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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:
Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:well, it was about a HoP post:

 Written by: auntie shiela


 Written by: jo_rhymes


hello there, I am one of your "poi loving hippies" from home of poi.com

It was wonderfully entertaining of you to join us on our forum today, thankyou so much

you'll notice i didnt bother changing my sign-in name. tata for now xxx



[censored]. retreat!



"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:lady doing the tax: "and your return is..."
Taj: *puke*

rock on lil bub taj!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: Aime


Hey b!tch, get me a beer, a blowjob and a movie.

-

Fine_Rabid_Dog



In that order?


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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arsn


arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...

Total posts: 1903
Posted:Valura - "Damn'it, That's the second time you've made me inhale ass gas today!"

biggrin


I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Troy, it's YOUR birthday...that means WE should be giving YOU the arse gas...i mean, presents wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted: Written by: Havokist


"Ok own up. Who's replaced Havokist with this intelligent robot thingummy?" ~ Cantus



ubblol

Whoever it was, they've replaced Bubbles now too.
I'm holding out for Millhouse. I'd love to see what he'll be like when he's cleverer...
wink


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Simian: "I'm a voodoo cow shaman".

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:ok i dunno if she's on here yet, but still another fellow fire spinner:
"i liked that one where i got on my knees for matt. let's do that one again."


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I dont know if i want to know the context or not! *rofl*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:ubblol we were doing a photo shoot in some caves and we had just taken a picture of my friend matt spinning poi while jen was on a lower ledge on her knees doing fire fans. we've never let her live that statement down!!! ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:Post deleted by GitasGuy

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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BansheeCat
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

veteran
Location: lost, Canada

Total posts: 1247
Posted:Meg,hollared this out after someone screwed up during a spin.... " Only Nakedness can save you now! "

my favorite heckle


"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas, Australia

Total posts: 3776
Posted:bounce

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Im so not offended Paul!!! You dont have to delete it! ubblol ubblol

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:Thanks Chicky, but i don't know how to get it back now!!!! hug hug hug hug

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:"ooh yay! im being loved from all sides" - ezz, much earlier this evening

"i dunno im fairly easy pleased" ezz, about 10minutes ago

hug kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:*petey* says:
i was sitting at waffles, after we went shopping. and ive thought, i should call flynt, she knocks off now and shed love to come tie me up

(about ten minutes ago... tehehe!)


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:"we could just chryogenically freeze one of your balls now. excellent" ~ flynt

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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spinningstarlet
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

spinningstarlet

enthusiast
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United ...

Total posts: 271
Posted:a friend of mine...

"what do i do with it once i've got it spinning? no - serisously, what?"

It took us a while to realise he was talking about the diablo...


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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:whilst sitting around the campfire at gwithian



Garthy: I don't get what bits of that were an in-joke and what wasn't



Asena: im gay



Garthy: yeah...?



Asena: thats the joke



Garthy: ...



Asena: im gay and im a joke frown


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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sketch
GOLD Member since May 2006

sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom

Total posts: 431
Posted:Also by the campfire at Gwithian:

Nate staggers over wasted....

Nate (in a slurred happy voice): Ive just been told im a really nice person!

Me (while spinning): Your a really drunk person!

Nate (shouts): Well FINE! if i have to choose........
i choose.......... really drunk person.......
Now gimme some whiskey Nick you BITCH!
ubblol

10 minutes later hes passed out face down!
Your a dude nate! hug


"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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Larry
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Larry

Electro Ponce!
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 383
Posted:random drunk d##khead in hyde park: "are you a
EDITED_BY: Larry (1158756286)


What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Mollydog has treats called "Health Hearts" which are basically meaty heart shaped treats.

Me and molly were in the kitchen and I said "do you want a health heart molly?"

sym said "does she want hell fart?!"


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:not so much a quote but a moment at play 2006 round the cmapire with everyone off there face singing nieghbours theme song at the top of our voices cuz we didnt know anything else

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:oh gods petey, you actually posted it.

:blush:


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:hehehe i remember the neighbours singing...

...I think that was Mr Chutney's doing ubblol


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:"I'm flirting vicariously"
-FoxInDocs


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:"I can't get anything up, can I?"
-Fox again! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Arnwyn: "Here nelfy nipples, nelfy nipples, here!"

Biggins: "I find it disturbing that you are lactating Coopers!"

SO many good quotes from CG, just trying to remember them all. These were two that made me cry with laughter...


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Flynt: "I've got googies and eggs! googies and eggs! googies and eggs!"
*cue Brenn's bacon & egg sandwich exploding all over him*


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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