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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
BRAZIER ... I agree, it is fun to say. Another word that's fun to say is 'spatula' biggrin

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
(setting me, strugz and simon in bournemouth a short silence)

Simon: I just bought tickets for status quo

Me: dude that's not how you fill a silence

Simon: well I thought they were Dire straights and I could tout the tickets and make some money frown

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
vestibule is a much better word!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
my words of the month are 'shrubbery' (said in the style of the knights who say ni) and flobalob (a word used to describe a guy in work, flobalob bob)

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
I like the word "constabulary", kinda rolls off the tongue.

I find business management buzzwords hilarious as well. Like "Cube Farm" (big open plan office where everyone has a small cubicle, and "Prairy dogging" (where in a Cube Farm, someone makes a loud noise and everyone's head pokes over the top of their cubes to see what's going on).

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I like the word 'Concupiscence'...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
JO: "sym your hair looks silly, what's going on with that bit on the right?"



SYM: "it's my genius curl"



JO: "are you high?"

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
arsn - "Want some chocolate milk?"
Phaerie - "You can't get milk from boys... that's dirty milk."

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

ew ew ew!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*smiles angelically*
i wouldn't say something like that smile
hehehe

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
nope she wouldnt!

*tee hee* biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Brettstar: "Flynt doesnt play 'the game', so she's reduced to playing 'Petes genitals'...."

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHJ!!!H!LKH@K!@#!@ so wrong. so very very wrong.

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Arsn~ "oh my god I love that skyline!!"

Valura~ sarcasam "Why dont you just marry it then?" /sarcasam

Arsn~ "nahhhh, did you see the size of that exhaust? Its been around town ya know?"

Valura eek ubblol ubblol ubblol

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
*snigger* ubblol

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Well Jen. No tree grows in the shape of a Crucifixion scene, those ceilings won't paint themselves, and communion wine doesn't grow on trees...



ah i get it now! cheers for the reminder tonight dave wink


flashpoint after a discussion about soldier sperm - 'i cant believe that the actual sperm that made me won the race!'


ubblol

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


Tali_greatsageequalofheavenmember
28 posts
Location: adelaide


Posted:
HEHEHE Yeah. PETEYS GENITALS!!!

I Just lost..

That's why i like u tali.. u can stand around being totally entertained by ur nipples.. - Pineapple Pete

My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!


gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
petey has astral syphilis! ubblol ubblol

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
chicken to troy about 10minutes ago "you just farted on my biscuit!"

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
you can cut own ice cubes from the top of the freezer ~ ry about 10 minutes ago ubblol

hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


madjugglingGOLD Member
stranger
46 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
*while Moka is on the phone to some guy that left beer at Marks house*



"theres ten left" - petey



"he says they're ours" - Moka



"in that case, theres 15 left" -petey



ubblol



*written by mjk* biggrin

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
"Why would anyone make their sons middle name Jane?" - Tali, looking at the Bob Jane Tmart sign...

Currently on the right side up of the world.


BrettStarPLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
oh wow just found this thread....
me:IRRELIVANT DRAGON!
adya:whats a dragon got to do with anything?
me:uhm... ... ... nothing ... ... ... thats why its irrelivant
adya: F%#*

BrettStarPLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
and yah man his name isnt jane T-mart...
lou: Stop making me laugh im trying to spell genitals!

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
"Feel free to point out any red lights or pedestrians"

- my designated driver on the way to a HOP meet...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Tinypixie: Don't go to the party! Stay here!

Bugs: I've been offered a threesome if I go.

Tinypixie: But... I have prawns!!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


TinyPixieSILVER Member
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I DO have prawns!

NeserGOLD Member
member
63 posts
Location: North Queensland, Australia


Posted:
Guys going shopping:

"Get that staff! Its a pretty colour!"
"It'll be BLACK in a week!"

~ Neser

Fuel your fascination, burn your desire and dance with flames


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Said by Annette about Tim (T&B) And Sandy

A: (asking who sandy is) Is Sandy Tim's new girlfriend?
All of us: laughing
Merlyn: Yeah Sandy's tim's B****

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
i want a giant poo costumew and fly poi - brettstar

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Tobi / Mint Sauce : "Dave, having known you all this time I've only just noticed you wear glasses..."

This is after I hit myself in the face with a staff knocking my glasses off and then putting them back on again...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


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