Q:Whay do you keep hiting yourself in the head with that hammer?A:Cos, it just feels so good when i stop...
A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words...
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
I've had people ask me if I were shipwrecked on a deserted island, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura