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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:
Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:BRAZIER ... I agree, it is fun to say. Another word that's fun to say is 'spatula' biggrin

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:(setting me, strugz and simon in bournemouth a short silence)

Simon: I just bought tickets for status quo

Me: dude that's not how you fill a silence

Simon: well I thought they were Dire straights and I could tout the tickets and make some money frown


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:vestibule is a much better word!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kin...

Total posts: 1286
Posted:my words of the month are 'shrubbery' (said in the style of the knights who say ni) and flobalob (a word used to describe a guy in work, flobalob bob)

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:I like the word "constabulary", kinda rolls off the tongue.

I find business management buzzwords hilarious as well. Like "Cube Farm" (big open plan office where everyone has a small cubicle, and "Prairy dogging" (where in a Cube Farm, someone makes a loud noise and everyone's head pokes over the top of their cubes to see what's going on).


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:I like the word 'Concupiscence'...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:JO: "sym your hair looks silly, what's going on with that bit on the right?"



SYM: "it's my genius curl"



JO: "are you high?"


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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arsn


arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...

Total posts: 1903
Posted:arsn - "Want some chocolate milk?"
Phaerie - "You can't get milk from boys... that's dirty milk."


I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

ew ew ew!


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Phaerie
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Phaerie

veteran
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1240
Posted:*smiles angelically*
i wouldn't say something like that smile
hehehe


Only when you close your eyes can you really see...

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:nope she wouldnt!

*tee hee* biggrin


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Brettstar: "Flynt doesnt play 'the game', so she's reduced to playing 'Petes genitals'...."

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHJ!!!H!LKH@K!@#!@ so wrong. so very very wrong.


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Arsn~ "oh my god I love that skyline!!"

Valura~ sarcasam "Why dont you just marry it then?" /sarcasam

Arsn~ "nahhhh, did you see the size of that exhaust? Its been around town ya know?"

Valura eek ubblol ubblol ubblol


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:*snigger* ubblol

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Well Jen. No tree grows in the shape of a Crucifixion scene, those ceilings won't paint themselves, and communion wine doesn't grow on trees...



ah i get it now! cheers for the reminder tonight dave wink


flashpoint after a discussion about soldier sperm - 'i cant believe that the actual sperm that made me won the race!'


ubblol


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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Tali_greatsageequalofheaven


Tali_greatsageequalofheaven

member
Location: adelaide

Total posts: 28
Posted:HEHEHE Yeah. PETEYS GENITALS!!!

I Just lost..

That's why i like u tali.. u can stand around being totally entertained by ur nipples.. - Pineapple Pete


My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas, Australia

Total posts: 3776
Posted:petey has astral syphilis! ubblol ubblol

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:chicken to troy about 10minutes ago "you just farted on my biscuit!"

hug kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:you can cut own ice cubes from the top of the freezer ~ ry about 10 minutes ago ubblol

hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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madjuggling
GOLD Member since Jun 2004

madjuggling

stranger
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 46
Posted:*while Moka is on the phone to some guy that left beer at Marks house*



"theres ten left" - petey



"he says they're ours" - Moka



"in that case, theres 15 left" -petey



ubblol



*written by mjk* biggrin


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:"Why would anyone make their sons middle name Jane?" - Tali, looking at the Bob Jane Tmart sign...

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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BrettStar
PLATINUM Member since Oct 2004

BrettStar

old festy hand
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 765
Posted:oh wow just found this thread....
me:IRRELIVANT DRAGON!
adya:whats a dragon got to do with anything?
me:uhm... ... ... nothing ... ... ... thats why its irrelivant
adya: F%#*


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BrettStar
PLATINUM Member since Oct 2004

BrettStar

old festy hand
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 765
Posted:and yah man his name isnt jane T-mart...
lou: Stop making me laugh im trying to spell genitals!


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:"Feel free to point out any red lights or pedestrians"

- my designated driver on the way to a HOP meet...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Tinypixie: Don't go to the party! Stay here!

Bugs: I've been offered a threesome if I go.

Tinypixie: But... I have prawns!!


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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TinyPixie
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 394
Posted:I DO have prawns!

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Neser
GOLD Member since Dec 2005

Neser

member
Location: North Queensland, Australia

Total posts: 63
Posted:Guys going shopping:

"Get that staff! Its a pretty colour!"
"It'll be BLACK in a week!"

~ Neser


Fuel your fascination, burn your desire and dance with flames

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Said by Annette about Tim (T&B) And Sandy

A: (asking who sandy is) Is Sandy Tim's new girlfriend?
All of us: laughing
Merlyn: Yeah Sandy's tim's B****


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:i want a giant poo costumew and fly poi - brettstar

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Tobi / Mint Sauce : "Dave, having known you all this time I've only just noticed you wear glasses..."

This is after I hit myself in the face with a staff knocking my glasses off and then putting them back on again...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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