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jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1750
Posted:this ones fun too

jemima
the
Toffee-Eating Pirate Monkey

Battle Rating : 6.2

GO on you know you want to


Never assume
Always Acknowledge

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FunkFish


FunkFish

Watch out as ultimate Cute and Funkyness arives...
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amst...

Total posts: 191
Posted:how do i get one of these monsters?

Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:jemima

the

Toffee-Eating Pirate Monkey



Battle Rating : 6.2

vs

Bobolicious

the

Tofu-Eating Woollen Monkey



Battle Rating : 2.5





Hehehe, you SO win, but I eat Tofu meditate lolsign





EDIT: After playing around... and trying some other nicks of mine....



jemima

the

Toffee-Eating Pirate Monkey



Battle Rating : 6.2

vs

Rinsay

the

Fire-Eating Giant Monkey



Battle Rating : 8.3



Rinsay wins!



Not only do I win, but I EAT FIRE!!! Whoo yeah biggrin



~ Bobo

EDITED_BY: OrangeBobo (1089044827)


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:polythene
is a
Pizza-Eating Mini Monkey

Battle Rating : 2.4

Typical.... rolleyes


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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FunkFish


FunkFish

Watch out as ultimate Cute and Funkyness arives...
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amst...

Total posts: 191
Posted:FunkFish
the
Muesli-Eating Howler Monkey

i got an rating of 6.3 biggrin mhoehahaha biggrin


Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:gothbitchbarbie
the
Purple People-Eating Vampire Monkey

Battle Rating : 8.3
I win biggrin


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Pink...?
the
Kebab-Eating Howler Monkey

Battle Rating : 5.9

Or

Alice
the
Jelly-Eating Sniper Monkey

Battle Rating : 3.7


Although my Jelly eating one is less...i like it more.


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Jemima vs duncan

I lose....:(

duncan the Fruit-Eating Zombie Monkey

Battle Rating : 5.5


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:aimee the custard eating ninja monkey!

6.1 lost by the skin of my teeth. but i still have a cool name hehe



oh! aimz the porridge eating death monkey - 8.7 whhoooo yeh!

EDITED_BY: x_aimee_x (1089053570)


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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:my god, im a kebab-eating sumo monkey
ITS NOT TRUE
i dn't eat kebabs and i don't wear nappies

5.4 fighting rate


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:Bird the Banana-Eating Pirate Monkey

Battle Rating : 8.3

biggrin


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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FunkFish


FunkFish

Watch out as ultimate Cute and Funkyness arives...
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amst...

Total posts: 191
Posted:mushroom2k2
the
Toast-Eating Death Monkey

Battle Rating : 7.7

and my other nick

ice-o-matrix
the
Noodle-Eating Sea Monkey

Battle Rating : 2.6


Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...

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borismcnorris


borismcnorris

professional pedant
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 137
Posted:woohoo!!

borismcnorris
the
Fire-Eating Love Monkey

Battle Rating : 7.6


All true, except the fire-eating part wink


A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:I just found the highest one to beat you all!! mwah har har

Homeofpoi - the Man-Eating Paladin Monkey

Battle Rating : 9.2

oooh yeah cool


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Seraphire


Seraphire

HoP's Original Smelly-Hippie-Scum-Bag
Location: Under your stairs

Total posts: 270
Posted:Seraphire
the
Cheese-Eating Killer Monkey

Battle Rating : 4.9

Its all so true!


Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.

Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! hug

dsei.org Stop The Arms Trade!

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FunkFish


FunkFish

Watch out as ultimate Cute and Funkyness arives...
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amst...

Total posts: 191
Posted:Written by: Custom Bug

I just found the highest one to beat you all!! mwah har har

Homeofpoi - the Man-Eating Paladin Monkey

Battle Rating : 9.2

oooh yeah cool



wow thats huge weavesmiley


Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...

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Seraphire


Seraphire

HoP's Original Smelly-Hippie-Scum-Bag
Location: Under your stairs

Total posts: 270
Posted:Freddy
the
Caviar-Eating Surrender Monkey

Battle Rating : 0.0


O.o"


Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.

Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! hug

dsei.org Stop The Arms Trade!

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas, Australia

Total posts: 3776
Posted:margita the bug eating war monkey!!! battle rating 6.3!

ubblol

but i hate bugs...

ubblol


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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FunkFish


FunkFish

Watch out as ultimate Cute and Funkyness arives...
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amst...

Total posts: 191
Posted:Written by: Seraphire

Freddy
the
Caviar-Eating Surrender Monkey

Battle Rating : 0.0


O.o"



OMG!


Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...

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kiteman


Flying high!
Location: At the beach.

Total posts: 245
Posted:Written by: Custom Bug

I just found the highest one to beat you all!! mwah har har

Homeofpoi - the Man-Eating Paladin Monkey

Battle Rating : 9.2

oooh yeah cool



frank
the
Man-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey

Battle Rating : 9.7

Vs

homeofpoi
the
Man-Eating Paladin Monkey

Battle Rating : 9.2

Frank wins nana


If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!

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Beth


Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford

Total posts: 1262
Posted:Bethany -

Dirt-eating Circus Monkey

Battle Rating - 3.2

Id lose a lot but at least im a circus monkey! i can juggle!!! juggle


Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:pounce
Toffee-Eating Laboratory Monkey
Battle Rating: 3.8

ya i'm not a good fighting monkey apparently....


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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FunkFish


FunkFish

Watch out as ultimate Cute and Funkyness arives...
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amst...

Total posts: 191
Posted:
Caroline
the
Chocolate-Eating Peace Monkey

Battle Rating : 0.3

my friend is bad!


Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...

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kiteman


Flying high!
Location: At the beach.

Total posts: 245
Posted:kiteman
the
Purple People-Eating Killer Monkey

Battle Rating : 8.2


If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!

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FunkFish


FunkFish

Watch out as ultimate Cute and Funkyness arives...
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amst...

Total posts: 191
Posted:hmz
roy
the
Tripe-Eating Skeleton Monkey

Battle Rating : 3.3

i suck at fighting


Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...

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Silvur
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

Silvur

sumthin sumin smmnm....
Location: home sweet home, USA

Total posts: 372
Posted:jemima, the Toffe Eating Pirate Monkey

vs.

silvur, the Purple People-Eating Giant Monkey

winner: silvur!! battle rating: 8.6

Woohoo!!


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