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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
(At Melbourne, Sunday twirling a week ago)

Flynt: Are you off to din dins now?

Me: Ya-ha, can I leave my junk here? By junk, I mean my fire toys... not my genitalia.

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Durbs: DO A SEARCH

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Falloutboy: Oh yeah, I used to watch Dentrassi High, remember that?

Me: I think you mean Degrassi High....

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
How do know he didn't watch Ed high? tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BrettStarPLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
that sentence is totally missing a 'you'

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
a me?

*jumps into the sentence*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
 Written by: UnderControlOrFailure


There should clearly be more Poje's in the world.

smile




/shrug

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
While looking at some of the lesser known bottles of liquid in the alchohol isle of Sainsburys we found a drink named Hop...

Rhys: Hop ? You can't drink a Hop
Blu: Sure you can, it's like hope without the 'E'
Rhys: It certainly is.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
was outside spinning doubles and lachie joined me on poi, after asking if he could borrow mine... heeheee (he's still out there practising and got all excited, cos he just got a couple rotations of a one-handed butterfly)... anyway... he says to me:

you know dad... if you and mum hadn't split, you wouldn't have gone to live at your mum's; and then, you wouldn't have met your hippie mates... and then you wouldn't be even doing this stuff (I'm spinning the doubles as he's talking)... you'd be normal...

ahahahahaha... normal... hahahahaha... it's funny, cos it's true...!!

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
"My God, it's a giant mindf*ck pyramid!"



Kieron after being introduced to The Game



(By the way, you've just lost)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Bubbles, during a conversation about a motorcyclist who was beheaded in an accident

"So is he alright?"

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
 Written by :Neon_Shaolin


Bubbles, during a conversation about a motorcyclist who was beheaded in an accident

"So is he alright?"



*in open-mouthed astonishment*... I have no words...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
 Written by :Pogo69



you know dad... if you and mum hadn't split, you wouldn't have gone to live at your mum's; and then, you wouldn't have met your hippie mates... and then you wouldn't be even doing this stuff (I'm spinning the doubles as he's talking)... you'd be normal...

ahahahahaha... normal... hahahahaha... it's funny, cos it's true...!!



What a horrible thought!!! eek

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
constipation.

-a certain number of rather inebriated HoPpers at 2am

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
Thanks for bringing that back up Rouge!! smile

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
You bumped the thread wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
Its the first time i've been back on!! tongue

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
"I want to market a cure for cancer....called Cure for Cancer.... but actually it's just socks." Cel

hug

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
talking to one of the few people I do -

Me: I make weird noises.. and I see things...
*shocked silence*

Me: And I'm hungry...

Nathan: Go eat

Me: I don't want to, I'm not hungry.

Nathan: But you just said..

Me: I'm hungry now, but not RIGHT now.

Nathan: Wha--? *quizzical look*

Me: I want your socks... *tackles him and tries to steal his socks*


laugh3 You all are so funny, I really enjoyed reading through it!

hug

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
me and shaping_lights (aka michelle)Just now in a msn convo discussing nicks new DVD

Michelle says:
i think i need to have babies with one of theese good poiers to secure the future of poi
Raver Mike says:
and play fest to lmao
Raver Mike says:
i am the future thats worrying
Michelle says:
balls you dont have a uterus
Raver Mike says:
lmao.... no but i have choccy biscits

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
jarle and alex drinking japanese whiskey.
'Whoa, I know that that tastes exactly as it smells' Takes a swig 'yep, damn, can I tip it into the apple?'
'No, you cannot tip it into the apple'
'Why not?'
'Coz we don't have a funnel!'
Alex takes a knife and makes a hole in the apple before tipping the whiskey into the apple

Kupo!


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Shocked Prawn: I can't blow glass, the glory hole gives me radiation burn...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
eek


That is epic.

Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
WOW ahahahahaha laugh3

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Neon_ShaolinShocked Prawn: I can't blow glass, the glory hole gives me radiation burn...

hay!
in fact i had forgotton about this tongue2

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


Point_BlankGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
DaG after circus under the stars: One day, I'm going to grow up to be a serial killer smile

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack


DaedraSILVER Member
The Dae Walker
75 posts
Location: UK, Kent, Canterbury


Posted:
Ahhh thanks for that guys! Was a good days read at the office grin
My contribution:

This was during our struggle on the beach to start a camp-fire. It was a cold, cold summer night and I was confused enough as it was!

Friend #1 - We need a lighter...
Me - It's ok, once we get the camp-fire going we'll be fine
Friend #1 - Yeah but we need a lighter to get it going!
Me - ...oh

Who knows what I was thinking... though it had them all in stitches for a while!

Once my father gave me a kiwi... I thought it was a rodent and I stroked it until all the fur fell out - White Ninja


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
more happy hop quotes kiddies!

gotta get the happy vibe up on this board again.....

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
is "Kristy rocks my socks" a quote?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
not sure if it counts as a hope quote...but there were lots of hoppers as witnesses!!! grin

taj (age 4.5): elke! i got something to tell you!

*presses button on noisy south park keyring*

[chef sings] 'i'm gonna make love to you woman....'

valura, arsn, elke, gitasguy & gita: laugh3 laugh3 laugh3 laugh3 laugh3

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


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