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Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
who would win in a fight between...

Homer and Bender?

answer & think of another one!

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Homer, he has stupid luck. Bender would get squashed like a harmonica in some amusing way i'm sure.





Maggie Thatcher Vs. Tony Blair



spank

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Maggie Thatcher. Never underestimate the power of females!

Spiderman Vs Batman

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
batman cause he has cooler gadgets, but it would be a close tie

bill clinton vs. george w. bush?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Draw. None of them are smart enuff to throw a punch...

Uma Thurden vs Angelina Jolie?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Throw in some Jelly and everyones a winner! biggrin cool



Bert Vs. Ernie?

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
i'd have to say ernie cause even though he may seem "dimmer" than bert, i think he's got some hidden wits there wink

cat woman vs. superwoman?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
superwoman, cos batman won the other one.

the old godzilla (black and white, japanese style) vs the new godzilla?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


-TeenWolf-member
42 posts
Location: Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada


Posted:
Old godzilla because the movie was poorly dubbed and would confuse the new godzilla into eating the nuclear power plant and dying of radiation poisioning.

The kool-aid man, or the yellow Smartie man

"By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes"
-Macbeth Act4 Scene1


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
kool-aid man cause he could just dump himself out and drown the other guy

Lightning vs NYC wink ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
lightning just because people new york are silly

magnet vs pounces tounge

hehe wink

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
poinces toung because they are probley magnets as well, and would just repel the other one.

jesus or buda

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
jesus cos he brings his dad and some ghost along to help him claiming "we're all just one really".



dirty sneak wink



did they not do this game already (but with far more gore) on mtv...?




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aibo vs alsatian

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
No idea what an Aibo is so - er Alsation


Sword or Staff?

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
staff cos I saw this film once and this guy got betten up by a staff. and if it happened in a film it must be true.



(and the jesus, thing if we are all just one then won't he be beating him self up at the same time)



ME or YOU?



ubbloco

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
sword wins cos they are cooler, sharper and made of metal.



aibo - its a robot dog made by sony.



it looks like this:


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jesus is a 3 for 1 tag team special - that's why he'd kick buddha's arse.





and ME would beat YOU.



but not in a proper use of the english language competition.

obviously YOU would win that more easier than ME wink





juggle vs weavesmiley





umm
EDITED_BY: coleman (1088695699)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
juggle cos I have lots of balls and can stand back and throw them at you. and rember that I have lots of aerotec's as well



(and jesus would still be beating him self up each time he punched)



Drums or Guitars?



ubbloco

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
easily drums, Boom boom...take that

Who'd win in a fight between Mahoney (from police academy) and the Fonz (who needs no introduction).

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
the fonz cos he's much cooler.

chips or fries

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
Fries cause they're crispier and stuffs.

Captain Scarlet or Joe 90?

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Captain Scarlet - every time

In a tag team match:
Wallace & Gromit VS. Ren & Stimpy?

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
Ren & stimpy! Stimpy would cough up killer hairballs and ren would chuck them at wallace and gromit. Wensleydale is no match for the wonderous bodily excretions of stimpy biggrin

And yes, Captain Scarlet is a DUDE!

Bagpuss Vs Blue from Blues Clues?

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


ieuanBRONZE Member
holy man
110 posts
Location: Upstate, NY, USA


Posted:
Ren and Stimpy cause they're disgusting.

Edgar allen poe or Charles Dickens?

Gather your harps from the willow trees, dust off the ancient strings. Call the bards and prophets, let them sing healing and freedom. Let light and love flow from the strings, colors of revelation.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
bagpuss - heavyweight champ of yesteryear biggrin

poe would think a good fight but charles dickens would don his street rat persona and shove that raven where the sun don't shine.

guv'nor wink


brad pitt as tyler (in fight club) vs sylvester stallone as rocky (in rocky 1)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
Tyler you can't beat him he's a total dude! Plus Rocky was such a pussy really :P


Marilyn Manson Vs Dani Filth?

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
rocky every time and if not he would win in the end.

lassy or santers little helper (the simpsons)

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Dani Filth....I think....

In a hedge trimming competition
Edward Scissorhands or Freddy Krugar

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
edward scissorhands....freddy is just more about killing than art wink

yoda vs. darth vader

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
yoda vs darth vader doesn't even deserve a response.

we all know who'd come out on top of that one smile


and we all know santa's little helper has a dodgy stomach and that lassie can field strip an sa-80 in less than 40 seconds so i think that one speaks for itself too...

regular weave vs butterfly weave

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
butterfly weave: they look and feel better

5 ball or 7 ball starts

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
I couldn't say really

Ozzy Vs Satan? (I know, that's pretty extreme but one is just as freakin evil as the other biggrin \m/)

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


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