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andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
ok...you were WARNED! what i want from ya is yer all time DREAM do ANYTHING for even the sniff of a CHANCE of a ticket festival line up....you CANT ressurect dead performers but u CAN reform split bands for a one off reunion show at your festival....i think ....about & acts per stage....and i want ...


Dance stage....
Main Stage...
Other stage...
Acoustic stage..


u like music AT all and this will FRY YOUR HEAD!

been thinking for months and only got dance stage reasonably sorted!

good luck.....

It's smashing to be back x


VixenSILVER Member
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3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
haha i think it would be a shorter list if i just told u the bands i wouldnt have! x

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DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Ok, 3 days , 3 headliners

Dance stage - Shpongle, Lamb, 2 Many DJ's
Main Stage - Radiohead (again!), Placebo, Smashing Pumpkins
Other stage - Ben Harper (My god he was good this year?!), David Bowie, Jackson 5 biggrin
Acoustic stage - Nirvana, Ben Folds 5, Eric Clapton

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caz86Twister Fire Starter ridin on a tratter
156 posts
Location: Bristol/Exeter UK


Posted:
And Nirvana wouldn't be ressurection?!

Aawww please can we ressurect! Please! Hehehe hypothetically playin with nature would be so much fun biggrin!

Caz

Caz


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
Written by:

Originally posted by caz86
Aawww please can we ressurect!




I guess it would be ok... but the mess and smell would get to most people... rolleyes

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DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Ah yes, mis-read the first post...

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LurchBRONZE Member
old hand
929 posts
Location: Oregon, USA


Posted:
You get used to the smell after awhile cool

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kitemanFlying high!
245 posts
Location: At the beach.


Posted:
Dance stage....Deep Dish.
Main Stage...Deep Dish, Leftfield.
Other stage...Orbital.
Acoustic stage..Not to bothered as I'll be in any of the above.

If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

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Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
main stage: three hobos with spoons (one with baby)
ska stage: bearded woman yodelling ska covers
psy stage: some incoherent yet intelligent beats from Shift, Rinkadink, Dark Soho, Infected, Ott, Fractal Glider, Elvis propped up over some decks weekend-at-Bernies style, Antix, Freq, Neuromotor, Rip Van Hippy, Puk wearing a Gorilla suit, Shulman Alien Project, Psysex, Mr Peculiar, Talamasca, Skazi, Dark Nebula, Sun Control Species, Sensient, Costmic Tone, Shpongle, Hallucinogen, Younger Brother, Prometheus, Koxbox, GMS and a rabid preist suffering gout but reciting the Bulgarian National anthem whilst impersonating Barbara Streisand.
possibly.

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kitemanFlying high!
245 posts
Location: At the beach.


Posted:
Written by: bender™


main stage: three hobos with spoons (one with baby)
ska stage: bearded woman yodelling ska covers
psy stage: some incoherent yet intelligent beats from Shift, Rinkadink, Dark Soho, Infected, Ott, Fractal Glider, Elvis propped up over some decks weekend-at-Bernies style, Antix, Freq, Neuromotor, Rip Van Hippy, Puk wearing a Gorilla suit, Shulman Alien Project, Psysex, Mr Peculiar, Talamasca, Skazi, Dark Nebula, Sun Control Species, Sensient, Costmic Tone, Shpongle, Hallucinogen, Younger Brother, Prometheus, Koxbox, GMS and a rabid preist suffering gout but reciting the Bulgarian National anthem whilst impersonating Barbara Streisand.
possibly.




Now why didn't I think of that.

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Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
because i took all your crayons away. tongueouts:

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VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
three hobos with spoons - HA HA HA HA HA! that had me properly laughing at my screen! x

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SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
can there be a regae stage? can we please throw in bob marley??

and what about lenny k, and u2, and maybe, ohh, what about portishead, and massive attack?? how cool would that be, hey?? have moby, basement jaxx, bad boy bill, lisa pin-up, the tidy boyz n gurlz, jurassic 5, aphrodite, AK 1200, and everyone featured on the pulp fiction soundtrack.

VixenSILVER Member
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3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
spice girls! x

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duballstarSILVER Member
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2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
if it were my dream festival i'd only need one stage with everyone on cos otherwise i'd miss all the other people i want to see! and it'd be quite small so's that just me and all my friends and all their friends could enjoy the music in an intimate setting. as for artists the list would be far to long for me to write here but i agree with a lot of what people above have said. would be good to see all the bands i've not yet had a chance to see as well as all those ho i've enjoyd in the past... may have to make it a week long event then... wink

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Dr GreenthumbBRONZE Member
Roll up!, The Doctors in the house!
243 posts
Location: Fife, United Kingdom


Posted:
i would only want the other stage

D'n'B
andy C
Brokie]
Hype
Zinc
Nickblack market
MC's:
skibbadee
shabba
godsgift
killa kella
razell


many many more
(no im not a tad obsessive about d'n'b)

If we all ate one person then i'd be full.


VixenSILVER Member
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3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
come to wantage this weekend - Nicky Blackmarket playing in the worlds smallest venue ever! x

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pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
i like silvur's lineup smile

ya i wouldn't have those dance and acoustic stages. mine would be all "other" ubblol i'd definately be going for the progressive house, trance, hardcore, happy hardcore

hmmm...to give it a go...

hardcore/happy hardcore stage:
molly mush
dj brisk
supergirl
d-minus
anabolic frolic
luna-c

trance & house (& it's various subgenres, just to make it simple) stage:
digweed
sasha
faithless
PVD
deejay DSM
iio
furious jiefu
dj irene
lisa lashes
electric skychurch
evenflo
thee-o

ya i'll stop there or else i could go on forever. i could easily plan my own massive biggrin

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Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
less is more at giant festivals cus missing out on a decent act causes pain, HOBO style.
fear the spoon(s)

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TuTuManBRONZE Member
Mushroom Fueled Frenzy
139 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA, USA


Posted:
Written by: bender™



main stage: three hobos with spoons (one with baby)

ska stage: bearded woman yodelling ska covers

psy stage: some incoherent yet intelligent beats from Shift, Rinkadink, Dark Soho, Infected, Ott, Fractal Glider, Elvis propped up over some decks weekend-at-Bernies style, Antix, Freq, Neuromotor, Rip Van Hippy, Puk wearing a Gorilla suit, Shulman Alien Project, Psysex, Mr Peculiar, Talamasca, Skazi, Dark Nebula, Sun Control Species, Sensient, Costmic Tone, Shpongle, Hallucinogen, Younger Brother, Prometheus, Koxbox, GMS and a rabid preist suffering gout but reciting the Bulgarian National anthem whilst impersonating Barbara Streisand.

possibly.




I think we have a winner.... just add space cat, prodigy, astral projection, and man with no name, and perhaps a penguin just chilling on stage.. yeah make that 2 penguins
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Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
r.i.p. samothraki

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Kapura MataaroHoP resident longboarder.
195 posts
Location: Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
sadly, no one has mentioned these bands yetconfused, and i think they should be: the sexpistols( ressurection, yeah..) the hilltop hoods and 2 up, grinspoon, sonic animation, 1200 techniques, john butler trio,frenzal rhomb, pacifier and the beastie boys....that about (though not sure biggrin bounce umm but that is a pretty hard question)...



*edited by Kapura because i am useless...*
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Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
but your list is missing something...there is no spoon.

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Kapura MataaroHoP resident longboarder.
195 posts
Location: Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
censored ooooops .... and a spoon as the guest act that comes on at the most un-oppotune times....(how bout that?)

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SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
dammit, i knew i forgot to mention something...

andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
lots of mega good posts peeps...i only got my acoustic line up sorted so far...

ivor cuttler

ben harper

billy bragg

michelle shocked

the men they couldnt hang

the levellers

with the chilled penguins with stolen hobo spoon as comperes, far better than some radio dj tosser out of their depth

It's smashing to be back x


3dfanstranger
5 posts

Posted:
Dance stage - Basement Jaxx
Main Stage - Tool
Other stage -Kidneythieves, Metallica, Linkin Park
Acoustic stage - A Perfect Circle

like to play funny


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok I have ideas for my dream line up, but times would be another matter, and there has been some resurrection involved...I just couldn't help myself...

Dance stage - Groove armada, Basement Jaxx, Evil Nine, Peaches, Chemical brothers,Freestylers, Roots manuva,Pendulum, Dan le sac VS Scroobius pip, sub focus, Beastie Boys, 65daysofstatic, does it offend you yeah,spongol,massive attack,stanton warriors, lamb,roni size, DJ yoda, annie mac...

Main Stage - Green day, Foo fighters, Rolling stones, Paramore, Kings of Leon, Metallica,Aerosmith,Led zepplin, system of a down, Nirvana, Red hot chilli peppers, pearl jam, Queen, Muse...

Other stage - Santogold, M.I.A,Lily Allen,the beach boys,Boo, Pink, Dolly Parton, Tracy Chapman, hot chip, Janis Joplin, Bob Marley, James Brown, lemon jelly, Kinya dawson, the violent femmes, the pixies, Bon Jovi, Sheryl Crow, a tribe called quest...

Ah, if only it were so, though I would have issues trying to be in three places at once, maybe rename the stages to days, that would work for me too. smile

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Wraith_DividendSILVER Member
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...


Posted:
OMG blue that is an awesome line-up

Poss add flunk and slipknot in there

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