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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
heh
i would sit on you.

Rozi "Call me.... 1900 Rozi... Cos I'm worth it."
(she's gonna kill me now)

My Pirate Wench "Oh man, I feel like a bag of smashed assholes"

Currently on the right side up of the world.


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Ooooooohhhh, you're dead, mate!!

wink

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:

"This blanket has gone retarded! Oh wait, that's just me" ~Flynt

"Isn't he cute? It makes me want to stab him in the face" ~Sakura_moon

"Ya, well i'm sure [censored] has a lot of vitamins in it too, but i'm not going to eat that either" ~Cassandra in responce how kiwifruit skin is good for you.

Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
*blink bliiiiink blink blink, blinkity blinkle* - Flynt's morse code blinking...



Pirate wench....did i really say that?

oh ohhhh

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
"don't be frown be biggrin" ~ gothfrogette

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Mot whilst inpatiently waiting to light up: "It's darker than you think"

Gayle.....!


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
"Ok own up. Who's replaced Havokist with this intelligent robot thingummy?" ~ Cantus

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sir_Sheepold hand
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK


Posted:
"censored the naked chef - I'm the naked juggler!" ~ flid

Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
"Anyone want any Tiger Balm for their nipples?" - Dan (all weekend)

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh god so many quotes at falmouth especially in polaritys tent lol

lauz: i think i shood rent myself out

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
infact we were talkin bout this thread at falmouth cos ther were so many

(see signature for example)

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
"Right...let me jack open my vagina 10 cms..." -Aime (No, honey, you're never living that one down)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think nate offered to be a b 'day

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
"But I've already got a penguin!" Much repetition of that by Taya, me and I think occasionally Saan too, though I'm not sure there, when anyone says something random since the Circus Festival. biggrin
Ace thread, much goodness to whoever started it, far back through the obfusticating mists of time.

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Fallout boy ~ "they probed me good"



Flynt to fallout when he was doing contact staff with a long stemmed lily..."Please dont hit me with that"

Fallout in reply "I'll leave that up to fate to decide."



Ziggy the giraffe (being controlled by arsn)

"Im living with a gay llama dad. A GAY LLAMA!! how do you like that?"



there are many more from common ground and I will post more as soon as I have slept.

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Hahahah! Ahh....*wipes a tear from her eye*

Corrupted Ziggy was hilarious!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
james (unsure of hop name!) asked for directions to the supermarket...after much conflicting advice...kyle says...



"that's what you get when you ask for directions from people who like making things go round and round in circles!"





kyle also said later..."non-hoppers are people too!" ubblol





& here's one only the 8 of us in the maxi to common ground from ben's house will understand or even find remotely funny...



tyr..."your tile's on my side of the roof!"



soooo many silly quotes from cg...& photos! especially that one of fallout's boobie glitter! best boobie glitter EVER!! ubblol

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
one from bristol

2bags: skully will you lower your age for me?

Skully:oh alright then

2bags:good, do nate then

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Pfffft I deny that utterly! I never said "oh alright then" that easily. 2Bags had been nagging on and on for months! ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm sure by months u mean minuites ubblol
there were some others that night't that were good, including something about peeing on badgers but i can't think who that could've been wink

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angel's Landing, USA


Posted:
I'm a big fan of my sig... biggrin

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire

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UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I preferred your old one better.. wink

KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angel's Landing, USA


Posted:
I ought to find that post.

*doing a durbs now.

Sounds so dirty when I say it that way...

wink

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire

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Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
At dinner with PK and Mech last night:

Mech: Did you hear what i said earlier PK?

PK: About licking my [censored]?

Mech: No!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Roarfire: I don't like it when you don't do what you're told!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ooooh! devil

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Haha oh dear, Dave I can't believe you added that... redface

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
none of these were said by HOPpers, well except mine, but all equally funny, (to me anyways). bear in mind, all of these quotes were said under the influence of alcohol or similar mind altering substances.

"we're livin in a world of wierdo's who just wanna steal our money"

"pillheads don't eat, we just wanna live our lives"

"was anybody else inspired by mr miagi as a child?"

whilst randomly reading questions from trivial pursuit to eachother, a question to which the answer was 'hippos' came up, and i said out of nowhere
"hippos just eat people because they can"

there's more, lots more of these but dont know if any of them are funny to u guys?

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


Firetrampold hand
896 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
Devkev at Play when noticing my big pregnant belly: "What did you doooo?"

Uhm, pretty obvious what I did redface biggrin

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
pineapple pete: "Flynt, do you wanna be the first to lick my nipple?"

Currently on the right side up of the world.


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