"May your balls always burn"
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
RISK: Do not follow the common path; Go where there is no path and leave a trail.
::::does a little monkey man dance::::
You'll understand when you see his dancing feet
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.
"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura