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Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
who would win in a fight between...

Homer and Bender?

answer & think of another one!

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
asterix cause he has the big scary obelix bloke on his side biggrin

Patrick Moore Vs Stephen Hawkins? (or hawking whatever)

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
hawkins just because they wont send him to prison for killing

stormfeather vs native

sorry storm love ya

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


Raven_WolfeRunSILVER Member
journeyman
91 posts
Location: Houston, TX, in my chair, USA


Posted:
native because he's mad 1337

leet vs. 1337?

May the flame on your balls not be too hot


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
1337, but in the end he looses because hes lame and he knows it.

jackie chan Vs. mohammed Ali

ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
Jackie cos Ali cant stand on his own an the mo.





me Vs the world

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
You!!! biggrin clap

The Dollar Vs. The Euro

Mags The JediGOLD Member
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK


Posted:
The dollar, cos the Euro's always gonna be shite.

Coffee or Tea?

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988


ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
I would say tea cos im english
but at the start of the day nothing can beat a coffee


microwave Vs gas oven

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
microwave cause you can't blow up an oven with a fork biggrin



Plus the microwave would fry the oven with microwave energy



Oh, and Gidg Vs The World



(luv ya Gidg!!) ubblove

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


Raven_WolfeRunSILVER Member
journeyman
91 posts
Location: Houston, TX, in my chair, USA


Posted:
sausage Vs. bacon

May the flame on your balls not be too hot


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
are we talking streaky, smoked, rindless or what?
they all have their own strengths and weaknesses, and as for saussages are we talking coctail saussages or a full sized salami?

umm ubbidea tongue

Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
I think if we were talking full sized salami the sausage would win. But then again, if it was streaky smoked bacon then there's tough competition.

Emo Vs Rock ?

(and I'm hoping you people pick the right one!)

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Rock is China and Emo is Tibet.

Rock wins but nobody likes the way they did it. Emo get the moral vctory as they didnt surrender to the beast.

Ska is peru, which makes the VoodooGlowSkulls Lima cool

lllk
182 posts

Posted:
oh and... umm..

staff Vs. poi

ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
staff any day. a lot more pratical moves and more stunning done with contact moves throwen in.

something Vs whatever

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
whatever. It's more universal

Long Vs Short Hair?

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
short hair. Long hair was too busy enjoying the sun and the grass to fight.

red lorry Vs. yellow Lorry

Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
gasp!long hair rules...you just don't know it yet

Red lorry cause I said so!

Sonic Vs Mario

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Sonic... no question.

long hair rules. But it doesnt fight. peace

Short hair is all angry and beats other hairs up. spank





Tails Vs. Luigi

ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
sonic, cos mario could never catch him and the fat guy would soon run out of breath.

Friday Vs Sunday

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
tails cause he whips ass in that new gamecube game!!

um and friday cause it's like an animal party freak

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Looks like I'll have to carry on by making one up myself!

Clint Eastwood vs John Wayne?

Let's relight this forum ubblove


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
no one beats the Duke. thats a very silly question. *tut tut* wink


Headphones Vs. Earphones

FunkFishWatch out as ultimate Cute and Funkyness arives...
191 posts
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amsterdam)


Posted:
headphones are very big.... they would squash the earphones in a sec...

cell phones agains regular phones ;D

Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
hmm good question both have plus-es, but cell because it's just so goddam portable and nifty it would get right in there and beat the regular phone to pulp with so many different ringtones and fascias!

anyway and in the next fight we have:


PEANUT BUTTER OR MARMITE


bwahahahahaaaaa i think the ref would win

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Peanut Butter!!! Marmite was a strong contender but he couldnt get the sponsorship and so was unfit when it came to the big day.

@ on the ' button Vs @ on the 2 button (keyboard-wise)

Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
@ on the ' button because it's easier and stuffs

Marshmallow Pizza Vs Tomato Pizza

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


SeraphireHoP's Original Smelly-Hippie-Scum-Bag
270 posts
Location: Under your stairs


Posted:
Marshmallow! Because I say so...and because I eat too many...



Left hand Vs Right hand.

Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.

Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! hug

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FunkFishWatch out as ultimate Cute and Funkyness arives...
191 posts
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amsterdam)


Posted:
LEFTHANDERS RULe

but in Indonesia people wipe their ass with their left hand.,... so thats rather disturbing....

Stables or Paperclips

Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
staples because my idiot boyfriend likes to fire them into his hands. (Seraphire)

Mice Vs Rats

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


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