenever someone asks what kind of fuel they should use for fire poi

- Whenever someone asks which brand of glow sticks is best, or what kind of string to use.

- Whenever someone posts asking if anyone spins to music, and what kind is good

- Somebody posts asking how to do the behind-the-back weave

- Someone posts a new topic in what is obviously the wrong place (like a new move on the hardware board)

Take two drinks:

- Someone invokes "PLUR" to try to end an argument
- When someone bitches because their inane post was removed or their dumb topic was locked by a moderator

- Whenever Pele lays the smack down on somebody (take an extra if Whipping Boy backs her up within 3 posts)

- If somebody mentions intoxication while spinning and asks if others have done this

- Somebody starts dissecting how many "beats" a certain move REALLY is, take an extra drink for each reply to that post debating the subject

Drain the glass:

- When someone posts a spiffy new move that's demonstrated in the "Poi Lessons" section of the web site

- When someone recounts their law enforcement run-in

Add your own rules! Anyone can play!

Paddyback from the dead...sort of
884 posts
Location: 43°41'N 79°38'W


Posted:
Step 1: take a drink whenever Cantus puts up a post.
Step 2: hospital.

KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
hey... you forgot two.....

take a drink every time someone asks how to make sparkely poi...

take a drink every time someone puts up another post looking to meet people from their area...

take an extra drink if either is somewhere in the subject title...

(btw, i think "thai bargirls" wins an award for funniest title relating to the buzzsaw, or any common poi move for that matter...)

god, we really are going to need several hospitals after this!

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Maelstrommember
135 posts
Location: Akron, Ohio


Posted:
POINT!.......(oops sorry)......DRINK!

Nothing good ever comes from hanging out with normal people.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
what are you trying to say Paddy?

Meh


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
wHaT aBoUt a DrInK fOr EvErY BlAtAnT DiSrEgUaRd FoR tHe EnGlIsH LaNgUaGe? ImHo LoL

gTg CU l8r m8

__--== N*Y*C ==--__

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:


trying to say something nyc?

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
I just wanted do know what music you all listened to as you first tried to do a five beat weave... Behind the back of course. You see the first time I tried it I was compeltely intoxicated , anyone else done this???, But I really wanted to know the fuel of most people's choice, or do most people use glo-sticks by Snaplight ... But if any one wants to meet me ... e-mail me... wow... this post reminds me of the time the cops caught me on the local shopping center roof...

*PLUR*

------------------------------------
We all get the spotlight eventually. You can have it when I’m done.

[ 05 June 2002, 11:28: Message edited by: Arsn ]

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


protozoaGOLD Member
member
148 posts
Location: Baltimore, MD USA


Posted:
That's it, Arsn..next round's on you.

PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
Damn it arsn...don't make me have to come in here and kick you around!
*rushing to phone to call PWB for backup!*



LMAO
I'd be drunker than sh!t after the first thread!

(Hiya Protie, nice to see you around! )

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


arashiPooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx


Posted:
a drink whenever someone mentions nutella and nookie in the same response

a drink whenever bendy puts up a response while obviously tweaked or flogged by hurty to the point of incomprehensibility by all save those who have done too much crack as well

a drink whenever someone flirts with either cassandra or darkfairyqueen or arsn or orange

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.


adren@linemember
249 posts
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
one tequila

Two TeQuilA

Thr eE TeqU iLa

floor.

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
By Bendy do you in actual fact mean Bender, Arashi? Cos Mr Bendy is fairly lucid. Bender t Offender on the other hand is a different kettle of marmalade.....

Meh


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
man we are gonna be bad....

perhaps we should have started with half and quarter drinks?

does anyone else flirt with arsn?

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
good call cantus...

havn't seen bendy around much lately...

i meant tomnetion that disticntion on some other thread...

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by rockstarashi
a drink whenever someone flirts with either cassandra or darkfairyqueen or arsn or orange
We'd all by pissed off our nutters...

------------------------
I mock you with my monkey pants.

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


falloutboySILVER Member
remember
433 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Universe


Posted:
I flirt with Arsn.. but, .. oh wait. i've said to much.
IUt's 11am and i've already run out of alcohol! - this game is dangerous!!

Non-Https Image Link

hahahahaha

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.


arashiPooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx


Posted:
yes, i mean our cuddly buddly bender, who i think only arsn and i seem to understand... a drug induced lingual frequency convergence of some k-k-kind
didn't you know, kyrian, arsn is alpha male, steppin on undernourished male organs everywhere! bow to the buck stag! ooo oooo eee eee!

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yes Arashi, only you understand him. Just you alone. You didn't happen to post under the name Tracer else where on the boards by any chance?

Meh


arashiPooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx


Posted:
awww, i didn't mean it like that...i'll share the mystical "the understanding of bender" stone (+3 to translate) with anyone! it has passed through many hands,it's like the blarney stone, but instead of kissing you have to wipe it on your bumm...yes, it is gravelly. sure do hear a lot of people saying they don't get him, i can't figure that out so i joke. tracer? seems like i remember that bloke, he was a loon too, huh? nope, i've been master (a)rashi the turtle hermit and rockstarashi and arashi. i'll think of another soon, and it'll have arashi in it unless ya'll start to hate me and THEN i'll change it to frank the weenie roaster or something speaking of weenie roast-- OOOOOWWWWWWW i seen a guy FRY his weenie while doing fire NAKED at burning flipside! cover your little lover! man that hurt me even! what would i do if cornelius was out of commission? die a miserable wasting death! okay back to the previously aired programming

a drink whenever somebody gets ticked at goofy doofy arashi

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
1 drink every time the marmite/vegemite debate comes up.

I still say they're both vile.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


KatincaSee my vest.... see my vest...
693 posts
Location: Adelaide - South Australia


Posted:
What are you talking about Vegemite tates great, but it's owned by evil evil people

hmm better start drinking people...

Just keeping the game rolling....

Love and Light

~*~ Katinca ~*~


AdeSILVER Member
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia


Posted:
As a vegemite loving non drinker, I think you need a designated driver - I'll volunteer - I love driving other people's cars around

And you need to take a drink when someone asks about cool scars from twirling

Anyone for tea?

Twirl'N'BurnBooojakasha
121 posts
Location: Brisbane QLD Australia


Posted:
Awwwwwww my head.
ME: "I think I may have to stop drinking"
Liver: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Me: "Shut-up liver." (punches self in liver)

Damn I love the Simpsons.

Simply an excuse to play with fire.


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
One drink for every time someone confuses Bender for Bendy

Two drinks for every time someone confuses Pele's Whipping Boy for Pele (despite his nifty signature )

Does anyone confuse Ros for Rozi? Or are we reasonably distinct?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
pretty distinct.

we coudl add a drink for everytime someone starts making sexual references in social (take an extra if tehy do it in another forum... i remeber a few recently) but that might just be mean...

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
That's funny Rozi!...er Ros...er...you know who you are!

The sexual reference thing would mean we needs barrels of whiskey in here! We could do it for everytime someone confuses our swinging for sex swinging...oh..wait, I mean "ice cream" swinging!

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
We are distinct cos Rozi kindly used Rozi not ros for HoP. Cheers Ros sweetie

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Am I allowed to flirt with Cassandra?

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Arashi, I feel i must apologise for likening you to Tracer. It was highly unfair of me (and luckily you didn't get the reference or you'd be sulky with me). My actions were not my own last night due to my drunkeness. Y'see someone invented this drinking game and it all kinda spiralled from there.

*vaguely remember encouraging arsn to stand on the table and sing*

NYC, I think the answer would be yes. And I am allowed to flirt with Ros. Luckily my days of flirting with Orange are over.....

Meh


arashiPooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx


Posted:
NYC, first, you have to run the idea by arsn. if he approves the action memo, without horning you in the rear, then you have to get in line . jk

huh? tracer, what? you just go ahead and TRY to offend me! i'm usu. too spacey to get it anyway, or i don't have energy to get worked up over someone else's anger/brainsludge (unless i feel that someone is being egotistical and stepping on others). so don't worry about it.

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.


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