• Sale items. Buy now - stock going fast. Specials
  • You must now select Courier Delivery if you wish to receive items before Christmas.
 
Page: ...
Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
Silly game, but I'm bored. I'll write some song lyrics, you tell me the artist and song.

Then write your own and the fun will continue biggrin

Something easy to start off with:

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better
A friend with breasts & all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
i'm going to get hard now!

Do we dream at night
Or do we share the same old fantasy?
I am a silhouette of the persen wandering in my dreams

Tears of unprecedented beauty
Reveal the truth of existence
Were all sadists

The age-old development of consciousness
Drives us away from the essence of life
We meditate too much,
so that our instincts will fade away
They fade away

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


ChickpeaSILVER Member
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia


Posted:
dont know yours sorry lauz,
but Sir yoni.... The pixies (again) caribou

B x

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


ChickpeaSILVER Member
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia


Posted:
and my new lyrics for you are....



a new mother cries

this moment she's been waiting for

the angel opens her eyes

pale blue colored iris, presents the circle

and puts the glory out to hide, hide



(its been covered by a couple of bands)
EDITED_BY: bchickpea (1122820447)

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Spiderbaby



Hey Brit Joe i dont know the song but Salt n' Pepa right?






Yup, its Sexy Noises Turn Me On



And yeah Sethis I think this post has gone wrong people arnt gusseing the songs there just posting new ones! lol

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
lightning crashes

okay one thats not the pixies:

I'm looking down the hole, your looking up at me
Your cold and tired, that is easy to see
Lower the rope to you, a bucket on the line
Your membrane will be soft and smooth, and your heart will be mine

pyro monkey shood get that

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
Lauz, The Phantom Agony - Epica biggrin *dances*

I have no choise
but to hear you
you stated your case
time and again
i thought about it
you treat me like
im a princess
im not used to liking that
you ask how my day was......

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
"Head over feet" by Alanis Morissette. (I actually have the album smile )

"When the truth walks away
Everybody stays
cause the truth about the world
Is that crime does pay

So if you walk away
Who is gonna stay?
cause Id like to think the world
Is a better place"

Nice and Easy wink

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
biggrin Offspring...cant rmember the song tho frown

Out the door just in time
Head down the 405
Gotta meet the new boss by 8 a.m.
The phone rings in the car
The wife is workin' hard
She's running late tonight again

Toughie, but when u hear it you'll know it smile

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
It's "Have you ever" by Offspring btw. Sorry, don't know yours! Anyone else?

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


Petergnewbie
22 posts
Location: Byron Bay


Posted:
jp sir yoni
I'm looking down the hole, your looking up at me
Your cold and tired, that is easy to see
Lower the rope to you, a bucket on the line
Your membrane will be soft and smooth, and your heart will be mine

I think the songs called lotion but cant remember the band.

how about this one?

consider,
apetite,
the daily feast
those ignorant indians aint got nothing on me.

I came! I saw! I fell asleep...


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
i can find the song but no where does it tell me who sings it and what its called!


Bared on your tomb
I am a prayer for your loneliness
And would you ever soon
Come above unto me?
For once upon a time
From the binds of your lowliness
I could always find
The right slot for your sacred key

Six feet deep is the incision
In my heart, that barless prison
Discolours all with tunnel vision
Sunsetter


hope someone can guess this one its one of my favourites and can anyone guess why hehehe ubblol

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
peterg: well done the band is greenskeepers

sorry don't know anyone elses
i knew sethis's though

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
look mine up damn it it's one of the greatest songs ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
Nymphetamine-cradle of filth

So you been to schools
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl

Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul

It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear
Brace yourself, my dear

good luck. great song that all shood know

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


LemonkeyStalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.


Posted:
Dead Kennedy - Holiday In Cambodia.

strike up the song- and scream along
- vengeance will be ours
-THIS TIME IT'S WAR!
we set upon its quivering mass and at last the moment has come
shaking voices cry as innocents die
avenging their poor broken homes
with fury and violence we strike down she who defies us

Written by:

The Phantom Agony - Epica




Epica are fantastic.

Willy - is bad for your health...


ChickpeaSILVER Member
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia


Posted:
thought i'd try and revive this thread for a while -
any guesses? its a recent one to get things started.

Drink down that Gin and Kerosene,
And come spit on bridges with me,
Just to keep us warm.
Light a match to leave me be.
Light a match to leave me be.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


DaizBRONZE Member
Radioactive Member
106 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada


Posted:
Here's one:

Long ago, just like a hearse you died to get in again; we are so far from you... etc.

I'm gonna cut you up so bad, you gonna wish I ain't cut you up so bad.


Page: ...
HOP Newsletter
Sign up to get the latest on sales, new releases and more...