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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:
Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:heh
i would sit on you.

Rozi "Call me.... 1900 Rozi... Cos I'm worth it."
(she's gonna kill me now)

My Pirate Wench "Oh man, I feel like a bag of smashed assholes"


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Rozi
100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Ooooooohhhh, you're dead, mate!!

wink


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Posted:
"This blanket has gone retarded! Oh wait, that's just me" ~Flynt

"Isn't he cute? It makes me want to stab him in the face" ~Sakura_moon

"Ya, well i'm sure [censored] has a lot of vitamins in it too, but i'm not going to eat that either" ~Cassandra in responce how kiwifruit skin is good for you.


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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:*blink bliiiiink blink blink, blinkity blinkle* - Flynt's morse code blinking...



Pirate wench....did i really say that?

oh ohhhh


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:"don't be frown be biggrin" ~ gothfrogette

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Gayle......!
Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol !!!!!!
Member Since: 9th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2444
Posted:Mot whilst inpatiently waiting to light up: "It's darker than you think"

Gayle.....!

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:"Ok own up. Who's replaced Havokist with this intelligent robot thingummy?" ~ Cantus

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Sir_Sheep
Sir_Sheep

old hand
Location: Chester, UK
Member Since: 1st Mar 2003
Total posts: 725
Posted:"censored the naked chef - I'm the naked juggler!" ~ flid

Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.

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Bird
Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:"Anyone want any Tiger Balm for their nipples?" - Dan (all weekend)

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:oh god so many quotes at falmouth especially in polaritys tent lol

lauz: i think i shood rent myself out


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:infact we were talkin bout this thread at falmouth cos ther were so many

(see signature for example)


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:"Right...let me jack open my vagina 10 cms..." -Aime (No, honey, you're never living that one down)

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:i think nate offered to be a b 'day

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:"But I've already got a penguin!" Much repetition of that by Taya, me and I think occasionally Saan too, though I'm not sure there, when anyone says something random since the Circus Festival. biggrin
Ace thread, much goodness to whoever started it, far back through the obfusticating mists of time.


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:Fallout boy ~ "they probed me good"



Flynt to fallout when he was doing contact staff with a long stemmed lily..."Please dont hit me with that"

Fallout in reply "I'll leave that up to fate to decide."



Ziggy the giraffe (being controlled by arsn)

"Im living with a gay llama dad. A GAY LLAMA!! how do you like that?"



there are many more from common ground and I will post more as soon as I have slept.


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:Hahahah! Ahh....*wipes a tear from her eye*

Corrupted Ziggy was hilarious!


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:james (unsure of hop name!) asked for directions to the supermarket...after much conflicting advice...kyle says...



"that's what you get when you ask for directions from people who like making things go round and round in circles!"





kyle also said later..."non-hoppers are people too!" ubblol





& here's one only the 8 of us in the maxi to common ground from ben's house will understand or even find remotely funny...



tyr..."your tile's on my side of the roof!"



soooo many silly quotes from cg...& photos! especially that one of fallout's boobie glitter! best boobie glitter EVER!! ubblol


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:one from bristol

2bags: skully will you lower your age for me?

Skully:oh alright then

2bags:good, do nate then


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Pfffft I deny that utterly! I never said "oh alright then" that easily. 2Bags had been nagging on and on for months! ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:i'm sure by months u mean minuites ubblol
there were some others that night't that were good, including something about peeing on badgers but i can't think who that could've been wink


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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KaelGotRice
KaelGotRice

Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
Location: Angel's Landing, USA
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 1584
Posted:I'm a big fan of my sig... biggrin

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ubbrollsmile.gif" alt="" />

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:I preferred your old one better.. wink

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KaelGotRice
KaelGotRice

Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
Location: Angel's Landing, USA
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 1584
Posted:I ought to find that post.

*doing a durbs now.

Sounds so dirty when I say it that way...

wink


To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ubbrollsmile.gif" alt="" />

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:At dinner with PK and Mech last night:

Mech: Did you hear what i said earlier PK?

PK: About licking my [censored]?

Mech: No!


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Bird
Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:Roarfire: I don't like it when you don't do what you're told!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:ooooh! devil

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:Haha oh dear, Dave I can't believe you added that... redface

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:none of these were said by HOPpers, well except mine, but all equally funny, (to me anyways). bear in mind, all of these quotes were said under the influence of alcohol or similar mind altering substances.

"we're livin in a world of wierdo's who just wanna steal our money"

"pillheads don't eat, we just wanna live our lives"

"was anybody else inspired by mr miagi as a child?"

whilst randomly reading questions from trivial pursuit to eachother, a question to which the answer was 'hippos' came up, and i said out of nowhere
"hippos just eat people because they can"

there's more, lots more of these but dont know if any of them are funny to u guys?


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Firetramp
Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight
Member Since: 5th Sep 2005
Total posts: 896
Posted:Devkev at Play when noticing my big pregnant belly: "What did you doooo?"

Uhm, pretty obvious what I did redface biggrin


Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:pineapple pete: "Flynt, do you wanna be the first to lick my nipple?"

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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