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pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
https://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5505139535&rd=1

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


fireboyAn angry young man with a passon for metal
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia


Posted:
thats is sooooooo......................... why hell didn't i think of that first

Fireboy

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PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Thats tragic !

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


AjelaeBRONZE Member
stranger
7 posts
Location: Maryland, USA


Posted:
Ebay allows this?



..Wow.

ubblol confused2

margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
thats sad! and desperate! and ... odd!!

why?? why would someone do that?! the selling of an air guitar on ebay was funny, but virginity!? what's worse is that the bid is currently at $1.83!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! ubblol

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
actually it is very sad.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
And to think I gave mine away for LOVE!



N.B. Kids! In no way is this an endorsement of giving away your virginity for LOVE, Drugs, Meaningless Pleasure, Bottle Caps, or even Trading Cards. So in fact! Choose the Right to Virginity!

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
oh my god its horrible

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Sorry Valura? Are you saying Virginity is horrible? tongue

DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
hmmmm....

well its hardly an original idea.

personally i wouldnt bid for it. in my experience, virgins arent particularly good in bed anyway.

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


MedusaSILVER Member
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Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
This is the third one that has been on Ebay and ebay will ban them when they find out what this person is doing.

Sad that this person can not find love and feels they have to sell it.

I think if they really really want to prostitute themselves maybe they should go to the seedy part of town and do it like a normal prostitute they would get more than $US1.83.

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
We could make this into the newest reality tv program.
Who wants to be a Virginaire? Or Who wants to Schtup a Virgin? Or Big Brother Does a Virgin? Or....?

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Written by:

Sorry Valura? Are you saying Virginity is horrible?




yip I got rid of mine as soon as I could!! biggrin wink

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Was that you on ebay? tongue

MedusaSILVER Member
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Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
Now, now Dentrassi...we were all virgins once upon a long long time ago!!!!

LOL

DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
speak for yourself! wink

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
ubblol Yeah right Dentrassi!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Im a born again virgin

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
did your mother mind? wink

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
that really is quite sad. but funny, as well.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


fireboyAn angry young man with a passon for metal
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia


Posted:
my question to pounce is: HOW THE HELL did you find that ebay item?

Fireboy

<<SINister miNISister>>
remeber kids jesus slaves


ieuanBRONZE Member
holy man
110 posts
Location: Upstate, NY, USA


Posted:
I was wondering the same thing......

Gather your harps from the willow trees, dust off the ancient strings. Call the bards and prophets, let them sing healing and freedom. Let light and love flow from the strings, colors of revelation.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
It's been taken down... Someone was selling their virginity? Wow...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol actually someone posted it on another board i'm on. i've only visited ebay once, and that was to look for records tongue

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
and fireboy.....WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??? i haven't talked to you in ages!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
virginity is overrated. i like sex myself


(note - that doesn't say sex WITH myself, although that can be fun too....)

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


DFZBRONZE Member
Christian Death Metal Anyone?
313 posts
Location: Ipswich, Queensland, Australia


Posted:
It Made our news over here Quite sad. Didn't he set the reserve price for 6000 pounds. That's like $AUD15,000 over here.

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If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright



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