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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
Huge giggles and falling-off-chair type laughter at all of the above - esp Josh and all of Bird's wink

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
"they're all just words to me. Who's Acou Stic?"

- Sina on the way to Falmouth looking through Strugz's music as he stumbles across the 'Best of Acoustic' CD.



"I don't need a spl*ff, I need AFTERSUN"

- Possibly Lex, Falmouth



Someoneto Durbs:"how many balls do you have?"

Durbs replies: "depends how many you need.............hold on, who's already got balls?"

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
hee hee ubblol

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


SpannerBRONZE Member
remembers when it was all fields round here
2,790 posts
Location: in the works... somewhere..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Mags, singing the Levellers' "Another Man's Cause" at Falmouth:

"And your brother, he was killed in the last war...WHAT A MUPPET!"

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

Oh so many funny quotes from the weekend biggrin

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ben - "I'm not camping, so I'm camping it up"

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Puk


I feel like a strawberry shortcake !




I'm fairly sure it doesn't work you know. Unless I'm doing it wrong..... smile

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh hold on that sounds rude!

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
OK random Josh and Katinca quote.

I'll just set the scene. It's a day or two before Diwali (Hindu festival of light) 2003. FNF, Josh, Katinca and myself are all in a remote village in a mountainous region of Northern India - happens all the time wink - It's late evening, we're walking back from a restaurant. Josh has firecrackers....

and matches...

Katinca, turning to the figure in the darkness behind her on the track : "I don't know you Josh," (Josh whips another firecracker off into the valley below), "seriously, I don't know you!"
FNF: "You do realise that's not him?"
Kate spots Josh further back along the track.
Katinca:"So, who's that then?"
The mysterious other man dashes off down the slope before we can throw things at him too....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
'remember, some men find your little noises exciting' gnor
ubblol

strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
This one gets me every time i think about it:

Were at Beautifull Days festi playing with toys on the grass outside mushypea steves stall when Durbs gets up and says something very similar to:

"Im going to see if steve will let me manipulate his ring ubblol"

***waits for Durbs to come in and say its HOOP i tell you, HOOP, not ring wink***

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Actually, it was "Right, I'm off for a bit of ring manipulation"
But the gist is the same wink

Oh, it's HOOP by the way - HOOP biggrin

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Durbs, why is it always *you* with the faux pas? kiss

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Practice?

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
"I'm not good at dressing myself" - Oli after trying to find pockets on an inside-out jumper.

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol Oli has some fantastic qoutes.
I completely forgot about this thread

*goes and re-reads over it all*

Oh and i have one that Frodo said:

"...my boyfriend." - whilst sitting next to his girlfriend in a car

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
Written by: Valura


*waits for the quotes from bovril to come out*




Well, it's been a while - I've only just found the bit of paper I had these written on...

Valura - 'Stop, my bum's not a drum!'

Arsn, to Valura - 'My penis is not your penis, and if it is, then it's not bigger than my penis'

Arsn - 'I'll be up by then because you'll be kicking me awake'
Valura - 'I'm not denying it'

Arsn - 'I'm so going to fart next to the air intake of your mask'

This last one is from the mouth of Valura, said as I was writing down a couple of these quotes
- 'There'll be none of that bovrilmonkey or you're a dead man' smile

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
*falls off chair laughing*
Oh my god I had forgotton all about those quotes!!
BOVVIE... Im still gunna get you.. even if you are on the other side of the world my lovely friend!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
Bwahahahahahahaha

smile

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Whilst Bird was round mine... we (bird and my mum) were talking about Chavs...

Then my mum asked us if we wanted some tea... she meant to say Chai tea. She came out with,

"Would you like a cup of Chav tea?"

ubblol

It was so funny... but maybe you had to have been there at the time?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Bird


"I'm not good at dressing myself" - Oli after trying to find pockets on an inside-out jumper.




I was going to do that one!

Gayle.....!


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
tongue

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
ah the memories thanx bird smile

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Skulduggery: "I can get it in, but I can't get it out again!"

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
hahaaa haa haaa haha ha ubblol

I've enjoyed reading all this again.

biggrin

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
There nothing better than seeing that other people say silly things as well! biggrin

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Dunc: "pointless poi is so cool" while doing some daft tangly twisty thing!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
"its totally straight as can be... except for that curvy bit there"
Flynty-gold coast in january ubblol

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:

"I reckon all spinners have addictive personalities. With me its not just OCD. Its OCAED, Obsessive Compulsive Addictive Excessice Disorder! but i've been that way for years..."

Faberge

"I'm sitting on the bus on the way home. Theres this really hot girl in front of me and all I can think about is my staff."

Fear-Tine

Love is the law.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I have one i said a while ago in my thread i think....

"Yay for getting down with the saucepans!!!!"
It has some kind of relevance to something....

"If you're Flynt...can i be Tinder?" me being cute towards Flynt....

Flynt "you ever breathe (fire) and i'll kill you"
Me (being a show off) "but i'm ranked 3 in my state for taek.."
Flynt "I dont care, i'll sit on you"

I couldnt stop laughing at that one..the way she said it was soooo funny.

"night night, dont let the pumas nibble" - Renolution

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



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