TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
A wise man once said: "You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should shut the up and listen" (though, to be fair, he might not've put it _quite_ like that..)
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Petey: "i just finished a rubiks cube, from completely shuffled to not, in 1 minute 57 seconds "
Experiencing people is the best experience of all.
Govenor of Flynt's Ass...
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Owned by Lost83spy
Written by: BrettStar
you toned that down abit...
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
Currently on the right side up of the world.
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
Currently on the right side up of the world.